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1 minute ago, Davkaus said:

A cat has started stalking my cat. The **** is constantly around my house, either sat howling on the driveway, sat in the back garden staring through the windows, he's even popped up onto the conservatory roof to have a good stare inside. Doesn't matter how many times I chase him away or spray a hose at him, he's back in 5 minutes, and my cat has been sat at the window hissing and growing for about 36 hours. He sat on the driveway howling through the night. Little bastard.

Does the cat send texts from its ifoen?

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1 minute ago, Davkaus said:

No, you've beaten me there, right over my head :)

Being beaten over the head is never good. 

Although our American cousins would probably say upside the head, for some strange reason. 

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58 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

my cat has been sat at the window hissing and growing for about 36 hours. 

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1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

Being beaten over the head is never good. 

Although our American cousins would probably say upside the head, for some strange reason. 

‘Sup, cuz

 

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Go on a British holiday during the May school holidays they said. It’ll be fun they said.

It’s pissing down. The food and drink are simultaneously shite and overpriced. 

The beagle is having a great time though.

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1 hour ago, Genie said:

Go on a British holiday during the May school holidays they said. It’ll be fun they said.

It’s pissing down. The food and drink are simultaneously shite and overpriced. 

The beagle is having a great time though.

We did the same thing and I think my brothers and I have decided it would be the last family holiday we ever go on.  My Dad and his wife did my head in with their bickering.  Now we've gone home, her two sisters are going out there.  I think he might combust.

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1 hour ago, Genie said:

Go on a British holiday during the May school holidays they said. It’ll be fun they said.

It’s pissing down. The food and drink are simultaneously shite and overpriced. 

The beagle is having a great time though.

Is that a euphemism? 

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2 hours ago, Genie said:

Go on a British holiday during the May school holidays they said. It’ll be fun they said.

It’s pissing down. The food and drink are simultaneously shite and overpriced. 

The beagle is having a great time though.

Who are they, because I could have told you they were talking bollocks straight away. 

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On 29/05/2024 at 20:18, Nor-Cal Villan said:

Does the cat send texts from its ifoen?

Fantastic reference.

Sphynx from ma ifoon.

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7 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

What? 

A big nod to Baby Reindeer on netflix, original quote was about cat's stalking other cats. 

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5 minutes ago, T-Dog said:

A big nod to Baby Reindeer on netflix, original quote was about cat's stalking other cats. 

Ah right. I didn't make it very far through Baby Reindeer, way too bleak. 

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5 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Ah right. I didn't make it very far through Baby Reindeer, way too bleak. 

Is very dark, but I think it's worth the investment.

Snet frum ma iFone

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1 hour ago, sidcow said:

Who are they, because I could have told you they were talking bollocks straight away. 

I should have listened.

Everyone taking their turns to try and extract as much money for as little “product” as possible. Rip off Britain never more evident than when trying to have a holiday.

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Recently bought a breadmaker so thought I'd ask other Amazon users (what I thought was) a clear question. The two replies so far haven't been all that helpful....I mean, do these f-wits actually realise their answers are as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike ? 😠

 

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Discounts on Ben and Jerry/ haagen daz. I refuse to pay £5.75 for Ice cream, and always but it for £3.75/3.50. But it's a lottery of what will be discounted.

They can stick their phish food up where sun don't shine, give me a salted caramel or pralines. 

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