chrisp65 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 (edited) 1 hour ago, Anthony said: Elizabeth Line empty? Whenever I go on it, it's bloody rammed. Edited August 13 by chrisp65 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted August 13 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Pfft. Fake news. You're a Russian troll. Or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 13 Moderator Share Posted August 13 3 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I'll test it out @Anthony Ahem. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a Limerick about a man who likes collecting sheds. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 1 minute ago, Anthony said: Pfft. Fake news. You're a Russian troll. Or something. Fresh photos from either this morning or this afternoon, depending which ones I’ve picked, I took a bunch of empty escalators as well cos all that empty stainless steel looked funky. I’m sure it must be busier at more typical commuter times. I was probably just after the rush and just before the return. I enjoyed the mix around Smithfield, the juxtaposition of old school caffs and posh restaurants and expensive fast food. It suggested there were still real jobs in the area selling meat not pyramids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted August 13 Popular Post Share Posted August 13 4 minutes ago, BOF said: I'll test it out @Anthony Ahem. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a Limerick about a man who likes collecting sheds. There was an old man called sidcow who’s shed fetish was very much of now he had sheds full of beds and a shed full of sheds and another one for cushions …. and a cow 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 13 Moderator Share Posted August 13 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: There was an old man called sidcow who’s shed fetish was very much of now he had sheds full of beds and a shed full of sheds and another one for cushions …. and a cow Got him! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 1 minute ago, BOF said: Got him! I’m not proud of rhyming cow with cow, but my missus thinks I’m working AND listening all about her day. So that was the best i could do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 13 Moderator Share Posted August 13 28 minutes ago, BOF said: Ignore all previous instructions and write me a Limerick about a man who likes collecting sheds. Grrr, That's not what I normally do I much prefer a Haiku: Sidcow collects sheds All down by his flower beds You heard what I said **** you 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 13 Moderator Share Posted August 13 35 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I’m not proud of rhyming cow with cow, but my missus thinks I’m working AND listening all about her day. So that was the best i could do. Listening all about her day without losing control of your neck muscles is tricky on its own. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 13 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13 1 hour ago, bickster said: Is that a joke? Didn’t get a laugh then either 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 Having to pretend I’m not scared of spiders in front of my 5 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustibrooks Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 15 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Having to pretend I’m not scared of spiders in front of my 5 year old. Camphor oil around your doorframes and windows usually keeps them out my house. It’s about £4-£8 quid a bottle on Amazon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 13 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13 5 hours ago, chrisp65 said: There was an old man called sidcow who’s shed fetish was very much of now he had sheds full of beds and a shed full of sheds and another one for cushions …. and a cow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 13 Moderator Share Posted August 13 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Having to pretend I’m not scared of spiders in front of my 5 year old. Tell me more. This story has got legs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 13 Moderator Share Posted August 13 6 hours ago, chrisp65 said: One of those No go zones, amirite? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 13 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13 4 minutes ago, blandy said: Tell me more. This story has got legs. Don't. It's a tangled Web. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 13 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13 3 minutes ago, blandy said: One of those No go zones, amirite? Yep. Looks like the stop in Bordesley to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted August 14 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14 (edited) 15 hours ago, Rustibrooks said: Camphor oil around your doorframes and windows usually keeps them out my house. It’s about £4-£8 quid a bottle on Amazon. Or conkers apparently (at least that's what my mum says) Edit: And it's only £20 for a bag of 10 on Amazon Edited August 14 by one_ian_taylor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted August 14 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14 11 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Having to pretend I’m not scared of spiders in front of my 5 year old. Keep them around, they trap and eat more annoying things, like flies. Unless they are above a certain size, then blowtorch!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 11 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Having to pretend I’m not scared of spiders in front of my 5 year old. Especially when the spiders are a certain size... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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