Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 On another note. Idris. You're cool and all. But **** off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 IIRC old school VT had 14 posts per page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 We don't talk about the dark days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I remember when it first changed.. I think I cried. But then I masturbated and it was all cool again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Housemate constantly complaining that he's bored but when you ask him to go out anywhere he always says no and sits in the house. Shut the **** up about it then, you **** moron. EDIT: And it's the way he says it too. Never goes "do you wanna do anything?", he just sits in the **** chair muttering "I'm soooooo bored" under his breath. Edited May 29, 2014 by Milfner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Housemate constantly complaining that he's bored but when you ask him to go out anywhere he always says no and sits in the house. Shut the **** up about it then, you **** moron. EDIT: And it's the way he says it too. Never goes "do you wanna do anything?", he just sits in the **** chair muttering "I'm soooooo bored" under his breath. Read between the lines, man! He doesn't want to go out, but he's bored....he's obviously dropping subtle hints that he wants you to pleasure him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I remember when it first changed.. I think I cried. But then I masturbated and it was all cool again. Standing up ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I remember when it first changed.. I think I cried. But then I masturbated and it was all cool again. Standing up ? Never done that. I just lie down on my bed, surrounded by soft cotton sheets, vanilla candles some beatiful relaxing music and some 1980s Hardcore German Porn on - preferably anal. What's it like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I remember when it first changed.. I think I cried. But then I masturbated and it was all cool again. Standing up ? Never done that. I just lie down on my bed, surrounded by soft cotton sheets, vanilla candles some beatiful relaxing music and some 1980s Hardcore German Porn on - preferably anal. What's it like? Ask stevo he seems to know a lot about this standing up masturbation craze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I remember when it first changed.. I think I cried. But then I masturbated and it was all cool again. Standing up ? Never done that. I just lie down on my bed, surrounded by soft cotton sheets, vanilla candles some beatiful relaxing music and some 1980s Hardcore German Porn on - preferably anal. What's it like? Well the act is more vertical, but I'd say the climax is more horizontal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 Seriously? People don't wank standing up? That's weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 If I stand up whilst masturbating it's only to relight one of the scented candles or flip the Lionel Richie cassette over. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Seriously? People don't wank standing up? That's weird. Why would you? I think it's really strange you do. POLL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 On occasion I do have to masterbate standing up, there simply isn't enough floor area on the bus to allow anything else. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted May 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2014 Seriously? People don't wank standing up? That's weird. Why would you? I think it's really strange you do. POLL!! Has to be at least sitting. It's hard to get purchase on the belt around my neck, and fingers don't slide up the back passage as easily stood up. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 We need to bear in mind chaps that when Stevo says "standing up" he isn't using his hands at all; he's so Dame Judi Hench that he merely wills his groinal muscles to massage his shaft for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 Seriously? People don't wank standing up? That's weird. Why would you? As discussed in the other thread, in the shower for a start. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 For God sake ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Seriously? People don't wank standing up? That's weird. then there are people who wipe their arse not sat down, all kinds of kinds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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