Genie Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said: I'm sat in my training and **** me one of the other guys is the thickest person I've ever come across. He seemingly can't even find the page of the books we're using even if it's just literally turning over to the next one. The guy running it has to stop every time and go over and check he's got it. You can bet at the end when you want to go home he’ll have 75 questions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 4:45 - "None of this sounds right, I think I'm in the wrong class" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Just now, Genie said: You can bet at the end when you want to go home he’ll have 75 questions We've got a test at the end and you get 3 attempts to pass and I'd say there's more chance of me winning the Grand National riding a disabled turkey. I just hope I never have to work with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 41 minutes ago, sidcow said: People who tut and look at me like daggers when I'm getting my stuff from my bag in an overhead locker on an aeroplane. no tutting , I just make a note in ze black book and come the revolution and I'm leader of the free world , you'll be up against the wall soon as we've scrapped all the vegans and cyclists off it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 22, 2022 Moderator Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: its my pet hate , personally I'd make everything go in the hold and all you can take on the flight is a small bag with essential items only and NO a tupperware container full of salad or an apple is not an essential item or at the very least board the plane back rows first so that someone doesn't board in row 10 and then block the aisle for 5 mins whilst they open their bag retrieve their in flight ipad , headphones , wine gums , phone charger , jumper , lip balm , water bottle , then decide once they have put the suitcase in the overhead that perhaps they wont need their jumper so get it down and put it back in their suitcase 1 item of hand luggage rule is to blame but it's easily sorted with a few braincells, put the smaller bag with the stuff you actually need in the bigger bag, take this out before you chuck your big bag in the locker. Stick the smaller bag under your seat for take-off, job done. Then make sure you drink at least 10 cans of lager so you need a piss every 5 minutes otherwise the miserable words removed that are your fellow passengers won't have anything to moan about on t'internet when they get home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, bickster said: 1 item of hand luggage rule is to blame but it's easily sorted with a few braincells, put the smaller bag with the stuff you actually need in the bigger bag, take this out before you chuck your big bag in the locker. Stick the smaller bag under your seat for take-off, job done. Then make sure you drink at least 10 cans of lager so you need a piss every 5 minutes otherwise the miserable words removed that are your fellow passengers won't have anything to moan about on t'internet when they get home Shandy drinker people still turn up at the scanners with liquids and electronics in their bag , whilst still wearing coats / jackets and belts ..no way those people are capable of mastering the art of small bag inside a big bag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow1988 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 15 hours ago, sidcow said: Is that technically even possible with you? What makes this post even better is that he responded with a confused emoji. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 (edited) I’ve never used the overhead lockers. I take a normal sized backpack and slide it under the seat in front of me. Easy. That’s if i’m travelling with the family, if not I don’t take any luggage on board. Phone, wallet, keys, passport in my pockets. Edited June 22, 2022 by Genie 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 22, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, sparrow1988 said: What makes this post even better is that he responded with a confused emoji. Methinks @foreveryoung has forgotten his own name 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: Shandy drinker people still turn up at the scanners with liquids and electronics in their bag , whilst still wearing coats / jackets and belts ..no way those people are capable of mastering the art of small bag inside a big bag Pleasant surprise at Schiphol the other day where they’ve upgraded scanners so you just put your hand luggage in a tray without removing anything and then walk through the scanners without emptying your pockets. All liquids are allowed through too apparently (drinks etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 22, 2022 Moderator Share Posted June 22, 2022 52 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: Shandy drinker They only sell shandy on planes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 31 minutes ago, chappy said: Pleasant surprise at Schiphol the other day where they’ve upgraded scanners so you just put your hand luggage in a tray without removing anything and then walk through the scanners without emptying your pockets. All liquids are allowed through too apparently (drinks etc) cool .. I did read that LHR is going to allow liquids to stay in bags shortly as well , there was technical advancements made on the CT scanner technology recently , guess its just a case of how quickly they can do the upgrades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, bickster said: They only sell shandy on planes My trip to Germany the other week had bitter , lager and wine there was a token working class mate in our group who ordered a bitter so we made him go to the back of the plane to drink it 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 22, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: My trip to Germany the other week had bitter , lager and wine there was a token working class mate in our group who ordered a bitter so we made him go to the back of the plane to drink it Wow, I didn't realise Carling Black Label was such an upper class drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 "Because it is Wednesday" are definitely getting annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, sidcow said: Wow, I didn't realise Carling Black Label was such an upper class drink. One always drinks it whenever one visits the Bulls Head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Foul harridan Katie Price getting off lightly - again - as her high court bankruptcy hearing is postponed for a third time until mid 2023. She must be nobbing a lot of the judiciary... Or has done in the past. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 5 hours ago, sidcow said: Methinks @foreveryoung has forgotten his own name Didn't even notice it was a confused emoj, was ment to be laughing. Sorry it was a long day long day yesterday. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, bickster said: 1 item of hand luggage rule is to blame Sure is. Look at this. Look at the size of what she was going to take as hand luggage! Quote A diabetic woman was stranded in Alicante after Ryanair refused to let her board a flight home as her hand luggage was "too big". Teresa Bruce had returning from a five-day trip to Benidorm with friends when she said a Ryanair staff member told her her hand luggage was too big to take on board. Teresa was told she would need to pay £69 to place the suitcase in the hold despite travelling with the same case just days before. https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-stranded-spain-after-ryanair-24250517 Edited June 22, 2022 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Xela said: Sure is. Look at this. Look at the size of what she was going to take as hand luggage! https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-stranded-spain-after-ryanair-24250517 They (Liverpool Echo Echo) need to decide if the cost was £69 or €69. Also, she’s on the lash in Spain but on return she didn’t even have enough money in her bank to pay to take the bag home so got stranded in Spain. Priorities? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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