Designer1 Posted November 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2014 Noel Edmonds has a beard. They really aren't cool. He has a 'tiny beard' - it's not a proper beard. And he's also the Antichrist in human form - so we all know what the beard hides. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 100 seats on a ferry, yet a lady comes and squeezes in next to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 No no that should piss you off. Royally. The same applies to trains and car parks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2014 If I ever lose my job and she who shall not be named dumps me, then I'll show you guys a real beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 margaret thatcher hated beards, ergo beards are great and to be promoted where possible. This shit just got political 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I've got a beard, always have Being born with a beard is the ultimate. That's some double hard shit going on there. If I ever lose my job and she who shall not be named dumps me, then I'll show you guys a real beard. You can't have a beard where you work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted November 19, 2014 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2014 If I ever lose my job and she who shall not be named dumps me, then I'll show you guys a real beard. I'll be honest, I've had mates show me better photo's of their ex's when they've been dumped. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I've always found dudes that take nude pictures or videos of girlfriends or one night stands to be arseholes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2014 I've got a beard, always have Being born with a beard is the ultimate. That's some double hard shit going on there. If I ever lose my job and she who shall not be named dumps me, then I'll show you guys a real beard. You can't have a beard where you work? I could. I just choose not to as I don't think it would look very good when I'm growing it (for a work environment I mean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2014 My boss once told me I shouldn't have a beard. I told him to **** off. Probably explains my lack of career success. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 some companies still cling on to the ideal of a 1950s salary man. suit, tie, clean shaven, neat hair. obviously if you have a beard, or messy hair, you are shite at your job and/or give a bad impression of the company. my school was the same. i lost count of the warnings and detentions i got for having longish hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I've always found dudes that take nude pictures or videos of girlfriends or one night stands to be arseholes. What if they want to be videoed/photographed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 some companies still cling on to the ideal of a 1950s salary man. suit, tie, clean shaven, neat hair. obviously if you have a beard, or messy hair, you are shite at your job and/or give a bad impression of the company. my school was the same. i lost count of the warnings and detentions i got for having longish hair. Having a beard is different. unless you look like Robinson Crusoe, but I would not recruit someone at interview who had "messy hair" because if you can't be arsed to tidy it for an interview, I'm wondering what else you can't be arsed to do either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 some companies still cling on to the ideal of a 1950s salary man. suit, tie, clean shaven, neat hair. obviously if you have a beard, or messy hair, you are shite at your job and/or give a bad impression of the company. my school was the same. i lost count of the warnings and detentions i got for having longish hair. Having a beard is different. unless you look like Robinson Crusoe, but I would not recruit someone at interview who had "messy hair" because if you can't be arsed to tidy it for an interview, I'm wondering what else you can't be arsed to do either. We used to have an architect working for us that always wore cream coloured everything. But would then have a complete outfit change in the afternoon, to burgundy. He had a cream coloured convertible Golf and he would arrive at work and step out of it wearing cream shoes, cream slacks, shirt, jacket and beret. Then at lunchtime he would slip away and come back all in burgundy or plum. Every day for 2 years. Right up to the point when he changed his car and turned up to work in a brown convertible Golf. From then on he always wore all brown, head to foot including a brown beret. He said he only changed the beret 'for the joke'. Afternoons he still wore the burgundy / plum outfit. Nutcase. Not sure what that has to do with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2014 Not a huge fan of OFAH to be honest. Don't know why because I can switch it off but I always get drawn in again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 My girlfriend sent me some cracking pictures yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted November 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2014 My girlfriend sent me some cracking pictures yesterday. I'm no art critic but i think cracking is a tad over the top 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2014 My girlfriend sent me some cracking pictures yesterday. You arsehole 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 My girlfriend sent me some cracking pictures yesterday. Phwoar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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