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missus brother rang up last night and asked where is the best place to sit at villa park when your taking your lad whos a city fan. her brother is a wolves fan but his son got in to football a few years ago and started supporting spurs because they were doing really well,then once city won the league he then started supporting them. ay got much time for the little bastard anyway but it proper winds me up. got no sense of loyalty at all.

Don't understand how you can change teams like that, I know he's young but I was young when I started liking football and although Villa were poor (no change there then!) I couldn't imagine changing to a more successful team, which was Liverpool or Arsenal at the time

You support your local team or the team your family support. 

well his dad is wolves and they moved to coventry when he was a toddler so you can throw coventry city into the equation but that would be a bit harsh. i had no problem with him following spurs as they dont exactly win a lot of silverware but he done it with me when he changed to city.

If he's young enough you might still have time to inflict the Villa curse..

One of my earliest memories was coming out into the Holte on my Dad's shoulders, thinking the bright green pitch was the biggest thing I'd ever seen. Can't get that out of your blood once it's in there.. as hard as I've tried..

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missus brother rang up last night and asked where is the best place to sit at villa park when your taking your lad whos a city fan. her brother is a wolves fan but his son got in to football a few years ago and started supporting spurs because they were doing really well,then once city won the league he then started supporting them. ay got much time for the little bastard anyway but it proper winds me up. got no sense of loyalty at all.

Don't understand how you can change teams like that, I know he's young but I was young when I started liking football and although Villa were poor (no change there then!) I couldn't imagine changing to a more successful team, which was Liverpool or Arsenal at the time

You support your local team or the team your family support. 

well his dad is wolves and they moved to coventry when he was a toddler so you can throw coventry city into the equation but that would be a bit harsh. i had no problem with him following spurs as they dont exactly win a lot of silverware but he done it with me when he changed to city.

If he's young enough you might still have time to inflict the Villa curse..

One of my earliest memories was coming out into the Holte on my Dad's shoulders, thinking the bright green pitch was the biggest thing I'd ever seen. Can't get that out of your blood once it's in there.. as hard as I've tried..

hes not long txted me and said villa park is beautiful, in which i replied it certainly is.

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missus brother rang up last night and asked where is the best place to sit at villa park when your taking your lad whos a city fan. her brother is a wolves fan but his son got in to football a few years ago and started supporting spurs because they were doing really well,then once city won the league he then started supporting them. ay got much time for the little bastard anyway but it proper winds me up. got no sense of loyalty at all.

Don't understand how you can change teams like that, I know he's young but I was young when I started liking football and although Villa were poor (no change there then!) I couldn't imagine changing to a more successful team, which was Liverpool or Arsenal at the time

You support your local team or the team your family support. 

well his dad is wolves and they moved to coventry when he was a toddler so you can throw coventry city into the equation but that would be a bit harsh. i had no problem with him following spurs as they dont exactly win a lot of silverware but he done it with me when he changed to city.

If he's young enough you might still have time to inflict the Villa curse..

One of my earliest memories was coming out into the Holte on my Dad's shoulders, thinking the bright green pitch was the biggest thing I'd ever seen. Can't get that out of your blood once it's in there.. as hard as I've tried..

Yeah, one of my fondest memories is the first time I went to a game at Villa Park. Climbing the steps and seeing the stadium and field for the first time was something I'll never forget.

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Quotas for the amount of women in passports, bank notes and most annoyingly jobs. I've frequently been told at work that I will be favoured for a job as a woman. Doesn't make sense and inevitably means that any woman who makes it into top jobs are seen as getting there because of their gender. It actually has the opposite affect of whAt it intends.

Women on VT don't exist

They did once, the cheeky little minx's, they were good times

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hmm my first return to the forum and I have nothing to say in this thread...that doesn't mean to say that there are hundreds of thousands of little things that just **** infuriate me, I just think that maybe I have bigger fish to fry at the minute.

 

I feel like I am letting ya'll down with the lack of a rant but words removed with umbreallas and knobs in lifts, the queues in McDonalds, the infuriating **** xmas adverts the 5p **** charge on my plastic bags the x factor, the impending approach of the **** jungle program, the trouble I had buying my bus pass the other week, secret **** santa, the christmas **** meal, christmas in **** general, they just don't feel worthy of a rant at the minute

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Friday breakfast rocket polishers.

I go to the same food place every day for breakfast. It's quick. I can order, pay for and receive my breakfast within five minutes, during Monday to Thursday. Not a **** Friday, though. Oh no! It's because the place is mobbed full of people having bacon/sausage sandwiches/"something a bit cheeky" just because it's Friday. 

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Ha! The Friday breakfast brigade. I know the feeling too well my friend. 

They'll update their FB statuses with "Sausage sandwich on a Friday - don't mind if I do"

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**** knobs people like that, most days I get myself 2 slices of marmite/jam on toast and a cup of coffee, if I want a bacon,sausage and egg sarnie then I'll get one, what the **** does it matter 'oh look at me I've had a **** greasy breakfast but I'm watching my weight so I'm gunna make a big **** deal of it' **** you you carb counting sad sack saggy bollock word removed, I'm a big fat bastard and I have one when I feel like it I don't feel the need to broadcast it, have a **** hash brown with your breakfast ' oh no i couldnt possibly do that, that would take me over my 120 calory a day diet, ask me tomorrow and I may have a cheeky little **** nibble'

 

**** you you stupid word removed I hope you die of a twisted **** intestine, I hope you choke on your salad your **** absolute tool

 

stick to your **** diet but don't tell me about it, when I die of a massive heart attack on the bog at least I died with no limits on my breakfast dinner or tea.

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Shit weekends -  had a crap weekend: car blew up, mate bailed on me for a drink and got a cold coming. As a consequence I have spent far too long looking at porn online. 

 

 

 

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I've got a mate, well sort of work colleague now, we don't talk that much anymore! He's 28 and his missus 33. They got married last November within a year of being together. Today is their 1 year wedding anniversary and don't you bloody know it. Reading my Facebook is literally burning my sockets out. They are currently on holiday but still went through the trouble of posting on each others walls 'happy anniversary' this morning. Neither of them have many friends as it is, but the attention they are craving is cringy! She is posting pictures of them together every 2 hours in a different location, kissing, pulling a different face or holding a drink. Don't get me wrong I'm happy for them but they are acting 10 years younger than what they are. And to top it off earlier I saw 'We got a selfie stick lol'.

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I've got a mate, well sort of work colleague now, we don't talk that much anymore! He's 28 and his missus 33. They got married last November within a year of being together. Today is their 1 year wedding anniversary and don't you bloody know it. Reading my Facebook is literally burning my sockets out. They are currently on holiday but still went through the trouble of posting on each others walls 'happy anniversary' this morning. Neither of them have many friends as it is, but the attention they are craving is cringy! She is posting pictures of them together every 2 hours in a different location, kissing, pulling a different face or holding a drink. Don't get me wrong I'm happy for them but they are acting 10 years younger than what they are. And to top it off earlier I saw 'We got a selfie stick lol'.

Phase them words removed out of your life and then close your Facebook account, your mental health will improve massively, I'm not even joking. These people are words removed.

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you on pornhub? you know if you sign up you can download your favourite videos for free, I only say that because sometimes they get took down for copyright reasons..............or so a friend told me

All about xhamster for me

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Although I have frequented pornhub and multiple others as part of my quest for the perfect site

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I've got a mate, well sort of work colleague now, we don't talk that much anymore! He's 28 and his missus 33. They got married last November within a year of being together. Today is their 1 year wedding anniversary and don't you bloody know it. Reading my Facebook is literally burning my sockets out. They are currently on holiday but still went through the trouble of posting on each others walls 'happy anniversary' this morning. Neither of them have many friends as it is, but the attention they are craving is cringy! She is posting pictures of them together every 2 hours in a different location, kissing, pulling a different face or holding a drink. Don't get me wrong I'm happy for them but they are acting 10 years younger than what they are. And to top it off earlier I saw 'We got a selfie stick lol'.

 

Phase them words removed out of your life and then close your Facebook account, your mental health will improve massively, I'm not even joking. These people are words removed.

This.

Don't be a whore to social media. Its a modern day cancer and will rot your brain. Get out while you can!

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