bickster Posted August 22 Moderator Share Posted August 22 2 hours ago, Seat68 said: When I was about 16 me and some mates got hold of something called The worlds strongest cider. It smelled if biscuits and it was **** lethal. I hated cider so I had a single swig but my mates were comatose off the back of it. You did lose your hair though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rodders0223 Posted August 22 Popular Post Share Posted August 22 It's Thursday. Every day this week I've had to wake my 18 month son up for nursery pushing on to half 7. Will he sleep till half 7 on the weekend? Will he bollocks. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 The Villa ticket office/ability to communicate at all with the club is definitely missing me off. Maybe shouldn't as much as it is, as my daughter won hospitality box tickets for the Arsenal game. The prize is being sorted through a third party marketing company and have said there isn't a parking spot included so trying to see if there are any accessible parking places left to book for my Dad. While I understand its a very busy time, the lack of response from an email and the ticket office appearing to not be taking calls currently is not great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Few things... - Leg tattoos on women. Ones that take up the whole calf or thigh. Horses for courses etc, but it looks **** shit IMO. - Maya Jama. I'm sure she's a nice woman but she annoys the shit out of me. Don't know why! Maybe its her voice. - Blokes driving pick up trucks. Fine if you're moving sheep carcasses on a farm, not when you live in Little Aston, and you're trying to park it in a tight space (kw). Plus why do they all look like Ross Kemp?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dog Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 28 minutes ago, Xela said: Few things... - Leg tattoos on women. Ones that take up the whole calf or thigh. Horses for courses etc, but it looks **** shit IMO. - Maya Jama. I'm sure she's a nice woman but she annoys the shit out of me. Don't know why! Maybe its her voice. - Blokes driving pick up trucks. Fine if you're moving sheep carcasses on a farm, not when you live in Little Aston, and you're trying to park it in a tight space (kw). Plus why do they all look like Ross Kemp?! Blocked and reported Xela lad. You clearly insane. Anything bar a face tattoo on a lady is a right touch. And Maya Jama, good lord man, give your eyes a wobble, she's almost the perfect woman, just needs some leg tattoos and then she's there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 22 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22 Just now, T-Dog said: Blocked and reported Xela lad. You clearly insane. Anything bar a face tattoo on a lady is a right touch. And Maya Jama, good lord man, give your eyes a wobble, she's almost the perfect woman, just needs some leg tattoos and then she's there. Nothing would turn me off a woman more than a tattoo. **** horrible things. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 35 minutes ago, Xela said: Few things... - Leg tattoos on women. Ones that take up the whole calf or thigh. Horses for courses etc, but it looks **** shit IMO. - Maya Jama. I'm sure she's a nice woman but she annoys the shit out of me. Don't know why! Maybe its her voice. - Blokes driving pick up trucks. Fine if you're moving sheep carcasses on a farm, not when you live in Little Aston, and you're trying to park it in a tight space (kw). Plus why do they all look like Ross Kemp?! This is why you have been single for the last 12 years. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 3 minutes ago, T-Dog said: Anything bar a face tattoo on a lady is a right touch. Sign of mental unstability Perhaps you should look for a tattoo free lady as your next squeeze As for Jama - its an irrational dislike. Can't explain why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dog Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 1 hour ago, Xela said: Sign of mental unstability Perhaps you should look for a tattoo free lady as your next squeeze As for Jama - its an irrational dislike. Can't explain why. Hahaha not a chance, mental women are my jam, might start hanging around Women's Prisons.... Do you think Jama is attractive? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 9 hours ago, T-Dog said: Hahaha not a chance, mental women are my jam, might start hanging around Women's Prisons.... Do you think Jama is attractive? Yes. Very attractive. She still annoys me though, and i'm not sure why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Her figure is ridiculous, but she does also have something very dislikable about her too. Bit of a clear arrogance I think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 23 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23 I went to a wedding with Maya Jama once. Not WITH her, but she was a guest there. She arrived late because she'd been on Radio 1 in the morning and when she walked in it was hilarious. The whole room just stopped. She is absolutely insanely beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted August 23 Popular Post Share Posted August 23 It’s a strange world where I’m one of the few that would admit to using social media pretty much every single day, but also I appear to be the only person here that didn’t even know Maya Jama was the name of human. It could have been a Mexican jam festival for all I knew. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fightoffyour Posted August 23 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 23 3 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: It’s a strange world where I’m one of the few that would admit to using social media pretty much every single day, but also I appear to be the only person here that didn’t even know Maya Jama was the name of human. It could have been a Mexican jam festival for all I knew. Never heard of her either. And Mooney hasn't arrived yet. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 (edited) Over the last 10 years she’s been on loads of TV shows, hosted Love Island for a couple of years, Radio 1 DJ, shed loads of adverts. Dated the most famous grime artist for several years. She hosted this years Brit awards. Classic VT Edited August 23 by Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 19 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: It’s a strange world where I’m one of the few that would admit to using social media pretty much every single day, but also I appear to be the only person here that didn’t even know Maya Jama was the name of human. It could have been a Mexican jam festival for all I knew. #mooneyvibes I had to mooney, but I had heard of her, but didn't really know of her work. Seems quite pretty. I'd prefer Vicky Mcclure though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Big entire leg tattoos nah, but a nice small one on the thigh, ala Cheryl Cole....yeah brah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 23 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23 (edited) I knew who she is. Probably one for the boring thread thinking about it. Edited August 23 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 23 Moderator Share Posted August 23 I thought maya jama was some sort of silly American turn of phrase. At least I know its an actual person now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 23 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23 33 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: It’s a strange world where I’m one of the few that would admit to using social media pretty much every single day, but also I appear to be the only person here that didn’t even know Maya Jama was the name of human. It could have been a Mexican jam festival for all I knew. Hold my beer... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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