Jimzk5 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Two to rant about today… 1) The fact that my missus gets the milk out of the fridge before boiling 2) Popcorn in cinemas + fat people. Firstly food which makes a noise should be banned from the cinema… Ice-cream? Fine. Sweets? Fine (unless they’re in a rustly bag). Hotdogs – yes they smell, but fine. But POPCORN!!!??? Why not just shake a maraca in my ear all the way through the film!!! This is then accentuated by fat people who buy a bath size box of the stuff – the guy who sat next to me at the showing of TDKR went through his first box in the first half hour, then went out and bought another one! tbh im against all food at cinemas, films only on for an hour an half. eat before or eat after. dont understand the whole lets go watch a film and then spend £25 on food that we can buy from the shops for £4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Two to rant about today… 1) The fact that my missus gets the milk out of the fridge before boiling 2) Popcorn in cinemas + fat people. Firstly food which makes a noise should be banned from the cinema… Ice-cream? Fine. Sweets? Fine (unless they’re in a rustly bag). Hotdogs – yes they smell, but fine. But POPCORN!!!??? Why not just shake a maraca in my ear all the way through the film!!! This is then accentuated by fat people who buy a bath size box of the stuff – the guy who sat next to me at the showing of TDKR went through his first box in the first half hour, then went out and bought another one! tbh im against all food at cinemas, films only on for an hour an half. eat before or eat after. dont understand the whole lets go watch a film and then spend £25 on food that we can buy from the shops for £4. Yeah same, never buy food or drink at the cinema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 So VTers, what's the etiquette with a neighbour who has a creaky bed and a screamy wife? Under those circumstances loud and savage electronic music goes on here. Happy Hardcore or militant Drum & Bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 i buy food at the cinema, either nachos or ice cream, cant stand popcorn, but ive got an unlimited card so i dont notice the cost as much that said my food never makes it to the last trailer let alone the film starting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2012 So VTers, what's the etiquette with a neighbour who has a creaky bed and a screamy wife? Under those circumstances loud and savage electronic music goes on here. Happy Hardcore or militant Drum & Bass.Well obviously I don't have any of that. But in the last house we had, we had a neighbour who played that sort of stuff all night. So when we went to work (and he went to bed) I turned my speakers to his wall and put on The Small Faces' "Lazy Sunday" on at full volume and repeat play - all day. Seemed to do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 So VTers, what's the etiquette with a neighbour who has a creaky bed and a screamy wife? Under those circumstances loud and savage electronic music goes on here. Happy Hardcore or militant Drum & Bass.Well obviously I don't have any of that. But in the last house we had, we had a neighbour who played that sort of stuff all night. So when we went to work (and he went to bed) I turned my speakers to his wall and put on The Small Faces' "Lazy Sunday" on at full volume and repeat play - all day. Seemed to do the trick. Try some 'Jungle Music' and a hole cutter like Father Tintan Stack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Two to rant about today… 1) The fact that my missus gets the milk out of the fridge before boiling 2) Popcorn in cinemas + fat people. Firstly food which makes a noise should be banned from the cinema… Ice-cream? Fine. Sweets? Fine (unless they’re in a rustly bag). Hotdogs – yes they smell, but fine. But POPCORN!!!??? Why not just shake a maraca in my ear all the way through the film!!! This is then accentuated by fat people who buy a bath size box of the stuff – the guy who sat next to me at the showing of TDKR went through his first box in the first half hour, then went out and bought another one! tbh im against all food at cinemas, films only on for an hour an half. eat before or eat after. dont understand the whole lets go watch a film and then spend £25 on food that we can buy from the shops for £4. Yeah same, never buy food or drink at the cinema. Agree - it's like the sad addicts at the Villa who can't go 90 minutes without a fag. Retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 So VTers, what's the etiquette with a neighbour who has a creaky bed and a screamy wife? To mention it, or not to mention it? I quite like hearing a bird getting shafted and enjoying it, been there before and even though it was sometimes 3am I still got a raging hardon which I put to good use on the then-wife ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Agree - it's like the sad addicts at the Villa who can't go 90 minutes without a fag. Retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Well obviously I don't have any of that. What VT really needs is a party outing to Ibiza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Well obviously I don't have any of that. What VT really needs is a party outing to Ibiza. I'd love to see Mike on the disco biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I just showered, shaved and rode off to work, only to find that when I got there, the other bartender was working (we'd swapped shifts this week about 2 months ago, and I forgot).... Actually, maybe this should be in the Things That Make You Happy thread, I've got the night off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I hear there are 50 year old Dutch people in Ibiza still rolling on E and sleeping on the beach....they're like those Japanese soldiers found in the South Pacific 20 years after the war, dug in, thinking it was still on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 So VTers, what's the etiquette with a neighbour who has a creaky bed and a screamy wife? To mention it, or not to mention it? I quite like hearing a bird getting shafted and enjoying it, been there before and even though it was sometimes 3am I still got a raging hardon which I put to good use on the then-wife ;-) I lived next to an absolute screamer for 3 years, it was very funny, actually. She loved it, and I think she got turned on by letting the whole neighborhood know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I live next door to a decent MILF but as the houses are detached she'd do pretty well to disturb my sleep with bedroom Olympics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I've just started cycling to work, it's only 15 minutes each way but my arse feels like I've been gang-raped by burly sailors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I've just started cycling to work, it's only 15 minutes each way but my arse feels like I've been gang-raped by burly sailors. I presume you are experienced enough to make that comparison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Yes, and I rather not have to go through it every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Yes, and I rather not have to go through it every day. The burly sailors said the same thing!! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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