bickster Posted April 17, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: You’re not going to believe this lads. I successfully made my sandwiches for work this morning, they fit in the box and everything. Get this, I’ve just realised I forgot to bloody eat them! I went and bought a jacket potato!! Did they contain lettuce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, bickster said: Did they contain lettuce? I didn’t have time for the lettuce this morning, just turkey and mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, bickster said: vegan Baileys made with almonds The "Vegan" part of the label will be twice as wide as the bottle itself in the brightest fluorescent pink known to advertising, just so we all know. words removed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 17, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I didn’t have time for the lettuce this morning, just turkey and mayo. You should never have time for lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted April 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2018 Don't get @bickster started on lettuce... that's just the tip of the iceberg. 7 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 4 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: Morrissey. Ahh yes, King of the Thunderwordremoved's I wouldn't mind if he could still write a half decent tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted April 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Dropped my car off at the dealer for a repair and was given a courtesy car. I drive it back to my place and notice that my t shirt stinks of some overpowering nasty perfume obviously used by the previous driver and applied when the seatbelt was on. Got a night shift ahead of me and no matter how much wiping of the belt i do, it'll linger on me all night. It's so strong it's making my throat itch 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Dropped my car off at the dealer for a repair and was given a courtesy car. I drive it back to my place and notice that my t shirt stinks of some overpowering nasty perfume obviously used by the previous driver and applied when the seatbelt was on. Got a night shift ahead of me and no matter how much wiping of the belt i do, it'll linger on me all night. It's so strong it's making my throat itch That's a really roundabout way of saying you're cheating on your wife. Although, putting something so mundane on a football forum is quite the alibi.. You sir, are a genius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Dropped my car off at the dealer for a repair and was given a courtesy car. I drive it back to my place and notice that my t shirt stinks of some overpowering nasty perfume obviously used by the previous driver and applied when the seatbelt was on. Got a night shift ahead of me and no matter how much wiping of the belt i do, it'll linger on me all night. It's so strong it's making my throat itch Spanish Fly does have a certain aroma. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Quality !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: That's a really roundabout way of saying you're cheating on your wife. Although, putting something so mundane on a football forum is quite the alibi.. You sir, are a genius. Haven't seen my wife in 20 years I'm happy to say 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Xela said: Spanish Fly does have a certain aroma. Do they even still make that stuff, if so where can you get it ? (I'm asking for a friend !) Edited April 17, 2018 by mottaloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, bickster said: Just seen an advert (that in itself pisses me off) for vegan Baileys made with almonds Baileys made with almondsfor vegans A true axis of evil I have no clue what the standard Baileys tastes like, but it's pretty tasty! Edited April 17, 2018 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: The "Vegan" part of the label will be twice as wide as the bottle itself in the brightest fluorescent pink known to advertising, just so we all know. words removed. It's a tiny logo on the back actually, but tell me more about how vegans don't stfu in a discussion about a vegan product that wasn't started by one! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted April 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) On 4/16/2018 at 14:56, Paddywhack said: I wish the turtles made sandwiches instead, could have taught me a thing or two. On 4/17/2018 at 16:31, Paddywhack said: You’re not going to believe this lads. I successfully made my sandwiches for work this morning, they fit in the box and everything. Get this, I’ve just realised I forgot to bloody eat them! I went and bought a jacket potato!! 2 2 Three tortoises, Mick, Tumble and Paddy, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Give me the bottle opener." "I didn't bring it," says Tumble. "I thought you packed it." Mick gets worried, He turns to Paddy, "Did you bring the bottle opener??" Naturally, Paddy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Tumble beg Paddy to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Paddy sets off down the road at a steady pace. Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Tumble are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally, they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Paddy pops up from behind a rock and shouts........ "I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT GOING!" Look at his rubber sword bending on the frame. Edited April 18, 2018 by 8pints 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Davkaus said: It's a tiny logo on the back actually, but tell me more about how vegans don't stfu in a discussion about a vegan product that wasn't started by one! It was a joke, hence the exaggeration in size, colours and wild abstract claims of the "Brightest" this or that a bit like the bloke with the really big mobile in that sketch show making fun of people who he thinks talk a little bit too loudly. It's not like I drop the "V****" word in every sentence or anything & I did this in the hope of providing some light hearted amusement in what is a thread , lest we forget, that is called "Things that piss you off that shouldn't" and one shouldn't take it all that seriously but i see now I was wrong in that view, I apologise. I only realise now this thread will be of enormous historic and political importance in the future and I am more than sure the labelling chosen by said company would be really quite appropriate, and would be really quite small, nice font and not bright. Live long and prosper. Edited April 17, 2018 by Amsterdam_Neil_D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted April 17, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, bickster said: You should never have time for lettuce! You'd love the burger I had today. It's wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted April 17, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2018 44 minutes ago, Tegis said: You'd love the burger I had today. It's wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. Looks like a handicapped Cabbage Patch Kid. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted April 17, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2018 6 hours ago, Paddywhack said: He's a prick. I struggle a bit to separate the artist from the art now and it's getting harder to enjoy The Smiths. (Cue the "that's because they're rubbish! lolololol" posts) I made you this to help with the conscious uncoupling. 1 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 17, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2018 29 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: Looks like a handicapped Cabbage Patch Kid. Or a septic minge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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