knoppy1987 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 On my **** 18th birthday no-one could get to the bleeding thing, as snow decided to cripple the country! I didn't even get drunk! There is always 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 Knowing my luck that'll be snowed off as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulver Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 People moaning about the colour socks we play in as if it matters People moaning about sponsors logos looking bad on shirts as if it matters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 My ankle. Still waiting for it to be **** looked at. Hello doctor, hurry the **** up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 My ankle. Still waiting for it to be **** looked at. Hello doctor, hurry the **** up! Good story for you, shit story for me. When I was 16 I got my foot and leg all mangled on a kerb. I immediately knew that my ankle was broken as I had done it before and know the feeling. A&E visits etc everything was okay apparently. 2 weeks later, I had a phone call saying that upon further examination from radiology my ankle was infact broke. I'd been teaching myself to walk again. My ankle has never been the same since. Never been able to cope with football more than once a week since either. Bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 My ankle. Still waiting for it to be **** looked at. Hello doctor, hurry the **** up! Good story for you, shit story for me. When I was 16 I got my foot and leg all mangled on a kerb. I immediately knew that my ankle was broken as I had done it before and know the feeling. A&E visits etc everything was okay apparently. 2 weeks later, I had a phone call saying that upon further examination from radiology my ankle was infact broke. I'd been teaching myself to walk again. My ankle has never been the same since. Never been able to cope with football more than once a week since either. Bastards.Sounds terrible mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 One of my cousins has been impregnated by a man who looks too scummy to even be a Small Heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 That's terrible Knoppy. Just got it looked at - "we recommend you book an X-ray at the hospital". Right, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 My ankle. Still waiting for it to be **** looked at. Hello doctor, hurry the **** up! Good story for you, shit story for me. When I was 16 I got my foot and leg all mangled on a kerb. I immediately knew that my ankle was broken as I had done it before and know the feeling. A&E visits etc everything was okay apparently. 2 weeks later, I had a phone call saying that upon further examination from radiology my ankle was infact broke. I'd been teaching myself to walk again. My ankle has never been the same since. Never been able to cope with football more than once a week since either. Bastards.Sounds terrible mate. It's just the football factor to be honest. Not being able to play a game that you love, to a standard you once could have is pure destruction on the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Work. "Uhh, did you finish building that laptop?" "Yes I did that last week" "Great, if you could get that done..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 My ankle. Still waiting for it to be **** looked at. Hello doctor, hurry the **** up! Good story for you, shit story for me. When I was 16 I got my foot and leg all mangled on a kerb. I immediately knew that my ankle was broken as I had done it before and know the feeling. A&E visits etc everything was okay apparently. 2 weeks later, I had a phone call saying that upon further examination from radiology my ankle was infact broke. I'd been teaching myself to walk again. My ankle has never been the same since. Never been able to cope with football more than once a week since either. Bastards. Sounds terrible mate. It's just the football factor to be honest. Not being able to play a game that you love, to a standard you once could have is pure destruction on the mind. I would have been running in the Island Games (scaled down Commonwealth ) were it not for a car crash I had nearly 5 years ago now. I got the compensation for it last month - although nothing can replace the fact I could have represented a country (no matter how small!) at an athletic event on an international scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsboots Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Hollyoaks. Who actually sits and watches this dross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 28, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2011 The phrase 'wax lyrical' it really makes me want to punch whoever says it right in the face. It's one of those phrases that probably sounded quite clever when first thought up, but has been used to death since, much like "scantily clad".I wax lyrical when I see a scantily clad lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Hollyoaks. Who actually sits and watches this dross? Scouse women. I will never date one again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsboots Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Peaches Geldof. What an annoying little slag. ITV2 in general. TV for the downmarket folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B36villa Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 That Victor chandler advert god they have flogged that shit to death. At least make more than one so it doesn't get boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 Adverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 ITV2 in general. Yes. It's positioning next to BBC Three is almost saying, "As bad as BBC Three is (with it's awful 'lifestyle' programmes and dire comedies) we're here to remind you that ITV will always be worse in every way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 ITV2 in general. Yes. It's positioning next to BBC Three is almost saying, "As bad as BBC Three is (with it's awful 'lifestyle' programmes and dire comedies) we're here to remind you that ITV will always be worse in every way." In general I would agree but it was the birthplace of Him&her, the mighty boosh and Nighty night amongst others, so it's not quite all pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Also How not to live your life which is decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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