ryanvilla_1994 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 David Baddiel did a sketch about that once. It was along the lines of standing at the urinal unable to squeeze out even the merest drop, so trying to form an expression that conveyed that having come into the gents for a piss, what you actually need is a shit, so shuffle over to one of the cubicles instead That reminds me. I once went in for a piss at a urinal. Mid piss, gambled on a fart and lost, and promptly shuffled into a cubicle to assess the damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 I tend to go into a cubicle when I can to avoid stage fright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 My ex getting engaged. Shouldn't piss me off because I'm currently seeing a really cool girl who's really hot and I like a lot. But my ex was "the one". Not gonna lie to you VT boys, I'm heartbroken. Just found out the guy she's engaged to is in his mid 40's (she's 23). I've seen pics and, obviously I'm biased, but he is in no way good looking. It's really creepy to be honest! Maybe your just shit in the sack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 My ex getting engaged. Shouldn't piss me off because I'm currently seeing a really cool girl who's really hot and I like a lot. But my ex was "the one". Not gonna lie to you VT boys, I'm heartbroken. Just found out the guy she's engaged to is in his mid 40's (she's 23). I've seen pics and, obviously I'm biased, but he is in no way good looking. It's really creepy to be honest! Maybe your just shit in the sack? I think this is similar to "How Not To Live Your Life". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 My ex getting engaged. Shouldn't piss me off because I'm currently seeing a really cool girl who's really hot and I like a lot. But my ex was "the one". Not gonna lie to you VT boys, I'm heartbroken. Just found out the guy she's engaged to is in his mid 40's (she's 23). I've seen pics and, obviously I'm biased, but he is in no way good looking. It's really creepy to be honest! Maybe your just shit in the sack? I think this is similar to "How Not To Live Your Life". The stalking or being shit in the sack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2011 My ex getting engaged. Shouldn't piss me off because I'm currently seeing a really cool girl who's really hot and I like a lot. But my ex was "the one". Not gonna lie to you VT boys, I'm heartbroken. Just found out the guy she's engaged to is in his mid 40's (she's 23). I've seen pics and, obviously I'm biased, but he is in no way good looking. It's really creepy to be honest! Maybe your just shit in the sack? That can't be it. I never let it last longer than 30 seconds and I always came in her eye. Women like that, right? RIGHT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 My ex getting engaged. Shouldn't piss me off because I'm currently seeing a really cool girl who's really hot and I like a lot. But my ex was "the one". Not gonna lie to you VT boys, I'm heartbroken. Just found out the guy she's engaged to is in his mid 40's (she's 23). I've seen pics and, obviously I'm biased, but he is in no way good looking. It's really creepy to be honest! Maybe your just shit in the sack? That can't be it. I never let it last longer than 30 seconds and I always came in her eye. Women like that, right? RIGHT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 My ex getting engaged. Shouldn't piss me off because I'm currently seeing a really cool girl who's really hot and I like a lot. But my ex was "the one". Not gonna lie to you VT boys, I'm heartbroken. Just found out the guy she's engaged to is in his mid 40's (she's 23). I've seen pics and, obviously I'm biased, but he is in no way good looking. It's really creepy to be honest! Maybe your just shit in the sack?I would think finding out she is getting engaged to an ugly, middle-aged bloke would make you feel better - she has to be warped if she's 23! Better than some ugly, curly-haired trust fund leech called Rupert anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2011 My ex getting engaged. Shouldn't piss me off because I'm currently seeing a really cool girl who's really hot and I like a lot. But my ex was "the one". Not gonna lie to you VT boys, I'm heartbroken. Just found out the guy she's engaged to is in his mid 40's (she's 23). I've seen pics and, obviously I'm biased, but he is in no way good looking. It's really creepy to be honest! Maybe your just shit in the sack?I would think finding out she is getting engaged to an ugly, middle-aged bloke would make you feel better - she has to be warped if she's 23! Better than some ugly, curly-haired trust fund leech called Rupert anyway. Makes me think "What's he got that I haven't got?", apart from arthritis. Seriously though, I'm not that fussed, was just a shock. As I said, I'm seeing a great girl at the moment. Just weird to see her with another bloke, especially a guy like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 2, 2011 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2011 Stevo, you obviously just weren't wrinkly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2011 This bloke sounds a bit young to me. What she wants is someone with a bit more maturity. Late 50s-ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 He could be hung like Dirk Diggler? On a serious not, how long were you with her before you plit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2011 He could be hung like Dirk Diggler? On a serious not, how long were you with her before you plit?Are you using theunderstudy's phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wiggy I meant with the young woman with the middle-aged man! I disagree Mike, she needs a younger bloke, one approaching his 20s perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wiggy I meant with the young woman with the middle-aged man! What do you mean mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 2, 2011 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2011 how long were you with her before you plit? I suppose that depends if he was in the mood or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 He could be hung like Dirk Diggler? On a serious not, how long were you with her before you lit? Are you using theunderstudy's hone? And fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wiggy I meant with the young woman with the middle-aged man! What do you mean mate? Did you watch said program? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2011 He could be hung like Dirk Diggler? On a serious not, how long were you with her before you plit? Complicated question. Just under a year, but we've had several goes at it over the past 7 or 8 years. I'm ok about it though, was just a shock when I found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wiggy I meant with the young woman with the middle-aged man! What do you mean mate? Did you watch said program? Mate you've lost me? Boogie Nights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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