Genie Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 robbed a couple of tubs of bleach and a pack of 40 toilet rolls off site today thinking i would surprise the missus with them, was she happy? was she hell. She probably assumed it was her Christmas presents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 but its not christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 8, 2014 She probably thought 'Christ, what does he want to do on the sofa this time?!' 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 robbed a couple of tubs of bleach and a pack of 40 toilet rolls off site today thinking i would surprise the missus with them, was she happy? was she hell. Bloody women eh! You do something romantic like that and that's how she responds. What a monster! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 What are you buying her for Christmas RV? some urinal cakes & a toilet brush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted December 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 8, 2014 robbed a couple of tubs of bleach and a pack of 40 toilet rolls off site today thinking i would surprise the missus with them, was she happy? was she hell. Was she at least happier than the builder who goes for a dump tomorrow before reaching out to an empty toilet roll holder? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 What are you buying her for Christmas RV? some urinal cakes & a toilet brush? a nice bottle of wine, half filled with bleach of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 robbed a couple of tubs of bleach and a pack of 40 toilet rolls off site today thinking i would surprise the missus with them, was she happy? was she hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Those stupid bra things that villa are training in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 My missus bought me a villa retro t shirt from the shop in Birmingham a few days ago but she got it in the wrong size, she took it back to the shop at villa park today to change it and was told she couldn't change it there it has to be changed at the shop in Birmingham. Has anyone else had this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Shop keepers who don't hand back your change but place it on the counter .....What words removed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Shop keepers who don't hand back your change but place it on the counter .....What words removed They know where your hands have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I didn't watch or hear it, or know anything about it even, but having seen that Gerrard scored a late free kick, I fully expect Clive Tyldesley came in his pants. Even the thought of it pisses me off, and not even the fact Liverpool got knocked out can console me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I didn't watch or hear it, or know anything about it even, but having seen that Gerrard scored a late free kick, I fully expect Clive Tyldesley came in his pants. Even the thought of it pisses me off, and not even the fact Liverpool got knocked out can console me. That's why it's laughable that itv claim that all the neutrals want Liverpool to win and everyone loves gerrard, the media wankfest makes it incredibly hard to like them Same with the other favourites, half the time I want them to lose just to shut the commentators up (the other half I want them to lose cos I **** hate scousers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I didn't watch or hear it, or know anything about it even, but having seen that Gerrard scored a late free kick, I fully expect Clive Tyldesley came in his pants. Even the thought of it pisses me off, and not even the fact Liverpool got knocked out can console me. They'll be playing in the Europey league now, which means they should struggle in the PL. Hope that helps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I think the best chance of CL they'll have this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I didn't watch or hear it, or know anything about it even, but having seen that Gerrard scored a late free kick, I fully expect Clive Tyldesley came in his pants. Even the thought of it pisses me off, and not even the fact Liverpool got knocked out can console me. They'll be playing in the Europey league now, which means they should struggle in the PL. Hope that helps. Yeah, it kind of does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 At least Ramsey's goal was genuinely come inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2014 What's a half volley? For me, Ramsey's was a full volley. But everywhere seems to be describing it as a half volley. A half volley, imo, is when the ball is still rising after hitting the ground. Like a drop kick in rugby. If it's on its way back down then it's a full volley, for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Up there with Lowton but not quite! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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