zak Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Enders thread resurrections! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 But your name's Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted March 22, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) West Midlands **** Travel. Been **** me off for weeks but reaching a head this morning. The 33 route being **** shite with far too many stops in too short a distance, running about 14 51s or x51s to any other bus, running a **** shambolic fleet for the 935 and 934 service (one bus that constantly buzzes, another that requires the driver to do maintenance en route meaning numerous time wasting stops, another where once a week the door just stops working meaning I and other passengers have had to jump out of the emergency door into a **** busy road). But today, I take the snow into account despite the roads being fine, leave the house 20 minutes early to catch an earlier bus, which subsequently hasn't turned up at all, and I've had to catch my usual bus along with about 3 other buses worth of passengers. Oh and as I write this, the drivers gotten us stuck and appears to have no idea what the **** to do about it. The road isn't even bad. **** joke. Edited March 22, 2013 by Chindie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 People who climb mountains in bad weather. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 People who climb mountains in bad weather. yep, putting other peoples lives in danger who have to go and rescue them. if you choose to go hiking in this you deserve everything you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 People who climb mountains in bad weather. yep, putting other peoples lives in danger who have to go and rescue them. if you choose to go hiking in this you deserve everything you get. a big chunk of my bwain agrees with you the little fair and moderate bit says, well what about people that smoke, or eat sugar, drink booze, drive fast in fog..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 People who climb mountains in bad weather. yep, putting other peoples lives in danger who have to go and rescue them. if you choose to go hiking in this you deserve everything you get. You mean the people who choose to risk their life rescuing people from the side of mountains? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 International football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Villa's awful goal difference acting effectively as a 1 point deduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted March 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2013 The snow...well thats unfair not the snow, the snow does nothing to piss me off, its the affect it has on other people you only need to mention the **** word and people turn into **** idiots, just the mere mention of the word ''SNOW'' and some **** arse clown will say ''oohhh imagine if we all got snowed in over the weekend wouldn't it be great'' to which somebody who is just as much of an arse clown will say ''as long as I get snowed in at home and not in work could you imagine that, that would be terrible'' ''ITS **** SNOW YOU **** RETARDED SHIT MONKEYS IT COMES EVERY YEAR YOU ARE NEARLY 60 AND HAVE NEVER BEEN SNOWED INTO YOUR **** WORKPLACE'' I would tell them to grow up but it would probably be better if they just locked themselves in a windowless room for the rest of their lives so they didn't have to get so worked up about what the **** weather was doing I dont care if it is cold outside its been snowing I expect it to be cold yes the floor is sludgy...its been **** snowing what do you expect yes the traffic is shit, it always is when it has been snowing yes the busses are still running, the snow hasn't even settled what the ****, do think they are going to pull the busses cuz some dribbling idiot who gets excited at the prospect of the snow said we are going to get 12 inches in 1/2 hour Its the same as people who live their lives in a **** lift, they must have such a boring monotonous existance that getting into a **** lift is the highlight of their day every **** day it is the same some **** dick has to comment on the fact he/she is standing in a lift its 5 O'clock the lift stops on 4th floor and everyone tuts, WHY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE TOP FLOOR DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO THE LIFT YOU **** ARSE HOLE (and yes I work on the top floor myself) it stops at 3rd floor and they actually give the people that get in dirty looks because they have delayed their exit from the building by a whole 4 seconds when they get into a crowded lift ''is their room for a little'un'' NO THEIR ISN'T YOU FAT ARSED HIPPO NECKED SACK OF PIG SPUNK SHIT BUT YOU ARE GOING TO TRY ANY WAY AINT YOU Then you get the munted old **** who relishes this time of the day because she gets the chance to say ''oohhh I hope your hands are in your pockets, what with us being all squished together and all'' to which everyone starts laughing hysterically because they all understand how lift humour works, they are part of a select group of people....they are the lift people and they are better than you **** off and die and leave me to walk in the **** snow and stand in a **** lift on my own and not haveto listen to the **** shite that litterally dribbles out of your mouth and onto your chin you bunch of fucknuts 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Just fart in the lift and grab a few arses when it's packed . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 imagine if it snowed in a lift 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 oh and another one as well one of the bints here has just gave birth to a babby, everyone start getting pictures of it come through on their phone sent by the childs father everyone all in unison aawwwww doesn't she look like her, oohhh she's got her nose, wow look at that she has her eyes BOLLOCKS it doesn't look like anything and it doesn't resemble either of its parents when it is 90 seconds old unless one of its parents are a naked mole rat it doesn't look anything like them 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I SWEAR TO **** GOD IT HASN'T SNOWED ALL DAY, the bird that sits next to me is on the phone and just this **** second said ''we were told we were going to be getting blizzards all day today but we have had nothing..........ohhh I know I hope it doesn't start now, I dont want to be snowed in at work.....OOOHHH I know could you imagine that'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 22, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2013 Leemond's BACK BABY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 22, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2013 BOLLOCKS it doesn't look like anything and it doesn't resemble either of its parents when it is 90 seconds old unless one of its parents are a naked mole rat Genuinely Lol'd at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 22, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Leemond mate, I know what you mean, but you need to chill. For your own sanity. The annoying world isn't going to change for the sake of you (or me), so you may as well laugh it off. Edited March 22, 2013 by mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 it doesn't resemble either of its parents when it is 90 seconds old unless one of its parents are a naked mole rat it doesn't look anything like them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You really do get pissed off easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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