B94villa Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 A Nando's what? It's a restaurant known for serving chicken. It has a revolutionary approach to ordering your food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Isn't Nando's where all the 'lads' go for 'banter'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I had the worst date of my life in Nandos. It was so bad I've never been back, which in hindsight seems unfair on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Isn't Nando's where all the 'lads' go for 'banter'? It's most Premier League footballer's favourite restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I go to Nando's and pour the hottest sauce over my chicken and eat it stoically while making eye contact with presumably available women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Nandos is over priced, full of dick heads and the food is terrible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I've never been to one I feel a bit of my life is unfulfilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post limpid Posted October 10, 2014 Administrator Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2014 I've never been to one I feel a bit of my life is unfulfilled Cook some poor quality chicken (but not the poorest). Smother it in cheap piri piri sauce. Turn up the volume on some reality TV Burn some money All the fun of Nando's but with better parking. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I've never been to one I feel a bit of my life is unfulfilled Cook some poor quality chicken (but not the poorest). Smother it in cheap piri piri sauce. Turn up the volume on some reality TV Burn some money All the fun of Nando's but with better parking. I've never been but this description is the idea I have in my head which has always made me not be arsed about trying it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Nandos is ok - not the best, not the worst. Only ever been at lunchtimes and its fairly quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Where I am, it is usually full of students & couples who can't afford anything else. Dickheads are usually found in KFC, McDonald's & Burger King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dAVe80 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) Edited as best I could to make it readable. Apologies if it's not, copy and past just doesn't seem to want to work. Glen and I have developed an unspoken but quietly effective NES – Nando’s Efficiency System – in which we ensure that not a se cond is w asted. W e se cure a table and then, with coats draped over the backs of our chairs, we separate. My role is to grab a menu and secure a place in the queue. From there, I loudly read out the food options so that Glen can hear. He, meanwhile, is scurrying to the far side of the restaurant to grab cutlery, napkins and condiments, but all the while he is listening to me and shouting back his order. I place it and pay. We usually end up back at the table at roughly the same time and then enjoy our chicken dinners, while chuckling at the many people who are still waiting for theirs despite having arrived way before us.)Of course things take on a different hue if you dine solo.Last time I went to Nando’ s I was Glen-less. I placed my orderbut forgot about the cutlery. My food arrived and I had neither knife, fork or spoon. Admittedly, in a chicken-and-chips scenario the spoon is less important, but I could sure have done with a knife and fork – the former to cut with, the latter to maintain carcass stability.Cursing the absence of my partner-in-chicken I went over to get the required eating tools, walking as fast as I could with-out breaking into a run. Just my luck – they were awaiting are fill on both the knives and the forks! Spoons, on the other hand? Dozens of them. I had no choice. With a lateral shake of the head and a vertical raise of the eyebrow, I return to my table. I’ve made the effort to find cutlery, I’m darn well going to use it. And I have to say it worked out okay. I shovelled the chips into my mouth as if I was eating pudding, and as for the chicken – it was just a question of trying to drag the meat off the bone by using the spoon as a paw. From the great I Partridge... Edited October 10, 2014 by dAVe80 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Where I am, it is usually full of students & couples who can't afford anything else. Dickheads are usually found in KFC, McDonald's & Burger King.If I'm hungry and I fancy it, I will happily eat in any of the four places mentioned. Dickheads are everywhere. Even, wait for it, on Villa Talk. Dun dun dunnnnnn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I've never been to Nando's either, not really feeling any desire to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Eat at MacDonald/kfc/burger king? No. I don't really enjoy eating in these sort of places, its like sitting in a field with a herd of cows grazing Do I buy food from their? Sometimes, depends on the situation, lad sunday I was driving back from Bristol and ended up at the kfc in Halesowen getting something to eat at 9.30pm, I had the new burger with the pulled pork top, £5.80 and most of it went in the bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Eat at MacDonald/kfc/burger king? No. I don't really enjoy eating in these sort of places, its like sitting in a field with a herd of cows grazing Do I buy food from their? Sometimes, depends on the situation, lad sunday I was driving back from Bristol and ended up at the kfc in Halesowen getting something to eat at 9.30pm, I had the new burger with the pulled pork top, £5.80 and most of it went in the bin. Did you just ask yourself two questions and subsequently answer them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Na, I said I don't eat in them, I wouldn't sit inside a McDonalds and eat for example, i have, on occasion used said restaurants drive troughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I'm partial to a bacon double cheese burger from Burger King .. Possibly more often than I really should Not keen on McDonalds though 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) McDonald's is far nicer when its piping hot, by the time you've got it home its lost most of its taste (which lets be honest was is short supply to start with). Saying that, last week went to the drive-through but was in a rush. Ordered some food and 2 apple pies, at the pay booth they said one of the apple pies would be 7 mins. As I was pushed for time I said no thanks I'll just have the one then. Moved along to the collection window where they asked me to park and then bought the food out 7 MINUTES LATER!!!1!1! Was not happy. Edited October 10, 2014 by Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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