StanBalaban Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 I guess I'm in the right thread as the following should have no bearing on my life whatsoever, but for some reason really pisses me of.... One of my good friend's will always order a well done steak and it really gets me mad. I can feel the food Nazi within me escaping each time. He will also only order chicken breast, and will eat no other part of the bird - even as a pizza topping. Those "sizzler" type iron plates you get as a gimmick in places where you pay £3 for a steak piss me off massively. What is the point of them? You order a medium rare piece of meat and by the time the waiter has brought it out it's as tough as old boots! Plus it will never be allowed to rest. **** stupid idea designed to impress thick, fat families by tricking them into believing they've ordered something classy! **** philistines! I also used to share a house with a good of lads back in the day. Good crack it was too, except on of the chaps was constantly trying to build his muscles up. Every morning I would walk into the kitchen to find him boiling the **** out of some salmon in a bag and then I'd hear his whisking up some instant whey in a plastic flask! Oh, that sound of whisking in a plastic flask! I **** detest it. Every single morning, that sound and the smell of over boiled salmon. For breakfast FFS! Instant whey! How **** quickly do you need whey anyway?? The irony is that even though he kept building his muscles up, never having tasted a decent meal in the process, his body would all but shut down if he went without food for more than a couple of hours. What is the point of that??? You could see his eyes getting heavy if he didn't have his lunch by 12.30 at the latest. Wake up you doxy word removed!! Pah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 I take it your not a boil in the bag rice kind of man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 I take it your not a boil in the bag rice kind of man? No issues there my friend, it was just the sound of the whisking coupled with the sound of the water boiling and the smell of the salmon being vulcanised for about 20 mins first thing in the morning that drove me mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Back pain. Chronic at that. Although calling it pain is excessive - chronic back discomfort is apt. But it is pain first thing in the morning. So I asked around, yoga seems to be recommended. Had a go this morning, now everywhere hurts. Just gimme some pills. I used to get that, I did a back strengthening weights regime and haven't had a reoccurrence sinceCurrently doing this right now, hopefully it works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 I take it your not a boil in the bag rice kind of man? No issues there my friend, it was just the sound of the whisking coupled with the sound of the water boiling and the smell of the salmon being vulcanised for about 20 mins first thing in the morning that drove me mad! Well in that case I'd like to add boil in the bag rice to the list myself. Disgusting stuff, rice shouldn't bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 One of my good friend's will always order a well done steak and it really gets me mad. I can feel the food Nazi within me escaping each time Does he have it with tomato ketchup too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Ketchup is another thing, I can't think of anything more vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Ketchup is another thing, I can't think of anything more vile. don't be ridiculous, without ketchup a mashed potato sandwich is really bland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2012 One of my food guilty pleasures is tomato ketchup on buttered toast. Yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Even the smell of ketchup makes my stomach turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Are you supposed to keep tomato ketchup in the fridge? I put some on my chips yesterday and a load of water came out of the bottle first. It was upsetting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted April 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2012 People who keep tomato sauce in the fridge are deviants. I used to have scrambled egg covered in tomato sauce when I was younger. Lovely. Looking like a recently removed brain, but lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Hmmmm I thought it kept fresh in the fridge. Very disappointed with Heinz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted April 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2012 It seperates no matter how you store it. Just shake it before you use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Or just use Brown sauce, the best sauce in the World! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 I ran out of BBQ so had to revert to tomato. Never had the water problem with BBQ. I'll have to go back to stealing the sauce sachets from Wetherspoons pubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 One of my good friend's will always order a well done steak and it really gets me mad. I can feel the food Nazi within me escaping each time Does he have it with tomato ketchup too? Yes. Ketchup and green Tabasco sauce. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Ketchup is another thing, I can't think of anything more vile. don't be ridiculous, without ketchup a mashed potato sandwich is really bland. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2012 I ran out of BBQ so had to revert to tomato. Never had the water problem with BBQ. I'll have to go back to stealing the sauce sachets from Wetherspoons pubs. Just shake it. Fridge or no fridge, you always get ketchup water. Shake it, and it's fine. I thought everyone knew this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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