theunderstudy Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wiggy I meant with the young woman with the middle-aged man! What do you mean mate? Did you watch said program? Mate you've lost me? Boogie Nights? How Not To Live Your Life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsboots Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Going upstairs to get something then forgetting what it was. :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Stagefright... sometimes when desperate for a slash, stand at a urinal, there's a few other gents around, and boom can't pee, no matter how much you need it. Only happens sometimes but man does it piss me off... no pun intended! Haha, that happens to me, too. I think it's a reflex rooted in our jungle past, a survival mode to be on guard and not relaxed when urinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 When you see a fairly attractive girl and you think "she seems alright" then you hear her speak and she sounds like a startled crow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 2, 2011 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2011 I'm disappointed my joke went un-noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 how long were you with her before you plit? I suppose that depends if he was in the mood or not. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted February 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2011 The batteries in my wireless mouse running out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 BOF, I didn't notice it, as you know I appreciate puns and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 I bet Thunderstudy is pissed that POB has a higher post-per-day count :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 We'll see how well he can type with broken fingers. I'm Just kidding, and by kidding I mean I'm planning his downfall as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 The apparent national shortage of five pound notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrummieVillan Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Going upstairs to get something then forgetting what it was. :S Man that is sooo annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Online roulette. Rigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Groups of pre-teens who think they can do whatever they want *mainly because their parents raised them that way* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 People in an office who don't bring their phones with them when they leave the room. It's a MOBILE! Really gets on my tits when an abandoned phone rings and I have to listen to their full poxy ringtone. Just answer it and say they are busy been shaved, they will call you back. Hang up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 Answer it and announce that you have new socks before hanging up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Work surprising me with the news of occasional Saturday work. I can barely get through the week as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 How shite my handwriting is. I think I'm going to have to start writing for the sake of it to improve it. That's what happens when you only write a few times a years for Birthday/Christmas cards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 How shite my handwriting is. I think I'm going to have to start writing for the sake of it to improve it. That's what happens when you only write a few times a years for Birthday/Christmas cards!It's a nightmare when you haven't wrote in a while then have to start pages of notes all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 3, 2011 Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2011 People in an office who don't bring their phones with them when they leave the room. It's a MOBILE! Really gets on my tits when an abandoned phone rings and I have to listen to their full poxy ringtone. Just answer it and say they are busy been shaved, they will call you back. Hang up. Oh I've contemplated it many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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