bickster Posted January 30, 2023 Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Davkaus said: I'm thinking about getting this done, how bad was it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted January 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Genie said: I had it done, the op is fine. The awkwardness whilst the nurse makes small talk during the procedure where your cock and balls are on display is the worst part. I hand on heart, swear to Jesus didn't know a penis could shrink as much as mine did during that Op. Which was great for the nurses because it only took half of them to anchor it down and saved the NHS 6 salaries for 15 mins. That's a joke about having a big knob and it taking 12 nurses to hold it. When in actual fact it took a tiny bit of surgical tape to stick it to my abdomen. Which was really annoying because I kept getting it stuck under my chin. That was another joke, it went to about 1/2 inch in length The smell of burning testicles was unusual though. Not entirely unpleasant. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted January 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, Davkaus said: I'm thinking about getting this done, how bad was it? They gave me some Valium before the op.. Nurse walked in to the waiting area and asked me if the Valium had kicked in. I said no, no affect, I felt perfectly normal. She then asked if I’d mind if they started the op anyway and I said yeah that would be ok. At which point she turned to my missus and said the Valium had, in fact, kicked in. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fightoffyour Posted January 30, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2023 It's a sign from VT 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 16 minutes ago, bickster said: I bet he wouldn't be such a Hardy Boy it he had someone taking a scalpel to his bollocks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 My wife’s on the pill and it puts her body through shite. She’s had two difficult pregnancies and two c-sections (one emergency). Things I’ve said over the last few years:- “but I don’t wanna wear a condom” “There is absolutely no way someone’s going near my ballbag with a scalpel” ”no sorry, I can’t cut the cord, I’ll be sick.” What a pathetic, piece of selfish shit I am. She should leave me to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 21 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Bagels. Like eating a chewy rock. Get rid of them. shop in Brick Lane I go to makes cracking bagels , freshly made and still warm more often than not I just eat them dry straight from the shop the shite pre made ones you get in supermarkets ., well yeah they ain't so good 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 2 hours ago, tonyh29 said: shop in Brick Lane I go to makes cracking bagels , freshly made and still warm more often than not I just eat them dry straight from the shop the shite pre made ones you get in supermarkets ., well yeah they ain't so good Am hoping to go to manhattan in Sept for my honeymoon and fresh sourdough bagels are top of my list 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, mottaloo said: Am hoping to go to manhattan in Sept for my honeymoon and fresh sourdough bagels are top of my list As it’s a honeymoon , Hopefully something else with a hole is top of your list rather than a bagel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Well of course ! Duh !!! Dunkin' donuts will be also on my list 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Well of course ! Duh !!! Dunkin' donuts will be also on my list Is that what the kids are calling DHUTWU these days, then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 30, 2023 Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2023 1 minute ago, El Zen said: Is that what the kids are calling DHUTWU these days, then? Nah that's Krispy Kremes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDR V2 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 6 hours ago, Paddywhack said: My wife’s on the pill and it puts her body through shite. She’s had two difficult pregnancies and two c-sections (one emergency). Things I’ve said over the last few years:- “but I don’t wanna wear a condom” “There is absolutely no way someone’s going near my ballbag with a scalpel” ”no sorry, I can’t cut the cord, I’ll be sick.” What a pathetic, piece of selfish shit I am. She should leave me to be honest. We could move in together cos I'd be exactly the same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Don't really like the term bed-wetting that is being used quite frequently in On-Topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Trip to Ikea weekend just gone (which always has high potential for irksome shenanigans); one of the specific things I was after was a pack of rechargeable batteries and a charger. Find the batteries, and on the same shelf is a sign for said charger but only a solitary, loose display one out. Grab a staff member, ask if they've got any of the chargers in stock. "Yes, we've got loads but they're not here, they're up on floor 4 by the restaurant". Not floor 3. Where the signage for them is. Where all the rest of the batteries/electronics are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 31, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2023 1 minute ago, GarethRDR said: Trip to Ikea Rookie error. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Just now, mjmooney said: Rookie error. You're not wrong, but normally I'm suitably braced for the trials and tribulations of such a trip. This was a previously unknown level on confoundedness for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 31, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2023 Looking to order some food at work, and on the Polish version of JustEat. Scrolling down the list, and some places have the offer badge on their tile on the app. Oh cool, this place looks decent and there's an offer, nice! The offer: "instead of 3zl for tomato sauce, it's 2.70zl". Instead of 60p, it's 55p. Well then, such a generous offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Hotel buffets putting big frangipane tarts on plates like this: You try cutting them, the plate tilts over, the whole tart flies off the edge and everyone thinks you're a dick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 31, 2023 Moderator Share Posted January 31, 2023 Hold the base with your spare hand on the opposite side to where you are cutting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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