CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 sex in the shower only leads to cramp. anyway, flies. they seem to increase in number each year. maybe i'm just getting smellier.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 People who are moaning about the hot weather Then when its cold they moan about the cold weather Seriously Eck off The hot weather!!!!!! :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 People who are moaning about the hot weather Then when its cold they moan about the cold weather Seriously Eck off The hot weather!!!!!! :evil:I think he meant the British "hot" (20 degrees C) weather! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 People who are moaning about the hot weather Then when its cold they moan about the cold weather Seriously Eck off The hot weather!!!!!! :evil: I think he meant the British "hot" (20 degrees C) weather! Well it is hot alright, **** 30 deg and 90 humidity all year round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Its bloody hot for march in england lets face it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 When I leave England the weather in England gets good. Hot in March Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 1. Constant nauseating repetition of the terms "The Olympic Dream" and "The Olympic Spirit". 2. Olympic diving. You get a gold medal for jumping in a pool? I appreciate that homesexuals deserve medals too, but seriously, piss off. 3. That floor event where you get a gold medal for being the judge's favourite at prancing about. Come on. 4. Any Olympic event that requires judges to give a score out of ten. If you're not doing something measurably better, e.g. running faster, then it doesn't count. Sorry. 5. The torch relay. Nice for seeing interesting places on tele, but do we really need a million hours of coverage on TV, right down to who got paid a zillion pounds for designing the **** torch. Please. 6. The fact that more than 10 seconds of TV coverage has been devoted to the costume that will be worn by the British (or any other) team. Why? 7. And many, many more aspects of the Olympic games, possibly including the Olympics itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I have just found out the Olympics is only 16 days long. I am guessing it has always been that length, but I just presumed they would be a lot longer with all the different events and hundreds of countries competing. So billions for what is effectively a 2 week event. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 People who don't like the olympics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 People who don't like the olympics Your post was done at exactly the same time as mine, so I know you were aiming that at crackpotforeigner and not me, because my post wasnt there when you wrote yours. But anyway I actually love the olympics, just surprised how short it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Phew. Only 16 days. Thanks! I've found something about them that I like Actually I wouldn't mind them so much, it's just that anything remotely interesting or inspiring that happens gets covered in the news to within an inch of its life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 28, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2012 People who don't like the olympics Your post was done at exactly the same time as mine, so I know you were aiming that at crackpotforeigner and not me, because my post wasnt there when you wrote yours. Thanks for clearing that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 The mini roundabout stand off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Pandas People moaning about the cost of first class stamps going up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 1. Constant nauseating repetition of the terms "The Olympic Dream" and "The Olympic Spirit". 2. Olympic diving. You get a gold medal for jumping in a pool? I appreciate that homesexuals deserve medals too, but seriously, piss off. 3. That floor event where you get a gold medal for being the judge's favourite at prancing about. Come on. 4. Any Olympic event that requires judges to give a score out of ten. If you're not doing something measurably better, e.g. running faster, then it doesn't count. Sorry. 5. The torch relay. Nice for seeing interesting places on tele, but do we really need a million hours of coverage on TV, right down to who got paid a zillion pounds for designing the **** torch. Please. 6. The fact that more than 10 seconds of TV coverage has been devoted to the costume that will be worn by the British (or any other) team. Why? 7. And many, many more aspects of the Olympic games, possibly including the Olympics itself. **** Off 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 **** Off 8)Without wishing to be impertinent, could I ask you to be a little more specific as to what it is you mean by **** Off? Is it that I've trampled on your Olympic Spirit, or are you agreeing with me in an unusual way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 1. Constant nauseating repetition of the terms "The Olympic Dream" and "The Olympic Spirit". 2. Olympic diving. You get a gold medal for jumping in a pool? I appreciate that homesexuals deserve medals too, but seriously, piss off. 3. That floor event where you get a gold medal for being the judge's favourite at prancing about. Come on. 4. Any Olympic event that requires judges to give a score out of ten. If you're not doing something measurably better, e.g. running faster, then it doesn't count. Sorry. 5. The torch relay. Nice for seeing interesting places on tele, but do we really need a million hours of coverage on TV, right down to who got paid a zillion pounds for designing the **** torch. Please. 6. The fact that more than 10 seconds of TV coverage has been devoted to the costume that will be worn by the British (or any other) team. Why? 7. And many, many more aspects of the Olympic games, possibly including the Olympics itself. 2. Most sports can be reduced to such descriptions. Football becomes 22 men kicking a ball around (etc). 6. A totally worthwhile exercise if only for this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 2. Most sports can be reduced to such descriptions. Football becomes 22 men kicking a ball around (etc). 6. A totally worthwhile exercise if only for this:(pic) 2. No doubt about that. But for me, the difference is that almost every kid has had a go at kicking a ball around. While I stress that there is nothing whatsoever wrong with being gay, turning it into an Olympic sport just seems wrong Mind you, that bloke who smacked his crust on the diving board a few years ago deserved a medal of some kind, ha haah. 6. If you liked it, then maybe it was a worthwhile exercise. Personally I'd trade the sixpack for some bosoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Greg Louganis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Greg Louganis?That's the one. The first Olympic diver ever to do anything entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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