adw95 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Why is everything a big deal though? If lads were organising it, simple case of "Lads, it's £20 a head for drinks and food and it's Friday." Job **** done. No, I have to hear stories, about people preferring this venue, people preferring that venue, people not liking this food, people thinking X amount of money is too pricey." Don't have a **** shower then, buy her a gift and chuck it in her garden on your way to work. How awful it must be that someone is trying to please as many people as possible, terrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 not only is that god only knows absolutely awful its going to be forced down our throats and "absolutely awful" is putting it politely, its piss poor, who's that wailing at the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Why is everything a big deal though? If lads were organising it, simple case of "Lads, it's £20 a head for drinks and food and it's Friday." Job **** done. No, I have to hear stories, about people preferring this venue, people preferring that venue, people not liking this food, people thinking X amount of money is too pricey." Don't have a **** shower then, buy her a gift and chuck it in her garden on your way to work. How awful it must be that someone is trying to please as many people as possible, terrible! Yeah, and isn't she letting us all know about it. Mother fracking Theresa. Everyone's a martyr. etc. etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm in a new office temporarily whilst ours gets refurbished. There's one of those "I'm really loud and talk all the time to everybody" type women here. She introduced herself to me with these exact words "Hi, I'm Jane. I'm the loud one, and I love christmas. Only 74 days and 11 fridays to go!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I would throw myself out of a window if that person was in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm in a new office temporarily whilst ours gets refurbished. There's one of those "I'm really loud and talk all the time to everybody" type women here. She introduced herself to me with these exact words "Hi, I'm Jane. I'm the loud one, and I love christmas. Only 74 days and 11 fridays to go!" If she also claims to be 'wacky' or 'zany' then staple her head to the desk. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm in a new office temporarily whilst ours gets refurbished. There's one of those "I'm really loud and talk all the time to everybody" type women here. She introduced herself to me with these exact words "Hi, I'm Jane. I'm the loud one, and I love christmas. Only 74 days and 11 fridays to go!" My suggestion is to kill yourself, and in your suicide note, specifically blame her abrasive personality for causing your death. She'll be so struck down by woe and guilt that she'll spend the rest of her life as a recluse thus being removed from society. Take one for the team, it's the only way. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm in a new office temporarily whilst ours gets refurbished. There's one of those "I'm really loud and talk all the time to everybody" type women here. She introduced herself to me with these exact words "Hi, I'm Jane. I'm the loud one, and I love christmas. Only 74 days and 11 fridays to go!" My suggestion is to kill yourself, and in your suicide note, specifically blame her abrasive personality for causing your death. She'll be so struck down by woe and guilt that she'll spend the rest of her life as a recluse thus being removed from society. Take one for the team, it's the only way. You're right. BUt I'll also blame you for giving me the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) She has a sign above her desk that says "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!!!" FFS I'm sure she probably has mug somewhere that says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I just sneezed and she shouted "bless you". Which would be fine, but she's the other side of the office. And it's a big office. Oh I bet she is a wild one, "I am crazy me, tell them what I am like. Go on tell them. Tell them what I got up to at last year's Christmas party. Tell them. It was insane. I stole a traffic cone." Edited October 8, 2014 by rodders0223 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Don't call her Jane, call her Janet. Then when she says "it's Jane!" just say "opps! Sorry Janet!" Then tell people you're forgetful with names. She'll kill herself in the end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 She a big lady? Wears slightly too much makeup? Has a lot of cats? Work is the only time she gets the chance to socialise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm in a new office temporarily whilst ours gets refurbished. There's one of those "I'm really loud and talk all the time to everybody" type women here. She introduced herself to me with these exact words "Hi, I'm Jane. I'm the loud one, and I love christmas. Only 74 days and 11 fridays to go!" I hope you corrected her and pointed out its 77 days to Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 not only is that god only knows absolutely awful its going to be forced down our throats and "absolutely awful" is putting it politely, its piss poor, who's that wailing at the end? I heard Pharrell is in it. Kill it (and him) with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 When you watch a very fat person eat something and they really enjoy eating it. Wobbling loose neck skin caused by eating a sandwich should be treated the same as reaching 30 in Logans Run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 When you watch a very fat person eat something and they really enjoy eating it. Wobbling loose neck skin caused by eating a sandwich should be treated the same as reaching 30 in Logans Run. Yeah fatty! How dare you eat food! Put them all in a camp and starve them to death, I say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 When you watch a very fat person eat something and they really enjoy eating it. Wobbling loose neck skin caused by eating a sandwich should be treated the same as reaching 30 in Logans Run. Yeah fatty! How dare you eat food! Put them all in a camp and starve them to death, I say. I echo these sentiments. Not the sarcasm, just the sentiment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 When you watch a very fat person eat something and they really enjoy eating it. Wobbling loose neck skin caused by eating a sandwich should be treated the same as reaching 30 in Logans Run. Yeah fatty! How dare you eat food! Put them all in a camp and starve them to death, I say. make them go to a camp where they concentrate on not eating ... we can call them concentration camps .. surely to be a marketing hit (with apologies to Cartman ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Some git at DHL or Royal Mail has likely lifted an LP dispatched over a month ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My watch being 2seconds slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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