Rugeley Villa Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Got the wife a new vibrator for xmas as she's gone without one for a while, plus I got into the habit of just grabbing the cucumber out of the fridge. I obviously let her pick which one as I probably would of got her a giant monster of a thing, but anyhow she's got one now. It cost me £65 and it's the fifty shades of grey one or something like that. Thing is she's barely bothering with me now and just wants her new vibrator. Knew I should of made her wait until xmas day until she had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brumstopdogs Posted December 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2016 You always have your old mate 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said: You always have your old mate Awww, bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Awww, bless him. RV knows that isn't a Santa beard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 That moment when someone asks you if you want to do something, and you're just DESPERATE to say no, but you can't think of a good excuse, and you sit there with everyone looking at you while you go 'umm . . . err' racking your brains, and then you end up giving in out of politeness and then hating yourself for your weakness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 24, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2016 39 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: That moment when someone asks you if you want to do something, and you're just DESPERATE to say no, but you can't think of a good excuse, and you sit there with everyone looking at you while you go 'umm . . . err' racking your brains, and then you end up giving in out of politeness and then hating yourself for your weakness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PompeyVillan Posted December 24, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2016 18 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Got the wife a new vibrator for xmas as she's gone without one for a while, plus I got into the habit of just grabbing the cucumber out of the fridge. I obviously let her pick which one as I probably would of got her a giant monster of a thing, but anyhow she's got one now. It cost me £65 and it's the fifty shades of grey one or something like that. Thing is she's barely bothering with me now and just wants her new vibrator. Knew I should of made her wait until xmas day until she had it. If you'd waited 'till Christmas day though she'd be fighting the kids for batteries on Christmas morning. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 People with dreadlocks who sit flicking through trivia cards about the uterus and vagina should be banned from public transport. She's stinks and has a bizarre taste in reading material. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 (edited) My little girl has been really ill last few days, had conjunctivitis and a real bad cold, she's feeling a lot better today mind and her eyes aren't too bad so hopefully she'll be fine tomorrow i on the other hand have felt fine until this afternoon, already know I'm waking up tomorrow with the flu, got that burning behind me throat, nose has started to get bunged up. Edited December 24, 2016 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 My cousins just had a kid, my first thought? 24th December, what a shit birthday that'll be im no longer "getting" old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 People who queue up at 2am in the morning for the Boxing day sales. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted December 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted December 26, 2016 7 hours ago, Xela said: People who queue up at 2am in the morning for the Boxing day sales. That actually cheers me up. Laughing at simpletons is not a bad way to pass time. The best part is that there are all kinds of sites keeping track of prices so you have all the data at hand to avoid getting ripped off on Boxing day (or any other day). Still, a truckload of people still go out there, and some actually starts fights about who wants to get ripped off the most. Its bloody wonderful!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 (edited) "Non-traditional gender neutral pro-nouns" Edited December 26, 2016 by Dr_Pangloss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 47 minutes ago, Dr_Pangloss said: "Non-traditional gender neutral pro-nouns" All this multiple gender bullshit in general. Facebook in the UK has 71 gender options to choose from. Craziness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, Xela said: All this multiple gender bullshit in general. Facebook in the UK has 71 gender options to choose from. Craziness I don't mind all those categories heing available, but they aren't genders - of which there are only two - male or female. They are an additional category used to identify things like 'personality type', 'sexuality', 'fashion style', 'toilet preference', 'state of mind', and dozens of other things. Arguably, you should have the option to to declare gender (m/f) - or decline to do so - and then to use a second category to identify as one of the above myriad self perceptions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: I don't mind all those categories heing available, but they aren't genders - of which there are only two - male or female. They are an additional category used to identify things like 'personality type', 'sexuality', 'fashion style', 'toilet preference', 'state of mind', and dozens of other things. Arguably, you should have the option to to declare gender (m/f) - or decline to do so - and then to use a second category to identify as one of the above myriad self perceptions. Exactly, they aren't genders as you say. Trouble is, there is plenty of people who believe in this... "Oh, I don't identify my gender as either a male or female" I don't know if they are genuinely confused and need medical help or they are just attention whores. The full list below: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/10930654/Facebooks-71-gender-options-come-to-UK-users.html Spoiler Faceboom UK Gender options The 21 new options for UK users Asexual Female to male trans man Female to male transgender man Female to male transsexual man F2M Gender neutral Hermaphrodite Intersex man Intersex person Intersex woman Male to female trans woman Male to female transgender woman Male to female transsexual woman Man M2F Polygender T* man T* woman Two* person Two-spirit person Woman The list of the 50 previous gender options Agender Androgyne Androgynes Androgynous Bigender Cis Cis Female Cis Male Cis Man Cis Woman Cisgender Cisgender Female Cisgender Male Cisgender Man Cisgender Woman Female to Male FTM Gender Fluid Gender Nonconforming Gender Questioning Gender Variant Genderqueer Intersex Male to Female MTF Neither Neutrois Non-binary Other Pangender Trans Trans Female Trans Male Trans Man Trans Person Trans*Female Trans*Male Trans*Man Trans*Person Trans*Woman Transexual Transexual Female Transexual Male Transexual Man Transexual Person Transexual Woman Transgender Female Transgender Person Transmasculine Two-spirit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I don't mind all those categories heing available, but they aren't genders - of which there are only two - male or female. They are an additional category used to identify things like 'personality type', 'sexuality', 'fashion style', 'toilet preference', 'state of mind', and dozens of other things. Arguably, you should have the option to to declare gender (m/f) - or decline to do so - and then to use a second category to identify as one of the above myriad self perceptions. They aren't genders, they are the fantasies of idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted December 26, 2016 Administrator Share Posted December 26, 2016 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: I don't mind all those categories heing available, but they aren't genders - of which there are only two - male or female. They are an additional category used to identify things like 'personality type', 'sexuality', 'fashion style', 'toilet preference', 'state of mind', and dozens of other things. Arguably, you should have the option to to declare gender (m/f) - or decline to do so - and then to use a second category to identify as one of the above myriad self perceptions. The OED describes the usage here: Quote Although the words gender and sex both have the sense 'the state of being male or female', they are typically used in slightly different ways: sex tends to refer to biological differences, while gender refers to cultural or social ones. It's not surprising people have created additional "genders" to refer to "cultural or social" interpretations of the word. I agree with you though. One question asking male, female, other, no answer. With a follow up if more info is needed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted December 26, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 26, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Xela said: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/10930654/Facebooks-71-gender-options-come-to-UK-users.html Reveal hidden contents Faceboom UK Gender options The 21 new options for UK users Asexual Female to male trans man Female to male transgender man Female to male transsexual man F2M Gender neutral Hermaphrodite Intersex man Intersex person Intersex woman Male to female trans woman Male to female transgender woman Male to female transsexual woman Man M2F Polygender T* man T* woman Two* person Two-spirit person Woman The list of the 50 previous gender options Agender Androgyne Androgynes Androgynous Bigender Cis Cis Female Cis Male Cis Man Cis Woman Cisgender Cisgender Female Cisgender Male Cisgender Man Cisgender Woman Female to Male FTM Gender Fluid Gender Nonconforming Gender Questioning Gender Variant Genderqueer Intersex Male to Female MTF Neither Neutrois Non-binary Other Pangender Trans Trans Female Trans Male Trans Man Trans Person Trans*Female Trans*Male Trans*Man Trans*Person Trans*Woman Transexual Transexual Female Transexual Male Transexual Man Transexual Person Transexual Woman Transgender Female Transgender Person Transmasculine Two-spirit First one to bang one of each on the list wins the Internet ? Edited December 26, 2016 by tonyh29 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'm absolutely fine with people giving their gender as whatever they want, but then I want people to stop referring to me as a 'cis male' which appears to be a term which only exists to abuse people on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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