sidcow Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, El Zen said: Watching the football down the pub and there’s a girl in my line of sight who’s far too fit for this crowd. Struggling to focus, hope she leaves before the Villa are on. My gosh, does she know it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, sidcow said: My gosh, does she know it? She looks like she knows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 F*** me, her sister just arrived. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 minute ago, El Zen said: F*** me, her sister just arrived. Down, boy. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 The suit and tie/black trainers with white soles look...never looked good, still doesn't, and never will. The sooner this trend ends, the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 21 minutes ago, El Zen said: She looks like she knows. You've just ruined it for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 There are 3 identically WAGGY types in the crowd at Stamford Bridge. All with oversized sunglasses, pouty lips that they've injected with collagen, and all on their phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 minute ago, maqroll said: You've just ruined it for me I probably shouldn’t tell you she’s a Spurs fan, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Getting to the checkout, bagging everything up, then frantically searching through my phone thinking I can't pay because the bellends at Google have decided to silently rename the Pay app. I swear those words removed get a bonus every time they rebrand something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Perfumes and colognes. I have less and less tolerance for them. They overpower my brain and I get sort of dizzy and nauseous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 28 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Getting to the checkout, bagging everything up, then frantically searching through my phone thinking I can't pay because the bellends at Google have decided to silently rename the Pay app. I swear those words removed get a bonus every time they rebrand something Yep. Google Pay is now Google Wallet. The icon has vanished from my homescreen. Google Wallet is there in the installed apps list in settings, but I cannot get the icon onto a homescreen at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 56 minutes ago, maqroll said: There are 3 identically WAGGY types in the crowd at Stamford Bridge. All with oversized sunglasses, pouty lips that they've injected with collagen, and all on their phones. Bet they have as much personality as a coffin lid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 33 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Getting to the checkout, bagging everything up, then frantically searching through my phone thinking I can't pay because the bellends at Google have decided to silently rename the Pay app. I swear those words removed get a bonus every time they rebrand something You need one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 2 hours ago, El Zen said: Watching the football down the pub and there’s a girl in my line of sight who’s far too fit for this crowd. Struggling to focus, hope she leaves before the Villa are on. 2 hours ago, sidcow said: My gosh, does she know it? I saw this thing on ITV the other week that said if she plays with her hair she’s probably keen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: I saw this thing on ITV the other week that said if she plays with her hair she’s probably keen. Her boyfriend was there. Ugly fella too. The world is indeed a cruel place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, El Zen said: Her boyfriend was there. Ugly fella too. The world is indeed a cruel place. into the arms of that **** white-shirted man 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) 24 minutes ago, El Zen said: Her boyfriend was there. Ugly fella too. The world is indeed a cruel place. What’s the verdict then, is he rich or does he have a massive c0ck? Follow him into the gents and report back. Edited September 3, 2022 by Genie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Genie said: What’s the verdict then, is he rich or does he have a massive c0ck? Follow him into the gents and report back. They’ve left a while ago. Probably at home celebrating the three points By the looks of him, it’s got to be the latter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Dogg Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Davkaus said: Getting to the checkout, bagging everything up, then frantically searching through my phone thinking I can't pay because the bellends at Google have decided to silently rename the Pay app. I swear those words removed get a bonus every time they rebrand something You don't have to open the app, the default NFC payment app will be used. Just hold up your phone. (Unlocked) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mr_Dogg said: You don't have to open the app, the default NFC payment app will be used. Just hold up your phone. (Unlocked) Really? Mind. Blown. I don't dare try this in a shop, in case it doesn't work, and I look like a clearing in the woods. How do I specify what the default NFC app is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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