rjw63 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 My wife. Come on then, tell all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Literally **** exasperated, she has 2 days off, after having 7 days off for a holiday, and 2 days prior to that. So we are having friends over tonight and she went to get this foam bed out of our van, we have got a leak, so she calls me first thing to say we have a leak, I am at work, but I have to tell her what to do, dry out the foam thing, mop up any of the leak, sort out someone to fix the leak. Tell friends to bring airbed. No, I had to do the latter 2 from work. So anyway I give it a few hours and there is a call, I asked how it was going, she launched at me for 5 minutes solid. Ended it with "dont call me just to have a **** go", the phone goes down and thats it. She just emailed to say sorry. Mental, proper mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2014 When you finish your lunch, and it wasn't even close to filling you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 you go to play a game of post lunch yatzee in trap one, (on your phone) and forgot to put it on silent. The phone, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 A female that apologised?! Keep hold of her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 A female that apologised?! Keep hold of her! Wainy, this isnt an exaggeration since 1987, this is honestly the second time in all of those years she has apologised, the first time was countered with "but" straight after so it never counted. She never apologises. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I always find punching women sorts out any problems. Why not strike her in the chops the next time she disagrees with you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I always find punching women sorts out any problems. Why not strike her in the chops the next time she disagrees with you? If you don't accept my psn friend request I'll strike you in the chops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I always find punching women sorts out any problems. Why not strike her in the chops the next time she disagrees with you? If you don't accept my psn friend request I'll strike you in the chops. VAT IST YOUR NAEM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Check your requests butt munch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I've got to pick up the local football club's programmes from the printers today but they've moved to a pedestrianised part of town so I have to walk half a frigging mile carrying them to the car and it's been pissing down with rain non-stop all day. Why on earth they moved I have no idea, it's so inconvenient for anyone who wants anything in bulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 The printers? My brothers team made theirs in ms word and then photocopied it loads. I'm guessing you are in a higher league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 All city centres should be pedestrianised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 All city centres should be pedestrianised. Agree, I don't drive into city centres anyway because it is too much **** hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I always find punching women sorts out any problems. Why not strike her in the chops the next time she disagrees with you? Lapal is the VT equivalent of a woman who has men falling over her but just doesn't want any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted October 10, 2014 Administrator Share Posted October 10, 2014 I reckon Danny Dyer's is more put on to be honest. I've met him when he was out of his face. If it's put on, then he's really committed to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I've got to pick up the local football club's programmes from the printers today but they've moved to a pedestrianised part of town so I have to walk half a frigging mile carrying them to the car and it's been pissing down with rain non-stop all day. Why on earth they moved I have no idea, it's so inconvenient for anyone who wants anything in bulk. I hate to break it to you, but it looks like you need a shopping-trolley - comes to us all eventually. A 4-wheeler in old lady plaid costs around £20 on Ebay Done up in local football club's colours - it might pass for cool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 The printers? My brothers team made theirs in ms word and then photocopied it loads. I'm guessing you are in a higher league This is proper Ryman League Division One South shit so demands expertise. Think I'm going to have to grab and old suitcase and wheel it round town looking like a knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 When you finish your lunch, and it wasn't even close to filling you up Had a nandos for lunch 2 of the last 3 days. Great at the time but no work gets done in the afternoon, I need a nap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 A Nando's what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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