Seat68 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 He's drunk again 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 24, 2023 48 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: on the back of the blank looks from the physio lady at my piano "gag" the other week ,further proof that I don't belong on this planet just been to the opticians for an eye test , woman asked me a few questions , Do you get headaches ? .. No , Blurred vision ? ..No .. Double vision ? .. Which one of you said that blank look , not a snigger , smirk ..zilch , nada , nothing meh ..... Oh god, I think you may be my Dad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 hours ago, foreveryoung said: What do you drive, a bloody Lambourghini.?? I wish A Golf Maybe I should trade it in for a Panda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Mine's gone from 67 a month to 142 Mental Are you Katie Price? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, bickster said: Dominant hand I've definitely got a dominant hand. Edited August 24, 2023 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Genie said: Doesn’t your fancy merc have keyless entry? Mine has keyless start but not keyless entry. It makes it harder to steal but occasionally harder to open when carrying stuff. It does have keyless yes, but I always double click the button on the car, turns keyless off, for obvious reaons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 hours ago, tonyh29 said: on the back of the blank looks from the physio lady at my piano "gag" the other week ,further proof that I don't belong on this planet just been to the opticians for an eye test , woman asked me a few questions , Do you get headaches ? .. No , Blurred vision ? ..No .. Double vision ? .. Which one of you said that blank look , not a snigger , smirk ..zilch , nada , nothing meh ..... I work in ophthalmology, and so on behalf of everyone else that does, I can say you got what you deserved The amount of times we've all heard that gag... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 hours ago, foreveryoung said: Is it me? But why is evertime I go back to the car carrying something, so have only 1 free hand, my keys are always in the opposite pocket. I wouldn't have thought you would have needed to lock the doors on your Nissan Micra mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, Xela said: I wouldn't have thought you would have needed to lock the doors on your Nissan Micra mate? What! An risk getting this Badboy nicked 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 I've got a grudging respect for the K11 Micra. Great little car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, Xela said: I've got a grudging respect for the K11 Micra. Great little car! I saw one once doing the best part of 30mph. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I saw one once doing the best part of 30mph. The old dear driving must have been having a stroke... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 24, 2023 54 minutes ago, Milfner said: I work in ophthalmology, and so on behalf of everyone else that does, I can say you got what you deserved The amount of times we've all heard that gag... I bet when you read that post you thought eye eye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Xela said: The old dear driving must have been having a stroke... Edited August 24, 2023 by sidcow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 24, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2023 In the pub and juggling friends that no longer speak to each other. I invited one, the other turned up with his missus. It’s a bit awks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, bickster said: In the pub and juggling friends that no longer speak to each other. I invited one, the other turned up with his missus. It’s a bit awks You out with Fleetwood Mac? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, bickster said: In the pub and juggling friends that no longer speak to each other. I invited one, the other turned up with his missus. It’s a bit awks The mate who turns up with his Mrs to a lads night out really needs to have a word with himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 24, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, Seat68 said: You out with Fleetwood Mac? No, Benny Profane lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 24, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Genie said: The mate who turns up with his Mrs to a lads night out really needs to have a word with himself. Nah it wasn’t that. I asked one mate if he fancied a pint. The other just randomly turned up. It’s the pub we all drink in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 24, 2023 20 minutes ago, bickster said: It’s a bit awks This could actually finish off @robby b 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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