mjmooney Posted March 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2012 Leemond - I'm getting a bit concerned about you. Would you like me to get Gazza to bring you some chicken and lager and a fishing rod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 chicken and lager would go down a treat rite about now to be honest I wouldnt worry about me take a look at the rants I had around christmas time in this thread about the degenerates that I work with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The **** idiots who try to give you the 'shortlist' magazines in town. It's meant to be a men's magazine and there's a feature on umbrellas in this edition. One of them is £295. Who the **** writes this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Mmm what I wouldn't give for some chicken and lager right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2012 The **** idiots who try to give you the 'shortlist' magazines in town. It's meant to be a men's magazine and there's a feature on umbrellas in this edition. One of them is £295. Who the **** writes this shit. It's the same with all thos mags. I was flicking through Men's Health a few months back. They had a feature on Suits. What was the right suit for the right occasion. The "job Interview" suit came in at £1,400!! I'd say you'd need the job before you got the suit! Also, they had some other fashion bit. They had a bracelet made out of beads. Just plain, white, spherical beads, on a bitof elastic that goes round your wrist. £400. I shit you not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The clue's in the name; "ASS-pirational magazines". For asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The clue's in the name; "ASS-pirational magazines". For asses. I didn't think they could read. maybe they just look at the pictures instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 They must be able to read, how else could they tell if the kids at Great Yarmouth beach are giving them the right money for a ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_shere Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The word banter and the over usage of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2012 BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 'Lad' is a word I could do without hearing, and any portmanteau including it e.g Ladmiral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2012 Not one for lad banter, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2012 Yeah "Lad" does annoy me, mainly because me and my mates have been calling each other Lads (in that context) for at least 10 years. Maybe we invented it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 'Lad' is a word I could do without hearing, and any portmanteau including it e.g Ladmiral. Ladmiral? :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b23avfc Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Apple related threads - they never stay free of people hell bent on hating apple products. And I always wind up back in one in the innocent hope of a decent hassle free thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 The fact that I don't own an iron...or a woman to do my ironing I've got that funeral to go to and just pulled out my shirt and it looks a dishevelled mess, does that trick with hanging a shirt in the bathroom and putting the shower on full blast to steam the creases out actually work??? Ah well I'll soon find out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 When your driving to work and your sat at traffic lights, the lights change to green, then a fire engine/ambulance/police car comes the other way with the blue lights going so you stay where you are. The fire/engine/ambulance/police car move through the traffic, the coats is clear then the lights change back to red and your stuck where you were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 When your driving to work and your sat at traffic lights, the lights change to green, then a fire engine/ambulance/police car comes the other way with the blue lights going so you stay where you are. The fire/engine/ambulance/police car move through the traffic, the coats is clear then the lights change back to red and your stuck where you were! I'll raise you a 'Stupid bint texting at entrance to roundabout, causing me to to an emergency stop'. Damn her, that nearly spoiled my good mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I am pretty sure that if I drove I would spend twice as much time in this thread than I already do. Jesus I am a whinging really bad person at the best of times but the thought of driving would tip me over the edge I recon I would go all michael douglas in falling down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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