CVByrne Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Seriously? People don't wank standing up? That's weird. Why would you? As discussed in the other thread, in the shower for a start. Reminds me of a similar discussion we had a couple of weeks ago, my mate was adamant that wanking in the shower was disgusting. We were saying having one anywhere else is certainly worse place than a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 In the shower is ok if the plug's clear. If any hair's collected there beforehand the resulting mess isn't pretty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I wank lying down, into a tissue - I make my knob look like a friggin' mushroom - I often laugh about it, albeit to myself, as there's no one else around.. usually. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 No tissue. Get messy, then clean up afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 but spunk is gross... I wanked in the bath once, it was like being chased around the bathtub by a whispy, withering, wilting ghost. (not the guy that posts on here ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I wouldn't want to face the wounded soldier's walk unnecessarily, come prepared I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted May 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2014 I couldn't bring myself to do that in the bath. Not because I don't want to play spunk-tag, but if I get an erection I have too much fun pretending it's a submarine periscope. It's great if I then fart as well, I pretend the bubbles running up my back are depth-charges. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 The way they insist on handing you a napkin/serviette when you buy a coffee in Pret. It's a coffee why the f**k would I need a tissue like?? In case you're cracking one off whilst stood the other side of the till, seems like. Would you like a tissue sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 but spunk is gross... I wanked in the bath once, it was like being chased around the bathtub by a whispy, withering, wilting ghost. (not the guy that posts on here ) It's ectoplasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 The combination of water and jizz is very interesting. Turns into sticky string and very hard to get rid of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Jizzing in the bath is called a 'jellyfish'. Bit like finishing in your missus's mouth then punching her in the nose and making it bleed and run into her mouth with the jizz is a 'strawberry cheesecake'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 You joke about that now Ingram, but you weren't laughing when Wainy left you with a wonky nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I wank standing up most of the time, hate doing it in bath or shower though. Also don't see the fascination with sex in the shower or bath, also add onto that the sea or swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 Lack of sleep. Just leaves you feeling shit all day. Lack of sleep turns you into a sewage handler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I like to watch myself in a mirror personally. Can be quite awkward if someone walks into the living room though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 You joke about that now Ingram, but you weren't laughing when Wainy left you with a wonky nose. Shillz we'd appreciate if you didn't give away spoilers to the next VT is War before it's aired please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I like to watch myself in a mirror personally. Can be quite awkward if someone walks into the living room though. So you wank to your own reflection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 In the shower is ok if the plug's clear. If any hair's collected there beforehand the resulting mess isn't pretty. I worked at my university's halls of residence over two summers while I was there and I had to clean hundreds of student shower drains. We'd take them apart, get a coat hanger, drag up the collection of hair and jizz then stick cleaner down it, give it a scrub and move onto the next one. One time I pulled out a clump of jizz-hair as big as a rat. It was absolutely foul. Don't wank in the shower kids. It's just not cricket. As an aside, am I the only one who sits up to crack one off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I lie supine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I have done it after being told it gives a differing sensation. I rare treat I sometimes allow myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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