Popular Post Xela Posted June 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 hour ago, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said: Wood pigeon in the chimney. Mocking b*stard Put the fire on. That'll teach him. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 54 minutes ago, ender4 said: Where have they put the white wine? With the vinegar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 hour ago, ender4 said: Where have they put the white wine? On the shelf. Has to be seen to be believed so I just took a pic. Why oh why!? I've never seen anything make less sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 30, 2023 Moderator Share Posted June 30, 2023 You know that Jasper Carrot sketch about the looney on the bus? Yeah well I’m in that sketch right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted June 30, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 30, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, bickster said: You know that Jasper Carrot sketch about the looney on the bus? Yeah well I’m in that sketch right now You could of called a cab Edited June 30, 2023 by TheAuthority typing to fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 30, 2023 Moderator Share Posted June 30, 2023 20 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: You could of called a cab Bus £2 Cab £12, bus stop outside venue. But don’t start me on trying to find an ATM to get cash out (because the pub I was going to was cash only because their POS machine was broken) - impossible! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 30, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 30, 2023 13 hours ago, ender4 said: one half of my back lawn grows faster than the other half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 30, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 hour ago, bickster said: You know that Jasper Carrot sketch about the looney on the bus? Yeah well I’m in that sketch right now The bloke next to you has a nuclear bomb in his pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 11 hours ago, bickster said: You know that Jasper Carrot sketch about the looney on the bus? Yeah well I’m in that sketch right now Which one are you? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted July 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2023 12 hours ago, TheAuthority said: You could of called a cab Or an Uber 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 12 hours ago, TheAuthority said: You could of called a cab Could have. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted July 1, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, bannedfromHandV said: Could have. See how restrained I'm being? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 My former employer has sent a letter noting (though specifically not apologising) for allowing personal identifiable information to be compromised by their piss poor security practices. To alleviate my concerns they're offering 24 months of credit monitoring to look for signs of identity theft. To sign up for this, I simply have to go to a website that claim's to be experian's but specifically isn't on the usual Experian domain, and sign up to an account, entering lots of my personal information. I'm quite certain it's legit, but they couldn't make it look more like a phishing attempt if they tried - and I strongly suspect this is deliberate to discourage people from signing up and costing them money. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 On 30/06/2023 at 17:43, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said: Wood pigeon in the chimney. Mocking b*stard Think yourself lucky, our wood pigeons have been usurped by a gang of jackboot-wearing crows that use our roof as a landing strip (insert kw gif). I now leave the hose pipe outside the door and spray the words removed at 4.30am if they wake me up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: Think yourself lucky, our wood pigeons have been usurped by a gang of jackboot-wearing crows that use our roof as a landing strip (insert kw gif). I now leave the hose pipe outside the door and spray the words removed at 4.30am if they wake me up. That's what you get moving to the Shires (mate). Had you stayed on the 'Wood then at least the locals would've proppa sorted the crows out - for their tea most likely 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted July 3, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: Think yourself lucky, our wood pigeons have been usurped by a gang of jackboot-wearing crows that use our roof as a landing strip (insert kw gif). I now leave the hose pipe outside the door and spray the words removed at 4.30am if they wake me up. I have seagulls waking me up at 3AM. They're so bloody noisy! Live near to the harbour they said. It will be nice they said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 3, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2023 On 30/06/2023 at 19:40, Wainy316 said: On the shelf. Has to be seen to be believed so I just took a pic. Why oh why!? I've never seen anything make less sense... Have I missed a joke here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Have I missed a joke here? Assuming its the fridge being filled with red wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Have I missed a joke here? My initial gripe is on the previous page but that is a picture of a shop that has intentionally taken all of the white wine out of the fridge and replaced it with red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted July 3, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2023 Ooh red wine in the fridge. It’s like Abigail’s Party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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