CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I don't see how it could be worse. Everybody knows women don't poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 'Communal toilet'... riiiiiiight. You got me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Who else but Meath_Villan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Who else but Meath_Villan? Max Clifford? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Who else but Meath_Villan? Max Clifford? Rob or mopheus (or whatever user name Morpheus uses now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I logged into Facebook for the first time in nearly two years to tell some extended family that my missus is pregnant to find that my cousin, who hasn't done a days work in his life has won £1000 on a scratch card and is in Spain having himself a holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 One of my colleagues just came back from PC World with a ridiculously overpriced new laptop. He also spent the best part of £100 on a year's McAfee subscription. We work in IT. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'm in a highly irritable mood today and the relentless clunking of a colleague's bangle against the desk is not helping. It's not even like it is an annoying drone that I can tune out, at sporadic intervals I will have refocused upon my work/VT and then CLUNK. Sounds like you just need to relax a little. Close your eyes, give me your hand, darlin'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'm in a highly irritable mood today and the relentless clunking of a colleague's bangle against the desk is not helping. It's not even like it is an annoying drone that I can tune out, at sporadic intervals I will have refocused upon my work/VT and then CLUNK. Sounds like you need some of Stefan's Valium... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Who else but Meath_Villan? Max Clifford? Rob or mopheus (or whatever user name Morpheus uses now) What happened to Morpheus then? I used to like his nookie confessions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'm in a highly irritable mood today and the relentless clunking of a colleague's bangle against the desk is not helping. It's not even like it is an annoying drone that I can tune out, at sporadic intervals I will have refocused upon my work/VT and then CLUNK. Sounds like you need some of Stefan's Valium... I'm irritated, but I'm not about to volley anybody in the jaw! Home time now, anyway. Joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I was a barman in my youth and the ladies bogs at lock up were not pleasant places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Having lived in many shared houses I can confirm that women are much less tidy and hygienic than men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 That in 2 of the 3 toilet cubicles at work some dirty bastards have left big chunks of shit floating in the bowl. Sorry mate, i run out of paper and was in a rush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'm in a highly irritable mood today and the relentless clunking of a colleague's bangle against the desk is not helping. It's not even like it is an annoying drone that I can tune out, at sporadic intervals I will have refocused upon my work/VT and then CLUNK. Sounds like you just need to relax a little. Close your eyes, give me your hand, darlin'. It's the last thing you need after a particularly manic Monday ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Having lived in many shared houses I can confirm that women are much less tidy and hygienic than men Seriously? Elaborate and explain experiences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted May 6, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2014 Having lived in many shared houses I can confirm that women are much less tidy and hygienic than men Seriously? Elaborate and explain experiences.Oh no, you've got him all excited now. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 6, 2014 Having lived in many shared houses I can confirm that women are much less tidy and hygienic than men Seriously? Elaborate and explain experiences. Certainly an odd request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Who else but Meath_Villan? Max Clifford? Rob or mopheus (or whatever user name Morpheus uses now) What happened to Morpheus then? I used to like his nookie confessions I believe his uncle came home early one day... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 People that extend briefings because they love the sound of their own voices. "So we're going to the moon with a spoon. Here we go..." "So the moon is where we're going and we're taking a spoon, yeah?" "Yes" "Yeah, because we're going the moon, ain't we? And we're bringing a spoon, because, the moon is where we're going, and, we're taking a spoon" Some other idiot: "A spoon is what we're taking to the moon, it makes sense, it makes sense, I agree, I agree with the whole thing" "Just shut up." DISCLAIMER: This has nothing to do with nursery rhymes and was not the actual words spoken. But you get the gist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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