Xela Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I've been to Sweden and spent most my time looking at girls' arses and faces, who has time for such evil as throwing grenades, stabbing people or assembling flat pack furniture? I would imagine the people who are not native to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I can't believe grown men still play FM. Where on earth to do you find the time!!??Says the man with 2000 posts on an internet forum.Haha you got me there! It is time I took another VT sabbatical. Plus in my defence my wife and kid are away and not back for another 2 weeks. She hates VT. Why would it matter if your wife hated VT? Hates how I'm always posting on it. Women hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) the wife .....I had two ingrown toenails out this morning,ment to be off my feet the whole day ......did I **** .....lazy bint, then she gave out to me for giving out Edited August 14, 2015 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Stefan > Lapal Enjoy your shitty wedding knowing Hogso, Ginko, villarule123 & I will be having the best time ever on rocket league whilst you get to tidy up and look at photos of your cousins engagement ring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Self Trepanning > Lapal Had to google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 nails. surely we can figure out a way to stop them growing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Chop your fingers and toes off is my suggestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 OK brb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Pesticides, Stop spraying it on the food we eat you bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted August 15, 2015 Administrator Share Posted August 15, 2015 Pesticides, Stop spraying it on the food we eat you bastards. Agreed. The sooner we can get insect resistant GMO foods the better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Chop your fingers and toes off is my suggestion thajsnxd$! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Group holidays with women and/or kids. Never again. A wasted week away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 After match interviews in which managers are faced with a series of statements from a brainless f***wit of a reporter, rather than just giving simple questions. I think this trend was started by Garth Crooks, and has spread like wildfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 After match interviews in which managers are faced with a series of statements from a brainless f***wit of a reporter, rather than just giving simple questions. I think this trend was started by Garth Crooks, and has spread like wildfire. Geoff Shreeves is the worst. He's been stealing a living for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Group holidays with women and/or kids. Never again. A wasted week away. What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Group holidays with women and/or kids. Never again. A wasted week away. What happened? Bit complex to put the full story on here but to summarise, women and men that act like women. Sometimes you just gotta man the **** up and make it happen, ye get me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Group holidays with women and/or kids. Never again. A wasted week away. What happened? Bit complex to put the full story on here but to summarise, women and men that act like women. Sometimes you just gotta man the **** up and make it happen, ye get me? To add to original TTPMOBS, people that can't make a decision about anything and just dangle in any situation 'oooh I don't know what to do', just do it and live with the consequences, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 'man up' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 'man up' It is the impulse, best avoided, when everyone else is acting like only women are licensed to behave, to do the right thing and act in a way psychologists call assertive, which is to tell the rest of the group what you intend to do and welcome others to join you should they so wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq0SvQRxt3Y 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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