mjmooney Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 Rocking All Over The World. It slightly pisses me off that most people think it was written by Status Quo, and not John Fogerty. But that's not the TTPMOTS. It's the missing sixth 'it': And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I la-la-like it, la-la-like [...], here we go... I like here we go? Get in the sea. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 27, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Rocking All Over The World. It slightly pisses me off that most people think it was written by Status Quo, and not John Fogerty. But that's not the TTPMOTS. It's the missing sixth 'it': And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I la-la-like it, la-la-like [...], here we go... I like here we go? Get in the sea. Absolutely a worthy contender for this thread as originally conceived! Though tbh, I don't think I've ever noticed, I hear Quo and I tune out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 9 minutes ago, bickster said: Absolutely a worthy contender for this thread as originally conceived! Though tbh, I don't think I've ever noticed, I hear Quo and I tune out It's the fact that it's being touted as a Zaniolo song that reminded me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Went to an open event for a flat pack house builder last night, that's how things are done here, there's no developer building streets and then selling it all off, nothing built by the government, it's all individuals building their own or getting these pre fab places to do it for you Turns out I buy the land, I build the concrete slab and all the substructure works, the kitchen isn't included that's built by someone else*, all the mechanical such and ventilation, pipework, heating etc is done by someone else... So I pay €300k for 70% of a 3 bedroom house with more or less zero risk on them, it's all on me to the tune of probably another €200k No wonder everyone rents * the look I got when I said to the house building company who are potebtially building me a house "does it come with a kitchen?" it's like buying a car without wheels, my wife thinks I'm the idiot and I'm causing trouble Every now and then living in Germany is like living on the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyeddie Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Rds1983 said: Two things happened last night that pissed me off. One - I was woken up about 2am by my son screaming and having a nightmare. Sprinted into him to settle him and he was fast asleep. Then realised the noise was a bloody cat outside screeching. Two - whilst brushing my teeth I felt the urge to sneeze. Didn't want to spit toothpaste all over the mirror so drunkenly decided to kneel forward so it would go in the sink. I then sneezed and did spit in the sink. However, I also headbutted the tap and cut my forehead open (much to my wife's merriment). Like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyeddie Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mic09 said: I love pet animals, I think they are great. I owned both cats and dogs. But at what point has it become socially acceptable to purchase a cat, and just let him wonder the neighbourhood? I have neighbours cats shitting on my lawn, scratching the garden furniture, pissing in my son's sandpit, leaving hair all over the garden sofa. If I have a dog I'm not just gonna open the door and say "off you go, see you for food later". At what point has it become socially acceptable to just let a stupid piss smelling animal roam the streets and shit in my garden? Is this after they have just had a drink in town? Edited August 27, 2023 by luckyeddie Spelling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 11 minutes ago, luckyeddie said: Like this? Pretty much but more blood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Went to an open event for a flat pack house builder last night, that's how things are done here, there's no developer building streets and then selling it all off, nothing built by the government, it's all individuals building their own or getting these pre fab places to do it for you Turns out I buy the land, I build the concrete slab and all the substructure works, the kitchen isn't included that's built by someone else*, all the mechanical such and ventilation, pipework, heating etc is done by someone else... So I pay €300k for 70% of a 3 bedroom house with more or less zero risk on them, it's all on me to the tune of probably another €200k No wonder everyone rents * the look I got when I said to the house building company who are potebtially building me a house "does it come with a kitchen?" it's like buying a car without wheels, my wife thinks I'm the idiot and I'm causing trouble Every now and then living in Germany is like living on the moon Are you in a Huf? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: It's the missing sixth 'it': And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I la-la-like it, la-la-like [...], here we go... I like here we go? Get in the sea. Oh wow. I've always wondered why this song annoys me SO much. This isn't it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Mic09 said: I love pet animals, I think they are great. I owned both cats and dogs. But at what point has it become socially acceptable to purchase a cat, and just let him wonder the neighbourhood? I have neighbours cats shitting on my lawn, scratching the garden furniture, pissing in my son's sandpit, leaving hair all over the garden sofa. If I have a dog I'm not just gonna open the door and say "off you go, see you for food later". At what point has it become socially acceptable to just let a stupid piss smelling animal roam the streets and shit in my garden? How do you propose they stop them roaming? When you owned cats did you just keep them inside? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 27, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Mic09 said: I love pet animals, I think they are great. I owned both cats and dogs. But at what point has it become socially acceptable to purchase a cat, and just let him wonder the neighbourhood? I have neighbours cats shitting on my lawn, scratching the garden furniture, pissing in my son's sandpit, leaving hair all over the garden sofa. If I have a dog I'm not just gonna open the door and say "off you go, see you for food later". At what point has it become socially acceptable to just let a stupid piss smelling animal roam the streets and shit in my garden? Every time you need a piss, just take a leak along the boundary to your property until you’ve pissed the whole perimeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, bickster said: Every time you need a piss, just take a leak along the boundary to your property until you’ve pissed the whole perimeter I just started to work out how long this would theoretically take and how far the average piss would be lengthwise, to take the mean average and then to present my findings to the Mrs as a potential project.( If the family wanted to get involved, I would have to rework the figures based on the addition of their piss to the equation) hope the football starts soon Edited August 27, 2023 by Follyfoot 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 27, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 27, 2023 11 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: I just started to work out how long this would theoretically take and how far the average piss would be lengthwise, to take the mean average and then to present my findings to the Mrs as a potential project.( If the family wanted to get involved, I would have to rework the figures based on the addition of their piss to the equation) hope the football starts soon Male early morning piss is best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 Just now, bickster said: Male early morning piss is best I can barely remember the days of not going for a piss four or five times in the night enabling that beautiful long, potent “horse” type piss in a morning as I used to call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 Just now, Follyfoot said: I can barely remember the days of not going for a piss four or five times in the night enabling that beautiful long, potent “horse” type piss in a morning as I used to call it Get your prostate checked. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 21 minutes ago, bickster said: Every time you need a piss, just take a leak along the boundary to your property until you’ve pissed the whole perimeter We've got no cats within miles but I do this anyway. It's lovely on a hot day. So fragrant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 I only ever have to piss in the night if i’ve been drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Get your prostate checked. I have done, thanks Mike, I just drink a couple litres of sparkling water during the night. Got into the habit of it years ago and can not stop it now, I suppose I like it I like it I Lala like it here I go…. Edited August 27, 2023 by Follyfoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 27, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2023 I've been put on some new fangled modern diabetes tablets. They basically mean you piss out a lot of sugar. Now my piss smells exactly the same as popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Dogg Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 46 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: I have done, thanks Mike, I just drink a couple litres of sparkling water during the night. Got into the habit of it years ago and can not stop it now, I suppose I like it I like it I Lala like it here I go…. Get checked for diabetes as well! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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