Popular Post islingtonclaret Posted January 29, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2015 Went to Costa at work. The woman in front of me said: "Can I have a medium latte please. But can I have half the amount of coffee you'd normally use, with a shot of hazelnut syrup, but no foam. And can you make sure the milk is extra hot as I can't drink luke warm coffee." **** off. "Can I have a pile of random shit in a cup please, thanks" "Sure. That'll be £6.50 please" "Great." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The fact weather forecasters keep predicting snow in Brum and it fails to materialise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 How stupidly emotionally involved I get in Andy Murray matches annoys me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The fact weather forecasters keep predicting snow in Brum and it fails to materialise. Erm... it's snowing in brum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The fact weather forecasters keep predicting snow in Brum and it fails to materialise. Erm... it's snowing in brum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 29, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2015 The missus just got made redundant. I may have to look for a job. [emoji34] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 That's crap. Hope everything goes ok Mike. All the best. I hear Jenny is looking for a new masseuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 That's crap. Hope everything goes ok Mike. All the best. I hear Jenny is looking for a new masseuse. I would gladly accept a rub down from Mike "Magic Hands" Mooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 29, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2015 Went to Costa at work. The woman in front of me said: "Can I have a medium latte please. But can I have half the amount of coffee you'd normally use, with a shot of hazelnut syrup, but no foam. And can you make sure the milk is extra hot as I can't drink luke warm coffee." **** off. I commend you on (presumably) not punching her in the back of the neck. I laughed to myself, that's all I could muster. It was made funnier, to me, by my order just being "tea please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 29, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2015 That's crap. Hope everything goes ok Mike. All the best. I hear Jenny is looking for a new masseuse. Aw, damn, has she turned gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) The missus just got made redundant. I may have to look for a job. [emoji34] Low blow Mate, sorry to hear that. My other half's boss is married to what was one of the country's most senior policemen. He retired in 2013 I think. After a few months at home he was driving his wife bonkers. She insisted that he got another job. So he did - As a delivery driver for Ocado. He feckin loves it! The tips he was getting at Christmas from the wealthier denizens of Surbiton were not to be sniffed at. That drove his wife mad again Edited January 29, 2015 by Xann 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 29, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2015 TBH it's not exactly a crisis, we won't starve, although a certain amount of belt tightening may be required. It's just that she enjoyed her part time job, and as you say, it stopped us getting on each other's nerves too much. Now she'll be around 24/7, less well off, and in a grumpy mood. Eek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 TBH it's not exactly a crisis, we won't starve, although a certain amount of belt tightening may be required. It's just that she enjoyed her part time job, and as you say, it stopped us getting on each other's nerves too much. Now she'll be around 24/7, less well off, and in a grumpy mood. Eek. What did she do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Went to Costa at work. The woman in front of me said: "Can I have a medium latte please. But can I have half the amount of coffee you'd normally use, with a shot of hazelnut syrup, but no foam. And can you make sure the milk is extra hot as I can't drink luke warm coffee." **** off.I commend you on (presumably) not punching her in the back of the neck. I laughed to myself, that's all I could muster. It was made funnier, to me, by my order just being "tea please" What kind of tea, sir? We have camomile, darjeeling, regular chai, latte chai, iced vanilla special (seasonal special) oolong or flat black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 29, 2015 Moderator Share Posted January 29, 2015 latte chai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 29, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2015 Went to Costa at work. The woman in front of me said: "Can I have a medium latte please. But can I have half the amount of coffee you'd normally use, with a shot of hazelnut syrup, but no foam. And can you make sure the milk is extra hot as I can't drink luke warm coffee." **** off. I commend you on (presumably) not punching her in the back of the neck. I laughed to myself, that's all I could muster. It was made funnier, to me, by my order just being "tea please" What kind of tea, sir? We have camomile, darjeeling, regular chai, latte chai, iced vanilla special (seasonal special) oolong or flat black. Tetley's green tea. Wasn't very nice, I'm use to flavoured but had run out of my own bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 'early access' games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The missus just got made redundant. I may have to look for a job. [emoji34] aaaaaah, crap. tell her she can have a cuddle and a week off, then she needs to get looking again best of luck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 29, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2015 TBH it's not exactly a crisis, we won't starve, although a certain amount of belt tightening may be required. It's just that she enjoyed her part time job, and as you say, it stopped us getting on each other's nerves too much. Now she'll be around 24/7, less well off, and in a grumpy mood. Eek. What did she do? Marketing copywriter for an IT consultancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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