MCU Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Avatars with pervy seagulls on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.I.C.O. Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 That ambulance-chasing banner ad that appears sometimes in the top right hand corner of this site with Etzher **** Rantzen in it. The last thing I want after another dismal Villa performance is her geriatric mug grinning at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted December 29, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2010 A guy I work with. He's a raving Christian so immediately I don't particularly like the bloke but he has a very annoying trait. Occasionally, I'll need to have a mooch for stock behind the till, or have to dig through a massive pile of price stickers when doing pricing up, also behind the till. I know exactly what I'm looking for and I'm not incompetant. Without fail, no matter what, he will ask with this really annoying tone that suggests he's somehow above me, what I'm looking for. Every time. I don't need the help. I don't appreciate the tone that suggests he's my boss. He's the same as me, all he has over me was he was lucky enough to be on a shift when a memo came round telling all stores to till train all staff. He's done this for the month or so I've been working with him. He does it to everyone else, even the managers and older staff, and it pisses off us all. One of the guys I work with gets so pissed off for by it the other day he apparently, without a hint of a joke in his voice and as an ex service man, said that if he asked him what he was looking for again he was going to smear his nose across his face. And the other staff, including managers, thought this was a) **** hilarious, and pretty reasonable. The annoying guy has now been taken aside about his 'being helpful' and understanding his lowly station. Drives me up the **** wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'm probably going to hell for this, but... Keenan Cahill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 the girlfriend asking me daft questions such as "should i straighten my hair now or in the morning?" followed by then getting in a mood when i respond with "how should i know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 FFS, I just finished Resident Evil for the first time in years and I forgot to save Barry!!!I did this in the Summer. It was so annoying, I was too lazy to just reload the game and fight Lisa Trevor again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Lottery. Played it 6 times and haven't won yet ffs. How is this even possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Lottery. Played it 6 times and haven't won yet ffs. How is this even possible? You won't be complaining if you win. I'd be straight down the Ferrari dealership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Waiting 9 hours + for a **** text reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I have a 6 minute rule. No reply within 6 minutes, presume them dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Waiting 9 hours + for a **** text reply She's not interested. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Don't accept defeat Rob. Keep texting every ten minnutes. Phone a few times, leave a few messages. Women love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Especially "Ring me back or I'll slit my throat.......just outside your door with the knife....let me know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Cpt.Smallknob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That people are more likely to ask if you have facebook rather than actually ask what your name is and have a conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That people are more likely to ask if you have facebook rather than actually ask what your name is and have a conversation. Facebook is interesting though, today I discovered that my cousins would rather have poo sucked out of them through a tube than spend any time with me. And I am being serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That people are more likely to ask if you have facebook rather than actually ask what your name is and have a conversation. Facebook is interesting though, today I discovered that my cousins would rather have poo sucked out of them through a tube than spend any time with me. And I am being serious. Do you have red hair? Under the age of 16 and wear Stone Cole Steve Austin t-shirts? At least you know your place with your cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That people are more likely to ask if you have facebook rather than actually ask what your name is and have a conversation. Facebook is interesting though, today I discovered that my cousins would rather have poo sucked out of them through a tube than spend any time with me. And I am being serious. A colonic is a very enjoyable expeience though, it's all the rage. Don't let it get to down, come one now chin up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That people are more likely to ask if you have facebook rather than actually ask what your name is and have a conversation. Facebook is interesting though, today I discovered that my cousins would rather have poo sucked out of them through a tube than spend any time with me. And I am being serious. Do you have red hair? Under the age of 16 and wear Stone Cole Steve Austin t-shirts? At least you know your place with your cousins. No but hell, I get treated like I'm a Ginger... and all 3 of them are naturally Ginger themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That people are more likely to ask if you have facebook rather than actually ask what your name is and have a conversation. Facebook is interesting though, today I discovered that my cousins would rather have poo sucked out of them through a tube than spend any time with me. And I am being serious. Do you have red hair? Under the age of 16 and wear Stone Cole Steve Austin t-shirts? At least you know your place with your cousins. No but hell, I get treated like I'm a Ginger... and all 3 of them are naturally Ginger themselves! There is your answer. They're all jealous you have been fortunate. Three gingers, that is absolutely terrible. Pass on my condolences to the last person not to be born with ginger hair in that part of the family tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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