Meath_Villan Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Why is it always windy on bin day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 5, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2013 Seriously, this whistler in my office is gonna get a punch. It's not even tunes that he whistles. Just bursts of random notes. I think I'll start with an anonymous note and escalate from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 About to give a woman one from behind and you just know she's had a dump. But plough on regardless? That's pretty specialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Seriously, this whistler in my office is gonna get a punch. It's not even tunes that he whistles. Just bursts of random notes. I think I'll start with an anonymous note and escalate from there We have a whistler in our office, and he's deliberately annoying with it. Unfortunately, he happens to be 'in favour' with our female boss, and hence gets immunity from the slapping he deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Socks is always a good default. Can't have enough socks Buy a man a pair of socks and he has some socks to wear. Buy a man some nail scissors and all his other socks will live longer. - Oxfam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Seriously, this whistler in my office is gonna get a punch. It's not even tunes that he whistles. Just bursts of random notes. I think I'll start with an anonymous note and escalate from there We have a whistler in our office, and he's deliberately annoying with it. Unfortunately, he happens to be 'in favour' with our female boss, and hence gets immunity from the slapping he deserves. I had a bloke in my office who would break out in random whistles and always the same annoying tune. It got to the point where I was ready to give him a real serve when I realized it was actually the message notification from the Samsung phone of the chick at the next desk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Socks is always a good default. Can't have enough socks Buy a man a pair of socks and he has some socks to wear. Buy a man some nail scissors and all his other socks will live longer. - Oxfam unless his on his feet 12+ hours a day with work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Retrospectively added commentary on football. If you're not going to record it live, there is no point adding it later and pretending it's live. Rather just give us the sound of the crowd, thanks. (If I'm not mistaken, the OS is guilty of this.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 the Eurosport approach to football. Eurogoals while great show had commentary like that and was always the same guy doing all the games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 5, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2013 About to give a woman one from behind and you just know she's had a dump. Oh Jesus Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 "We've got 150 pieces of ipad/PS3/xbox that we can't sell because they were left in the sun and the boxes have slightly faded. Share this status to be in with a chance of getting one" Seriously, how stupid are some people? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) About to give a woman one from behind and you just know she's had a dump. Agreed. It must be hugely disappointing to arrive moments too late. Edited December 5, 2013 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 `kin hell kay burley on sky ....why lord .....why 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 6, 2013 Or is this just my missus? It's just your missus. Does my head in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 6, 2013 I had a bloke in my office who would break out in random whistles and always the same annoying tune. It got to the point where I was ready to give him a real serve when I realized it was actually the message notification from the Samsung phone of the chick at the next desk. I know the one. I can do that to perfection. I love doing it when I'm in the company of someone with a Samsung phone Some of us can actually whistle. I just wish it had a profitable use. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Loud chewers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted December 6, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2013 Places that can't keep to appointment times. I have an appointment at 12, I can see that there no chance in going to be seen any time soon. So that leads me to sitting here, for the indeterminate future, waiting. Which pisses me off on a whole different level. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Places that can't keep to appointment times. I have an appointment at 12, I can see that there no chance in going to be seen any time soon. So that leads me to sitting here, for the indeterminate future, waiting. Which pisses me off on a whole different level. Bloody Clap clinics, always the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted December 6, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2013 Places that can't keep to appointment times. I have an appointment at 12, I can see that there no chance in going to be seen any time soon. So that leads me to sitting here, for the indeterminate future, waiting. Which pisses me off on a whole different level. Bloody Clap clinics, always the same. It's almost worse. Hairdressers. There's also only 1 other customer in here, but 4 staff. Ones having her hair done by another, ones a lacky and the other is actually working. Sadly the one working is clearly miles away from finishing whatever torture she's doing to the other customers hair. I **** hate waiting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Hairdresser ?? What is going on in this site .....surely you ment a Barbers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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