Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 People who throw bread about, not in their garden oh no. throw it on the pavement or over the back fence of their houses. So it is a little chilly and my dog (Beagle) loves bread, I can't explain how much but he would sell a body part for a jam sandwich. He can smell bread UNDER the snow from about 5 metres away, on surface from a lot further than that. (I am not sure how good his nose is compared to ours but it is truly amazing) He's on a diet, cold frozen bits are bread dug up are not good for him IMO. Walking him is a nightmare at the moment as he needs to get off the lead to run and keep warm but the bastards keep throwing it out there. I just don't get the throw it off my land thing. Dutch ****s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Deice? EDIT: Oh, "de-ice". Sorry. It's a strange one that. I've always read and used de-ice. Kinda makes sense with the hyphen. Deice juts looks wrong. But then how does one explain defrost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 But then how does one explain defrost? It'll be down to de cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 But then how does one explain defrost? It's when it's cold in demorning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 excellent work fellas. :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 These are deworst puns I've seen! And I know bad puns. I sent 10 in for a joke competition, I hoped they"d win, but no pun in ten did.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 When i wake up yeah i know i'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When i go out yeah i know i'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 These are deworst puns I've seen! And I know bad puns. I sent 10 in for a joke competition, I hoped they"d win, but no pun in ten did.: Stick to the day job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 21, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2010 "Defrost" and "decipher" both have consonants after the "de-" bit, which provide a sort of "natural break" to separate the syllables. "Deice" has that dipthong (double-vowel combo), which in many English words is elided together into a single vowel sound, e.g. "their", "piece", etc. "Deice" looks like it's meant to be pronounced like that - as dice, or dayce, or deece. The hyphen separates the "e" from the "i", and thus makes it clear that it's a two-syllable, rather than a one-syllable word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 "Defrost" and "decipher" both have consonants after the "de-" bit, which provide a sort of "natural break" to separate the syllables. "Deice" has that dipthong (double-vowel combo), which in many English words is elided together into a single vowel sound, e.g. "their", "piece", etc. "Deice" looks like it's meant to be pronounced like that - as dice, or dayce, or deece. The hyphen makes it clear that it's a two-syllable, rather than a one-syllable word. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 That my central heating has decided not to work. Bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 That is my day-job! I make awful puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 That my central heating has decided not to work. Bugger. My missus came out with a cracker yesterday: ''why do people's central heating always break when it's cold? It never breaks in the summer!'' ''because they only use it when it's cold?!'' ''oh yeah :oops: '' She's thick as pudding but i love her all the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 21, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2010 "Defrost" and "decipher" both have consonants after the "de-" bit, which provide a sort of "natural break" to separate the syllables. "Deice" has that dipthong (double-vowel combo), which in many English words is elided together into a single vowel sound, e.g. "their", "piece", etc. "Deice" looks like it's meant to be pronounced like that - as dice, or dayce, or deece. The hyphen makes it clear that it's a two-syllable, rather than a one-syllable word. :winkold: If I ever decide to change my avatar, I'm having that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 Sirely that needs to be Levis!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 21, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2010 Sirely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 He's very polite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 I was putting on an Irish accent, and typing with one hand.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 21, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2010 typing with one hand.. Dirty little devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 And typing with the other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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