Ginko Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 If there's nowhere else to go and you gotta go, then of course using a disabled toilet is your only viable option. That wasn't what raver was getting at though. He said he was using it instead of the normal toilets to avoid uncomfortable interaction with other toilet-users, which is absolutely fine for him since he has no disabled people in his part of the building, but not so fine when there are disabled people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I once pooed in the sea. Lapalfan swam after it a little bit. You mean like, he was chasing it as it floated away? You two spend far too much time together. Kind of, I don't think he wasn't chasing it because he was going to try and capture it or anything, he had snorkels on was just curious I guess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 He probably thought he'd discovered a new species 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 working in construction i can tell you disabled toilets are just a building regs thing, you have to provide one, they dont look at how many people will use it or anything, it just has to be there, and its not akin to parking where you need a badge, anyone can use them, most of them will have the disabled toilet signs, the doc m pack (the rails etc) in them but not actually be disabled toilets, they'll be accessible toilets, especially in refurbs where you dont have the space the building im doing now doesn't have a male toilet on the 1st floor and no female on the 2nd, but it has an accessible toilet on both (with a "disabled WC" badge on the door) so it will pass, you telling me you'd change floors to use the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 If it was a quick pee? Probably not. But a number two when I know there are disabled people on this floor? Yeah, I'd change floor. In my last job we didn't have toilets on our floor for a long time anyway (it was a new building and they were still being built), so popping downstairs was the norm. It gives you a chance to stretch your legs and get some exercise anyway. The point is, if you have disabled people in the area who physically cannot use a normal toilet, and there is a perfectly usable normal toilet within the vicinity, even if it's on a floor down, I'd personally think it was a bit wrong to use the disabled toilet for anything other than a really quick pee, and maybe not even then if the normal toilets were only a short walk away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 No matter how serious the conversation gets, it will always be about poo. Pooey, pooey, smelly poo poo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 No matter how serious the conversation gets, it will always be about poo. Pooey, pooey, smelly poo poo. The only two words I've ever heard you say are; "poop" & "willy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I treat myself to a poo in the disabled toilet sometimes at work Its huge - got a leather headrest so you can lean back and relax, rails so you can lift yourself up if your legs go to jelly and its own radiator. Plus it has its own sink and hand dryer. It's the creme de la creme of shits when I use that. I don't do it too often though, you can sometimes have too much of a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I treat myself to a poo in the disabled toilet sometimes at work and don't flush Its huge - got a leather headrest so you can lean back and relax, rails so you can lift yourself up if your legs go to jelly and its own radiator. Plus it has its own sink and hand dryer. It's the creme de la creme of shits when I use that. I don't do it too often though, you can sometimes have too much of a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I treat myself to a poo in the disabled toilet sometimes at work and don't flush Its huge - got a leather headrest so you can lean back and relax, rails so you can lift yourself up if your legs go to jelly and its own radiator. Plus it has its own sink and hand dryer. It's the creme de la creme of shits when I use that. I don't do it too often though, you can sometimes have too much of a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 countryside big green boring waste of space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 No matter how serious the conversation gets, it will always be about poo. Pooey, pooey, smelly poo poo. The only two words I've ever heard you say are; "poop" & "willy". That is very true. That's because you couldn't make my microphone work. No man alive can make that mic work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_shere Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 The people of South Birmingham, thrid time this year I have had some sort of fast food or drink thrown on my car parked on the street outside my house. I shouldnt piss me off because earlier I went to Pure Bar and Grill and Yardbird for the first time and it reminded me how much I like my hometown but then I wake up to this and arsehole drivers on my route to the m6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 countryside big green boring waste of space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 and river and lake fishing, big pile of cack Sea fishing, that can be awesome, there is a small but real chance of death and the UK's largest shark was caught just off the coast about a week ago. So sea fishing yeah! Fishing in a little stream by a little tree for a little trout, that's for ghey tory pussies in their red blazers and jodhpurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2014 Golf is a good walk spoiled, and fishing is a good sit down spoiled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I'd agree with that mooney, don't like either. Once people get the golf bug they are a pain in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) Those "roadworks" where there aren't actually any roadworks, just millions of cones so you can't use a lane of the road, but nothign going on within the cones. Absolute carnage on the A45 this morning as a result. Edited July 3, 2014 by Stevo985 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 That I can think of loads of things that piss me off, but usually at really inoportune times, like when I'm driving the car, having a dump, in a meeting etc. By the time I'm back online, I have no recollection what any of the things were ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHV Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Those "roadworks" where there aren't actually any roadworks, just millions of cones so you can't use a lane of the road, but nothign going on within the cones. Absolute carnage on the A45 this morning as a result. Tell me about it! I was late for bloody work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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