Davkaus Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 6 hours ago, legov said: People who flush hard-earned dosh down the toilet. You think decent toilet paper is a waste of money? What do you use? It costs less than £20 a year for me to shit in comfort and not feel like my arse has been torn open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 20 minutes ago, Davkaus said: You think decent toilet paper is a waste of money? What do you use? It costs less than £20 a year for me to shit in comfort and not feel like my arse has been torn open. "expensive" toilet paper always seems to block the sewerage drain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted July 7, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 7, 2016 46 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: Reads like the discography of a thrash metal band. "Everyone agreed that 'Surrounded by diarrhoea water and smelling like week old death' was their seminal album and the highlight of their career, but 'Blood on the cubicle walls' was an impressive comeback." 'Blood on the Cubicle Walls' should be the debut album of Jimmy Savile and the Wider Paedophile Debate. We could probably do the entire biography of a rock band with VT comments and topic names... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 I've got oral thrush... Which you can't get from eating fanny, FYI. I either have an immune system deficiency, iron or something, or I have diabetes. Oh and I've got an ear infection. I'm actually pretty annoyed about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: I've got oral thrush... Which you can't get from eating fanny, FYI. I either have an immune system deficiency, iron or something, or I have diabetes. Oh and I've got an ear infection. I'm actually pretty annoyed about the whole thing. quick google says you have aids .........tough break 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Meath_Villan said: quick google says you have aids .........tough break Are you positive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 7 hours ago, Meath_Villan said: quick google says you have aids .........tough break Riddled with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 They are going to re-make "Porridge", with the best will in the world there are some things, a few special things that cannot be re-made. Would it ever be possible to replace the cast ? Its not just the main characters but the supporting cast also. Barker was one of a kind, a bit like Rick Mayall & Rowen Atkinson in that it's in built talent and cannot be copied or impersonated. You can try but ultimately it will go badly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 13 hours ago, BOF said: People who leave a pub toilet cubicle in an absolute state (and I'm not talking number onesies here). Look, I get that most of us will at some point in our lives have a close call or an emergency (hopefully much later on ) but even if you do, try and have the basic **** decency to clean it up as best you can. I walked into a place yesterday and ... tried to put myself in the mindset of someone who would do what I saw, think 'yep' and then just walk away from it. Bloody feral ill-rared incontinent savage. The toilets at work are like this. Scunmy bastards. They arent even kids, these are educated mature adults who seemingly can not aim their shit at a pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 8 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: I've got oral thrush... Which you can't get from eating fanny, FYI. I either have an immune system deficiency, iron or something, or I have diabetes. Oh and I've got an ear infection. I'm actually pretty annoyed about the whole thing. A close a personal friend had this in the 90's. He had to ask his mum if it was life threatening. He is still here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted July 8, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2016 9 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: I've got oral thrush... My old man got that just before he passed away. So I can only conclude that you've not got long left. Sorry pal. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Ahhhh VT. Just the boost I needed chaps, thanks. (jumps into a corner and dies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Somebody has been a naughty boy haven't they Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 On top of all that I just noticed that the dude in one of my favourite xhamster scenes looks a little bit like some bloke I know. He's a **** cockwomble. Wank ruined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 8, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2016 Right-way-round guitars with upside-down headstocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 14 hours ago, Davkaus said: You think decent toilet paper is a waste of money? What do you use? It costs less than £20 a year for me to shit in comfort and not feel like my arse has been torn open. Look at Johnny Rockafella over here flaunting his wealth. GTFO. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I prefer my toilet tissue to resemble sandpaper, it aint clean till I see blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 3 hours ago, mjmooney said: Right-way-round guitars with upside-down headstocks. Bloody hipsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I just found out my best friend from school/college plays for the champions of Bhutan. I'd never heard of Bhutan, and it sounds like a backwards hellhole, but I have basically spent the last 10 years dicking around on the internet. ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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