CrackpotForeigner Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 (edited) Good on Danny Boyle, those honours are a load of bollocks. They are, in fact, a brilliant way of entrenching yer monarchy: Reward sycophantic royalty-worshippers alongside brilliant scientists and great humanitarians: Hey Presto!: Lots of sycophantic royalty-worshippers. Edited January 7, 2013 by CrackpotForeigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 People who end statements with "FACT". Kill yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted January 7, 2013 Administrator Share Posted January 7, 2013 Those little Villa shirt icons that have become all the rage in the match threads. Not too bad when arranged in a suggested team layout, but in a vertical list they add nothing (besides space-wasting) to a simple list of names. If you see this, press the reload button. Or shift click if you are at a keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted January 7, 2013 Administrator Share Posted January 7, 2013 And clear out your cache from time to time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted January 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2013 Absolutely dreading work tomorrow. We had the first backlash today from the combination of Christmas time off and illness going through the office - things falling through the net leading to clients emailing and calling for quotes and documents that hadn't got sent out. Nothing major but kinda frustrating... But i just know that tomorrow, when I'm left holding the fort, that things are going to get worse. Probably related to quotes and documents being sent out today. Its made worse by the fact I basically can't do much for clients with regards advice or information - that isn't my job and I'm actually not allowed to advise clients anyway, even if I knew whats what. Tomorrow is going to be one of those where I quietly hope all day that nothing happens... I'll kill for a long boring day. It was bad enough today and that was with my boss there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Holding a mobile 'phone like it's an old style starfleet communicator. Parking a vehicle just slightly over an entrance. 'A little bit in the way' is in the **** way. Being a little bit blocked from access is, as the adage goes, like someone being a little bit pregnant or, rather, like you being a little bit of a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Parking a vehicle just slightly over an entrance. 'A little bit in the way' is in the **** way. Being a little bit blocked from access is, as the adage goes, like someone being a little bit pregnant or, rather, like you being a little bit of a cock. Bounce it. Three or four blokes is plenty. Get your hands underneath the bumpers, wings, or wherever you can get a grip. Bounce it up and down, using the combination of its suspension and your strength. As it bounces, on the upswing, pull it in the direction you want it to go. After a few goes, it will have moved enough. You can get out, but chummy is parked right across the road. Depart the scene, alerting traffic management officials as you go. Squealing alarms set off during this procedure count for an extra 15 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2013 A 36 year old male in my office received, not a sa joke, a Manchester United Duvet set for christmas. And he uses it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 no effing way NO NO NO NO that is not right, shoot him, report him, do whatever. Do not let him become a mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Where has that lingerie thread gone? Who spoiled it? Meanwhile we have five separate **** threads about politics on the front page? C'mon VT, you used to be so cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2013 It's on page 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 8, 2013 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2013 I do like when "wah wah wah mods wah wah" is followed by "open yer eyes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 So it is, as you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 8, 2013 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2013 Doesn't really piss me off but gave me a little scare. Booking flights through skyscanner. A return trip to DC in my email said "Dublin to Dublin" and upon closer inspection the actual holiday in Washington effectively being a '341 hr wait' between connecting flights in and out of the country. Certainly a 'novel' way of summarising the trip. I did think for a split second that I'd made a several hundred euro f*ck up though and I can't confirm whether there was a girlie scream or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I do like when "wah wah wah mods wah wah" is followed by "open yer eyes" I did look back a few pages I swears I did, my eyes are failing me now I'm getting older, think I'm going the way of old yeller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 People who end statements with "FACT". Kill yourselves. They are sometimes, indeed, facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 They are sometimes, indeed, facts. You really should have added: "FACT". FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted January 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2013 The fact that the old "The staying in OT as the VT forum is soul destroying thread" thread is locked. Probably for the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2013 David Bowie has released a song. Just one song, like. And it's OK. Nothing earth-shattering, but pleasant enough. It makes FRONT PAGE NEWS in several British dailies, including The Guardian, which leads with it as the main headline and picture. **** right off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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