Popular Post Davkaus Posted March 12 Popular Post Share Posted March 12 29 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: Sorry to go all on topic for a moment but, the use in on topic of the phrase 'bed wetting'. It's simple really. Anyone more pessimistic than me is a bed wetting over-reacting fool, and anyone more optimistic than me is a happy-clapping idiot wearing claret and blue glasses. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 18 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Drop son off at nursery , walk home and always if I catch the school parents coming the opposite way there are these 5 fat idiots always walking together. They're not particularly rude or offensive , I just find it annoying how they're always walking in their gang taking up the pavement. You're 42 Gary, you don't have to walk with your friends every day. Grow up. I always watch the feminine men chatting to the group of women outside school. The one, I overheard him saying his lad has to have his sugar puffs in the morning, an his clothes on the radiator warm, or else he don't want to go to school. My god they give us a bad name, croc wearing soft lads. Anyone reacting moody to this, I'll take it your one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 12 VT Supporter Share Posted March 12 13 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: I always watch the feminine men chatting to the group of women outside school. The one, I overheard him saying his lad has to have his sugar puffs in the morning, an his clothes on the radiator warm, or else he don't want to go to school. My god they give us a bad name, croc wearing soft lads. Anyone reacting moody to this, I'll take it your one of them. Yes, I'm one of them. It's called 'a normal human being'. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Just now, mjmooney said: Yes, I'm one of them. It's called 'a normal human being'. Apart from the Crocs, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 12 VT Supporter Share Posted March 12 Just now, Wainy316 said: Apart from the Crocs, right? Yes, apart from the Crocs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 (edited) There is a one off chance to stay the night inside St Pauls cathedral on Friday , with access to the library , booking opened at 10:00 and is NOT a competition. at 10:00 the link went live , followed by a text button to write and sat why you should be selected for the stay ... followed by message after you submit saying demand is high and you will be contacted if selected On the basis that it wasn't assigned to the first person in , to me that sounds exactly like a competition .. excluding the fact that the lucky "winner" will have already been pre-selected months ago and us mere mortals never stood a chance Edited March 12 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted March 12 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 12 Someone's put 50p in the word removed machine again. 6 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic09 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 16 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Yes, I'm one of them. It's called 'a normal human being'. You can't leave the house without sugar puffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 12 Moderator Share Posted March 12 Just now, Mic09 said: You can't leave the house without sugar puffs? I suspect he means he can actually talk to women at the school gates 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bobzy Posted March 12 Popular Post Share Posted March 12 (edited) 38 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: I always watch the feminine men chatting to the group of women outside school. The one, I overheard him saying his lad has to have his sugar puffs in the morning, an his clothes on the radiator warm, or else he don't want to go to school. My god they give us a bad name, croc wearing soft lads. Anyone reacting moody to this, I'll take it your one of them. Not sure why that would be feminine men (unless speaking to women makes you feminine? Maybe that's it) nor why this would give proper lads like you a bad name. My eldest (6) has various ridiculous complaints in the morning; she's very routine in the way she eats her breakfast (and it takes ages), has various different "it feels funny" moments when putting on her uniform and school shoes. Other parents have kids with similar morning behaviours and I find this out by... talking to the parents during morning drop off . Can you let me know the correct thing to do to be all manly so I can adhere please? (Agreed on the crocs, though. They're awful). Edited March 12 by bobzy 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted March 12 Popular Post Share Posted March 12 43 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: I always watch the feminine men chatting to the group of women outside school. The one, I overheard him saying his lad has to have his sugar puffs in the morning, an his clothes on the radiator warm, or else he don't want to go to school. My god they give us a bad name, croc wearing soft lads. Anyone reacting moody to this, I'll take it your one of them. I read this in my head in Lee Anderson's voice 6 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mark Albrighton Posted March 12 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 12 A lone figure, standing at the school gates, no other parents engaging in conversation with him, so he resorts to eavesdropping other people’s conversations while “always watch(ing) the feminine men” from afar. I think Alan Bennett would half consider progressing some sort of narrative with this character, but then think “Nah, I’ll write something else for Thora instead…” 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 54 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: I always watch the feminine men chatting to the group of women outside school. The one, I overheard him saying his lad has to have his sugar puffs in the morning, an his clothes on the radiator warm, or else he don't want to go to school. My god they give us a bad name, croc wearing soft lads. Anyone reacting moody to this, I'll take it your one of them. Well, I'm in the right thread for this. You do know it's AND, yeah? Because it's in every post you make, pretty much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted March 12 VT Supporter Share Posted March 12 (edited) 3 hours ago, Mic09 said: You can't leave the house without sugar puffs? I only eat puffs after they've been warmed up on the radiator. But yeah, kids are weird. I used to insist that my school shoe laces be so tight that I was practically cutting off the blood supply or I found them uncomfortable. You get it over it, or just remain **** weird. Edited March 12 by fightoffyour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 12 VT Supporter Share Posted March 12 42 minutes ago, bobzy said: (Agreed on the crocs, though. They're awful). Them and flipflops built the Failarmy empire. At least judging by the amount of people I see going arse over tit on wooden porches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 To be fair there is one particular guy I am talking about, who I would say is a little over the top. I chat to the moms all the time too, but not like this lovely fella, probably one of you hearing the replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 41 minutes ago, Jon said: Well, I'm in the right thread for this. You do know it's AND, yeah? Because it's in every post you make, pretty much. You do know I'm stting in the car at the services not giving a f***! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted March 12 Popular Post Share Posted March 12 3 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: I chat to the moms all the time 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: Only the hot ones ofcourse. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bobzy Posted March 12 Popular Post Share Posted March 12 31 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: To be fair there is one particular guy I am talking about, who I would say is a little over the top. I chat to the moms all the time too, but not like this lovely fella, probably one of you hearing the replies. "Oh hi Mr. Foreveryoung, how are you today?" "Not bad thanks Debbie - that said, little one refused to eat anything other than Sugar Puffs this morning. I had to tell him to man the **** up and have some Corn Flakes." "Oh... is that why he's crying?" "Probably - soft bastard. I told him one more peep and I'll smack him one" "Wow Mr. Foreveryoung, you're so manly!" "I know, I know. Nice jugs by the way Debbie, not like Laura over there. She's a bit minging. You free for a shag later?". Accurate?! 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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