BOF Posted December 12, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 12, 2013 Crippling sciatica :-( To the point that today's shoes are slip-ons cuz there's no way I was getting down there to tie a lace. Bad start to a holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Wrinkly foreheads. I mean, people who take selfies of themselves doing some shitty pose that results in a wrinkly forehead. Wrinkly foreheads on old people are fair enough. I hope to be wrinkly as **** when I'm old, almost Auden-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I have my party tomorrow. I plan on getting absolutely slaughtered, calling a few people words removed, and groping a couple of women. Then I'll turn up to work on Friday, still drunk, and do **** all. Do you work for the Conservative Party? I'd have said a teacher ! he said turn up for work on Friday ..not go on strike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I have a suspicion by wisdom teeth may be preparing for war... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Crippling sciatica :-( To the point that today's shoes are slip-ons cuz there's no way I was getting down there to tie a lace. Bad start to a holiday. Hug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Crippling sciatica :-( To the point that today's shoes are slip-ons cuz there's no way I was getting down there to tie a lace. Bad start to a holiday. I am not looking forward to getting old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Crippling sciatica :-( To the point that today's shoes are slip-ons cuz there's no way I was getting down there to tie a lace. Bad start to a holiday. I am not looking forward to getting old. I thought you were like 45? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I think his beard just makes him look older.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Crippling sciatica :-( To the point that today's shoes are slip-ons cuz there's no way I was getting down there to tie a lace. Bad start to a holiday. I am not looking forward to getting old. I thought you were like 45? My knees are that age but the rest of me isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I think his beard just makes him look older.. Daniel Bryan stole my gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 My knees are that age but the rest of me isn't. And why is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Years of heroic defending 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Either that or the string of Friday nights on the other side of the Glory Hole in your local's toilets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It's how the VillaTalk Villans got started... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Yep, I remember carving the hole myself. Then we had to carve one near the top of the cubicle for 8p. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Yep, I remember carving the hole myself. Then we had to carve one near the top of the cubicle for 8p. Then '91 ran in a shot everyone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 At work, people be gloating that they have already finished for Christmas or finishing today... sorry, what you are really doing is telling everybody you are a saddo without any friends or family that hasn't had a holiday all year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I got **** all holiday left because I be partying like pee eye em pee all damn year. Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 That's what we like to hear!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The word - "juxtaposition". It's usually used by a word removed to describe something word removedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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