villaajax Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Most of it is coming by Royal Mail and has been sent out apparently. Therein lies the problem Sir. I've just ordered a load of things to my office. Here's hoping it arrives with the week .... :shock: The worst part is the build up and disappointment... Today I heard something scraping through the letterbox, so I went over to the door to see the first parcel come through (for my mum) then another (also for my mum) and then.... some Salvation Army propaganda.... So I went to sit back down in disappointment and noticed the postman outside, across the road, holding some more parcels and he looked at them, then looked back at our house and came walking over so I thought "Finally something for me!" so I waited by the door in expectation to see a letter (also for my mum) from the DVLA come through, and nothing more... Something had better come tomorrow or I might just crack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Waiting for the cheese to cool down on a pizza taken out of the oven. If that catches the top of your mouth that's a pisser. Oh, and probably been mentioned a thousand times before but Women. So vain, needy and everything little thing has just gotta be **** perfect for them. Grararr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 Nah, just man up and eat the cheese! When you've parked up nicely by your house and some word removed almost takes your wing mirror off. How's your guitar thing going anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Fine thanks, changing chords just seems impossible. How do you practice that anyway? Doesn't seem possible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Parcel 1 of 6/7 has arrived which is great BUT its the one coming from furthest away and was only dispatched yesterday! how is it possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 You've just got to do it over and over. Do you use tabs or notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Fine thanks, changing chords just seems impossible. How do you practice that anyway? Doesn't seem possible... One thing i found that helped when i was setting out was to learn the chords i needed for a song but then play along to the song with headphones on. It stops you hearing the shit youre probably playing and doesnt knock your confidence whilst giving you practice with the shapes and movements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 That Rooster potatoes advert annoys me, I'm not even sure why exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted December 19, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2010 Start cutting your hair using your new pair of clippers, only to find that you never let them charge up enough. I've had to draw the curtains so the neighbours don't see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Start cutting your hair using your new pair of clippers, only to find that you never let them charge up enough. I've had to draw the curtains so the neighbours don't see! Have you got enough for a temporary comb over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted December 19, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2010 Start cutting your hair using your new pair of clippers, only to find that you never let them charge up enough. I've had to draw the curtains so the neighbours don't see! Have you got enough for a temporary comb over? Just snapped a photo: I think I look rather dashing. Cheers for the advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONO Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 James Corden what an annoying, unfunny, fat **** bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 19, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2010 Start cutting your hair using your new pair of clippers, only to find that you never let them charge up enough. I've had to draw the curtains so the neighbours don't see!If that happnens, you just plug in the charger, leave it plugged in, clip away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 James Corden what an annoying, unfunny, fat **** bellend. He's made a career out of it, just like Peter Kay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONO Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 At least Peter Kay had Phoenix Nights - legendary comedy. Corden was the balding fat teenager that everyone made fun of in Teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Film studies students who mock you and say you don't have a clue when you dislike a film they like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 20, 2010 Author Share Posted December 20, 2010 Getting up in the morning to go to work but its **** icy so you really cba, and you can guarantee barely anyone else will be in, just like last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Film studies students who mock you and say you don't have a clue when you dislike a film they like. I know the feeling, I said I did not rate Inception that highly compared to the hype generated on VT and the same thing happened to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 20, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2010 Driving 2 hours and 35 miles to get to work and realising half the office aren't here when you get in, most of who live about 5 minutes away. Also, why do people dress casually when it's snowing?! I can understand wearing trainers to get into the office, I did exactly that today. But people are here in Jeans and a jumper. Why?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 20, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2010 Indeed Stevo. I am in a University building that is like the Marie bloody Celeste. Car park virtually empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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