mjmooney Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. She fancies you. Office Christmas party, beer goggles, guaranteed shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. She fancies you. Office Christmas party, beer goggles, guaranteed shag. they make beer goggles for females as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 I wouldn't **** her with yours, mooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I wouldn't **** her with yours, mooney at his age is that even possible .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 I wouldn't **** her with yours, mooney at his age is that even possible .... Wait till you get there, and you'll find out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 People in the office that do that quick walk/half jog thing to say 'look at me I am super busy, look how hard I am working' but in reality they have gained about 2 or 3 seconds. Just **** off the lot of you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There's this furious guy in the office who spends the whole day scanning the office like a meerkat sentry, for what, I'm unsure. Every so often his face will redden and contort into a scowl. This is always followed by a frenzied burst of typing. Sounds like a bit of an arse...the middle bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There's a guy (recently promoted to Director) in my office who comes in maybe once or twice a week, otherwise a home worker. He types in furious little bursts, like a sentence at a time, but then has to wait to carry on, presumably because he has to make sure the words he's just typed are not incorrect, or his mind has to catch up with his fingers. He also always taps his mouse not once, not twice, but thrice times - immediately after clicking something. He's good at his job for sure, he works at a million miles per hour, but it's a bit irritating when he doesn't have a mouse mat and his keyboard is at near breaking point and positively smouldering once he's finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 People in the office that do that quick walk/half jog thing to say 'look at me I am super busy, look how hard I am working' but in reality they have gained about 2 or 3 seconds. Just **** off the lot of you. I've put that in here before. Really annoys me. What difference does it make?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. I always imagine people like this have a yawning chasm at the centre of their lives. She probably cries herself to sleep a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. I've got an image of Colin out of The Fast Show now. Every office has one. "I'm maaaaad, I am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. Oh I bet she is a wild one, "I am crazy me, tell them what I am like. Go on tell them. Tell them what I got up to at last year's Christmas party. Tell them. It was insane. I stole a traffic cone." She probably describes herself as a 'mad head' on her facebook profile. Death is the only solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 People in the office that do that quick walk/half jog thing to say 'look at me I am super busy, look how hard I am working' but in reality they have gained about 2 or 3 seconds. Just **** off the lot of you. Bad day in the office today mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 I imagine she's the kind of person who tells people how "random" she is. "I'm crazy, me! I'm so random!" I'll be trying my best not to talk to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbr600rr Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 why they bought city & not villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Sometimes when I'm trudging from site to site in the pissing down rain, I like to imagine what it's like working in an office. Then I think of Stevo and the illusion breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. She fancies you. Office Christmas party, beer goggles, guaranteed shag. Stevo has a girlfriend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 I don't. But thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 First time I've ever enjoyed a page break... Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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