bickster Posted June 13 Moderator Share Posted June 13 3 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: Maybe she'll be in there enjoying a Guinness and some scampi fries! The particular boozer I'm going to? Not a chance I like backstreet pubs and even I wouldn't drink in there If you hear sequin being mentioned in there, it's usually be followed by ... is out on bail again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted June 13 Administrator Share Posted June 13 31 minutes ago, bickster said: Ah feck, it was bound to happen, I have to go to Anfield today to fix something which means I have to contend with... the Swifties and the parking situation. Might I recommend getting a taxi? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 13 Moderator Share Posted June 13 1 minute ago, limpid said: Might I recommend getting a taxi? I will be, mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 4 minutes ago, bickster said: I will be, mine Just starting, or nearly finished boss? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 8 minutes ago, limpid said: Might I recommend getting a taxi? Or an Uber… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 When you get an email from Tui saying “there’s still time to get away this summer” when I’m already going away this summer, with them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 13 Moderator Share Posted June 13 13 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Just starting, or nearly finished boss? The answer is always, just come out, no matter if you've been out 16 hours or 2 minutes. Otherwise you'll be announcing yes I have lots of cash on me so mug me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 15 minutes ago, Genie said: When you get an email from Tui saying “there’s still time to get away this summer” when I’m already going away this summer, with them. Yep, I’m currently the subject of some highly precise targeted marketing from a sofa company I recently bought a sofa and chairs from. Apparently that makes me highly likely to be in the market for a sofa and some chairs. See also ‘Legoland’. Why, they ask, don’t you bring your kids for a return visit to Legoland? Well, I’ll tell you why, they’re in their 20’s and have moved out. I know I could click to stop it, but its my dummy email used for this sort of shop purchase shit, I think I’d miss it if Legoland stop emailing me. We were talking about it a few evenings ago, the GDPR implications of spamming someone that bought something off you in 2009. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 13 Moderator Share Posted June 13 12 minutes ago, bickster said: The answer is always, just come out, no matter if you've been out 16 hours or 2 minutes. Otherwise you'll be announcing yes I have lots of cash on me so mug me. You beat me to it. Yep, always starting. Source : Dad taxied since '79. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 A.B.C. Always Be Starting 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 13 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13 5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Yep, I’m currently the subject of some highly precise targeted marketing from a sofa company I recently bought a sofa and chairs from. Apparently that makes me highly likely to be in the market for a sofa and some chairs. I've had similar recently. I bought a set of Sony headphones. I now get endless ads exhorting me to buy Sony headphones. I'VE ALREADY GOT THEM! At least try and suggest some different Sony products. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 I get ads for 15 inch dildos. Bloody irritating 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 1 minute ago, Seat68 said: I get ads for 15 inch dildos. Bloody irritating If they’re bloody and irritating you may want to reduce the size. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 13 Moderator Share Posted June 13 2 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I get ads for 15 inch dildos. Bloody irritating That wouldn't just ruin your day. That'd ruin your hole weak. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 13 Moderator Share Posted June 13 45 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I get ads for 15 inch dildos. Bloody irritating Good job I never search for T***** S**** 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 13 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13 1 hour ago, Genie said: When you get an email from Tui saying “there’s still time to get away this summer” when I’m already going away this summer, with them. Bit like when you get adverts for Sky on demand when you're literally watching sky on demand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted June 13 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13 1 hour ago, BOF said: That wouldn't just ruin your day. That'd ruin your hole weak. Yeah, it rectum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 13 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13 9 minutes ago, Designer1 said: Yeah, it rectum. Didn't do 'em a lot of good, Miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dog Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Toblerones. Love the taste, but the shape really pisses me off. But if they weren't that shape, would they still be a Toblerone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted June 13 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13 6 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Yep, I’m currently the subject of some highly precise targeted marketing from a sofa company I recently bought a sofa and chairs from. Apparently that makes me highly likely to be in the market for a sofa and some chairs. See also ‘Legoland’. Why, they ask, don’t you bring your kids for a return visit to Legoland? Well, I’ll tell you why, they’re in their 20’s and have moved out. I know I could click to stop it, but its my dummy email used for this sort of shop purchase shit, I think I’d miss it if Legoland stop emailing me. We were talking about it a few evenings ago, the GDPR implications of spamming someone that bought something off you in 2009. There are a lot of people getting very rich off selling adverts that fit into the horse-stable door-bolted category. Also, I wonder what the environmental impact of e-mails that don't comply with data protection legislation is? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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