Stevo985 Posted September 26, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2017 @lapal_fan you should have volleyed them all in the **** jaw you pussy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 just popped over to Waitrose to get my lunch (I'm not posh , just it's 200 yards nearer than Tesco and I'm lazy) they had all the usual assortment of vile sandwiches where've they've put things like cucumber or Tomato in them and felt the need to rub it in my face further by putting mayo in everything , but low and behold there in orange packaging a sandwich emerged proclaiming boldly "Roast Chicken ..No mayo" ..... a beautiful plain chicken sandwich just as God intended a sandwich to be got back to the office , sandwich has a bit of a taste , so read the small print on the back .. a sandwich made with roast chicken breast with a yogurt dressing ... what evil genius removes mayo only to replace it with the devils vomit yogurt !! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 In my youth there wasn't a sandwich ever bought that I didn't have to pick or scrape something off of it. Nowadays, I eat pretty much everything. I don't know if it is because I am becoming less fussy or more lazy in old age. * I do know, it's the latter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, tonyh29 said: just popped over to Waitrose to get my lunch (I'm not posh , just it's 200 yards nearer than Tesco and I'm lazy) they had all the usual assortment of vile sandwiches where've they've put things like cucumber or Tomato in them and felt the need to rub it in my face further by putting mayo in everything , but low and behold there in orange packaging a sandwich emerged proclaiming boldly "Roast Chicken ..No mayo" ..... a beautiful plain chicken sandwich just as God intended a sandwich to be got back to the office , sandwich has a bit of a taste , so read the small print on the back .. a sandwich made with roast chicken breast with a yogurt dressing ... what evil genius removes mayo only to replace it with the devils vomit yogurt !! You must like your mouth being dryer than the Sahara, what's wrong with condiments on sandwiches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 26, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2017 Whenever I wonder if I'm a bit of a fussy eater, Tony's food posts make me feel better about myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 There is a guy at work who has such a limited food range I don't know how we doesn't go mad. Its chicken (plain, battered or breadcrumbed) and potato based products... potato waffles, croquets, chips, skinny fries, etc. No sauce at all. Basically a plate of yellow food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Surprised he doesn't have scurvy. It's crazy how many people don't get more than a couple of servings of fruit or veg a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted September 26, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2017 Another instalment of "all small businesses are shit", I went to a florist to buy some flowers. Their website says 9-17:30, their sign says 9-17:30, it was 17:09 and they were shut. They could have saved themselves some money on sign writing if instead of 7 separate lines of text, they settled for "Open when we feel like it". I went to the next one, down the road. They're open from 9 until 18:00. The lights are on, the door is open, I walked in and started browsing, for the shop assistant to say "Excuse me, we're closed". I replied that the door was open, and the sign says they're open until 6. "Oh, that's wrong, we close at 5 now. We should probably get that changed". Then told me I could buy something "just this once", like they're doing me a **** favour completing a transaction that's to their financial advantage during their advertised opening hours. Utter clearings in the woods. Then they'll moan that supermarkets are putting them out of business. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 That reminds me of the time I arrived at the post office 10 minutes before it was meant to close and it was closed. I was so overcome with fury that I knocked on the window, huffed loudly and then drove away promising to contact the manager. We should renationalise all post offices and flower shops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villakram Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 twitter increasing to 280 characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 14 hours ago, PompeyVillan said: That reminds me of the time I arrived at the post office 10 minutes before it was meant to close and it was closed. I was so overcome with fury that I knocked on the window, huffed loudly and then drove away promising to contact the manager. We should renationalise all post offices and flower shops. I **** hate the post office. Unsure how it works in the UK, but in Australia we have our nationalised Australia Post. The individual post offices themselves seem to be run as franchises, and they are always owned staffed by the worst deadshit **** imaginable. They're always slow, they're always rude, and there is literally nothing anybody can do about it because they have a captive audience. Short of a private company coming in and trying to take over the sector, we're stuck with them. Overall the post system has never let me down apart from when i've had to deal with these semi-literal potatoes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted September 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 hours ago, villakram said: twitter increasing to 280 characters That lead me to #BradTo1Million , wich is bloody hilarious, and wrong for this thread. Sorry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 "Squad" and/or "squad goals". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2017 "Life hacks". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 (edited) 25 minutes ago, bobzy said: "Squad" and/or "squad goals". Yes people who say that need to get punched in the face, as well as those who say 'hashtag'. Edited September 27, 2017 by Dr_Pangloss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 21 hours ago, Xela said: There is a guy at work who has such a limited food range I don't know how we doesn't go mad. Its chicken (plain, battered or breadcrumbed) and potato based products... potato waffles, croquets, chips, skinny fries, etc. No sauce at all. Basically a plate of yellow food. Yes, a guy at my work eats a single baked potato every single day. Every day. Sometimes he puts cheese on it. Most times he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Tennis elbow, sciatica,bad wrists and sometimes a dodgy knee. I'm falling to bits at 34. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sharkyvilla Posted September 27, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2017 Almost pitch black at 7 o'clock. Load of shite. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 (edited) 33 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: Almost pitch black at 7 o'clock. Load of shite. I like it. Something nice about dark mornings and the shorter days drawing in. Edited September 27, 2017 by Rugeley Villa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Tax credits owe us money= not interested we owe tax credits= very interested and demanding payment **** off you clearings in the woods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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