packoman Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 What pisses me off ... ... is that the 'leaked intimate' video of Fernanda Lima (of world cup draw fame *wibble*) is utterly disappointing (I now imagine all VTers scurrying off to google to find said video ) I'm already disappointed, had assumed you were talking about the girl from Paraguay. You all know the one. Larissa Riquelme 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Yes indeed. Just had a mighty good google at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 11, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 11, 2013 What pisses me off ... ... is that the 'leaked intimate' video of Fernanda Lima (of world cup draw fame *wibble*) is utterly disappointing (I now imagine all VTers scurrying off to google to find said video ) SFW? In the strictest sense of the word probably not. Although you won't see a damn thing. NOT A DAMN THING I TELL YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 People who nod their head while listening to someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 You need to take the hint. What it means is "I get what you're saying. I got what you were saying quite some time ago. Please get to ****". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Haven't been to my works Christmas party since 2006... somehow managed to be abroad at Xmas party time every year since then so had a ready made excuse. They used to be really good until one year it got out of control and the Police were called! I had a text on Friday telling me that i'd missed a really good Christmas party and my reply was that I was out in the Reeperbahn in Hamburg and could pretty much guarantee i'd had a better evening! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 sent in the obligatory 'sorry, can't come' e-mail today made up some bollocks about going to my kids christmas concert (it was a week ago in reality) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 (edited) Got home just before 6, after a 45 minute train ride, arrived at my front door to find I'd left my keys in the office. After another hour and a half on the train I'm back with keys, and find out I've left my **** phone there. I'm the biggest dickhead in the world. Edited December 11, 2013 by Davkaus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I never bother going to the Christmas party. I work in IT so I've generally had enough of people during working hours. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2013 Ours is Monday at London Zoo. I got told off last year for sneaking out early. Thought it not worth getting in trouble again this year so I'm not going to even turn up this time. Handy excuse in place - playing the martyr card. You all go and enjoy yourselves - I'll stay and finish up here. I'll be home before they've even seen so much as a meerkat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dr_Pangloss Posted December 11, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2013 I have my party tomorrow. I plan on getting absolutely slaughtered, calling a few people words removed, and groping a couple of women. Then I'll turn up to work on Friday, still drunk, and do **** all. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I have my party tomorrow. I plan on getting absolutely slaughtered, calling a few people words removed, and groping a couple of women. Then I'll turn up to work on Friday, still drunk, and do **** all. Do you work for the Conservative Party? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Writing job applications Audi who seem unable to actually build the car that I ordered A woman in the office (36) who delights in sharing the fact that she is in a friends with benefits situation with a rugby player (22) and is happy to discuss all the gories but get mortally offended when you dare to intimiate in a humours manner that she is a massive slag. The fact that I'm not at home in bed The fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhinocerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 12, 2013 What Audi have you ordered? #probablymissinghtekeyissueofthatpost #imonlyhashtaggingtoannoypeople Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Really wish I knew about the inner workings of cars/vans more than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 What Audi have you ordered? #probablymissinghtekeyissueofthatpost #imonlyhashtaggingtoannoypeople Ordered an A1 S-Line for Mrs E that was supposed to be collected on Sunday. Only.... they've not built the car I've ordered (no panoramic sunroof) so I'm probably going to have to wait til April. Fucktards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Panoramic sunroof? Is it the 80's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Panoramic sunroof? Is it the 80's? Sunroofs are lovely and I'd never have a car without one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 intimiate Classic Demglish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I have my party tomorrow. I plan on getting absolutely slaughtered, calling a few people words removed, and groping a couple of women. Then I'll turn up to work on Friday, still drunk, and do **** all. Do you work for the Conservative Party? I'd have said a teacher ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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