jjaacckk91 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Crap cheap chocolate. Someone got me a "Mrs Brown's boys lovely chocolate bar" for my birthday(I think) I fancy some chocolate and this is the only bit I have, so I thought why not. I can now confirm even when it's free its still not nice. But what is the point in crap chocolate, its not good for me, its not nice, it has no purpose. Crap/cheap chocolate out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 My car insurance renewal quote .......**** !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted July 16, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 16, 2015 My car insurance renewal quote .......**** !!!! Shop around dude! Lady next to me at work phoned up her insurance about the renewal and got told unless she can prove there's better going then that would be her renewal. She looked on loads of price comparison sites, phoned them back up to say she's got a better deal. Turns out they agreed to match the better deal and the better quote belonged to the same company. Money grabbing gits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I know a russian girl whos father is a good friend of a russian oil billionare. Ive told her plenty of times to tell him that he must buy Aston Villa and spend his billions on new players. Ive never met a girl with such a sharpe brain as her, she can pretty much talk anyone in to doing anything she wants, she is just incredible. According to her, Roman Abramovich is the worst thief and criminal in russia.. Pics or gtfoI met her in turkey 10 years ago, She was slim and pretty then, but has since gained some weight, She blames Milka for it.. The singer? How can you blame a singer for weight gain? Milka I had to Mooney: You've never heard of milka ? !!That's more shocking people not knowing the IS flag ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Infants school graduations. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I used to be able to shove a teaspoon handle up my nose, rub the spongy bit with the handle which is quite far up the nasal passage and sneeze on demand/request. I think my record is about 18 sneeze in a row, which led to a pretty bad nose bleed and brain damage. That explains a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 DK posting pictures of his crack feet at breakfast time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Foot like a **** hobbit as well. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Infants school graduations. And nursery! Don't pretend it's for the kids, they won't have a clue what's going on. If you wanted something to dress up, maybe you should have got a "Graduation Barbie", instead of having kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It's at times like pointless graduation ceremonies or PTA cake sales that I'm actually glad I'm not allowed within 200 metres of any school. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 **** mortar boards on 6 year olds. Stop it, they learned their **** colours and numbers up to ten, not astro physics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 actually, on the subject of schools my eldest is in 6th form and they've just decided to have a whole change of uniform, a rebranding gone are the comp ethics of wearing black hoodies and sweaters with school logos, we are having a real change to shirts / ties / blazers and a change of colour to blue with gold piping I've just received a letter basically saying the uniform change is 'mandatory', orders should be placed over the summer, new kit will be available 'from November'. Now, by November my nipper will have 7 months left in school and this uniform change is going to cost us around £150. I can feel a full and frank exchange of views being required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted July 17, 2015 Administrator Share Posted July 17, 2015 Tell them it's against your religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 actually, on the subject of schools my eldest is in 6th form and they've just decided to have a whole change of uniform, a rebranding gone are the comp ethics of wearing black hoodies and sweaters with school logos, we are having a real change to shirts / ties / blazers and a change of colour to blue with gold piping I've just received a letter basically saying the uniform change is 'mandatory', orders should be placed over the summer, new kit will be available 'from November'. Now, by November my nipper will have 7 months left in school and this uniform change is going to cost us around £150. I can feel a full and frank exchange of views being required. When I was at school when you got to the fifth year, the colour of uniform was put to the vote, this was in 1986, me and a couple of mates campaigned hard for tartan, we thought it would be a laugh trying to get the parents of Donnington in Telford scouring the shops for tartan. In the end lemon won the day. Bloody eighties and its pastel shades. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Tell them it's against your religion. I don't think there's a strict dress code for lapsed crypto methodists, but you could be on to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Tell them it's against your religion. I don't think there's a strict dress code for lapsed crypto methodists, but you could be on to something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 that's pretty bloody close actually look at the conk on that! as I believe I overheard someone say recently 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) actually, on the subject of schools my eldest is in 6th form and they've just decided to have a whole change of uniform, a rebranding gone are the comp ethics of wearing black hoodies and sweaters with school logos, we are having a real change to shirts / ties / blazers and a change of colour to blue with gold piping I've just received a letter basically saying the uniform change is 'mandatory', orders should be placed over the summer, new kit will be available 'from November'. Now, by November my nipper will have 7 months left in school and this uniform change is going to cost us around £150. I can feel a full and frank exchange of views being required. That is totally unreasonable but there will be plenty of parents in the same boat. Write a polite letter outlining why it should not apply to the 6th form, print off a load of copies and hand them to other parents who share your views and get them to send them in. Schools are always saying how they want parents to get involved; it's time to find out if they mean it. Send a copy to the governors. Edited July 17, 2015 by MakemineVanilla 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 aye It ain't happening, now we just have to work out how to keep everyone happy with that fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 17, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2015 Remember Chris, diplomacy is the art of letting somebody else have your way. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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