AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Ouch Stevo! Why did they do that!? My sky plus not being able to record anything, can watch it but can't record anything, think it's cause the snow!! ruins my nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 25, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 25, 2010 My mom and sister are working today (insert prostitute joke here). My mom usually works xmas day. We used to get up early and open stuff before she left but these days we wait until she's home and we've had dinner. It's good because it means I could sleep off the hangover this morning, but it's bad because now I'm bored, when I could be watching whatever shite DVD I've been given this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Ha, fair enough. I suppose being a prostitute, it's crucial they have to work this time a year to fund their drug habit. I haven't opened all my presents up yet. Although I could guarentee. Chocolate DVD of a comedian I'm not even a big fan of. A shite board game to do with sport that will never be played apart from Christmas day. A DVD of own goals and gaffes. Which I've seen every single one. Ever. Villa 2011 calender. Villa shirt. Aftershave. Socks. Weird huh, my first 'love', only 19...got engaged today to someone and their 'anniversary' of when they first started dating was my birthday!! She's only known him 5 months the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 For a moment there I thought that said Villa Talk 2011 Calendar. Anyway, Merry Christmas all. I'm now bored waiting for my dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 There is a VillaTalk 2011 calender. Rob posing naked with baselayers :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 VillaTalk 2011 calendar!? :shock: That would be a disaster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Why did they have to ruin it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 I've never gotten aftershave for Christmas. And I actually want it. The people in my life just think it's too cliché and thoughtless, but I know the minute I buy it for myself, they'll have gotten me some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villaninireland Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 My dad returning from pub late for his Xmas dinner. Should be used to that by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Christmas. There I **** said it. It's just awkward. Everyone **** sitting there in expectation and approval of the wank and unwanted presents that they have decided to buy you. I wrote a list for a reason, and just because you want me to have some stuff to open, doesn't mean I want it. All the **** stuff is from the Villa shop too. An alarm clock that is **** awful, and I'll have a Villa mug too, which is just the same as any other mug, but claret and blue. Buying me a **** box of **** jelly babies does not constitute as a **** present either. Chocolate **** money too? THAT IS NOT A PRESENT. I also got a **** keyring, why the **** would I want one of them? My list consisted of: Retro Villa shirt, onezie, money. So why get me other stuff. I didn't even get a **** onezie. Everyone **** argues as well. FUN. Give me my dinner and I'm **** off to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 Christmas. There I **** said it. It's just awkward. Everyone **** sitting there in expectation and approval of the wank and unwanted presents that they have decided to buy you. I wrote a list for a reason, and just because you want me to have some stuff to open, doesn't mean I want it. All the **** stuff is from the Villa shop too. An alarm clock that is **** awful, and I'll have a Villa mug too, which is just the same as any other mug, but claret and blue. Buying me a **** box of **** jelly babies does not constitute as a **** present either. Chocolate **** money too? THAT IS NOT A PRESENT. I also got a **** keyring, why the **** would I want one of them? My list consisted of: Retro Villa shirt, onezie, money. So why get me other stuff. I didn't even get a **** onezie. Everyone **** argues as well. FUN. Give me my dinner and I'm **** off to bed. Spot on. Saying that I did get a stick of rock with "Aston Villa" through the middle of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 You tell 'em Milfner. I got a tripod for my camera which is handy enough. But because I'm a child from a broken home I get two christmas', get more pressies tomorow. Hopefully some more booze too as it's running low already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 A **** onezie? Are you for real and also a girl? A box of jelly babies is an excellent present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Nothing wrong with a onezie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Why are you pissed off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 Wine. I hate it, I really hate it, and I think it is a vile drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 'Kin hell. 'Don't get my anything Mom'....what do I get. £200 worth of clothes, £60 aftershave. Ipod speakers/station, Xbox kinect. As well £200 cash, not to mention she bought me a ticket not long ago to sit in executive boxes at Villa game of our choice with Limo coming to house and meal and all that jazz. What do I get her? gloves/scarves/hat and something from the bodyshop. I always feel terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Wine. I hate it, I really hate it, and I think it is a vile drink. I just rejected it for some bucks fizz instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 You know what's worse than jelly babies, **** lynx gift sets. Why would I want a lynx gift set when I've got a **** ton of colognes? Ones that don't smell like a secondary school changing room. If people want to get me something that smells nice they could ask and I'll give them a list of what fragrances I wear, you know the ones they're always saying smell good? Instead I get lynx africa, in both deodorant and aftershave, AWESOME JUST WHAT I WANTED. Obviously all anyone wants for Christmas is to smell like a 14 year old virgin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 I love the smell of a 14 year old virgin. It's what gets me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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