AVFC_Hitz Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Had to Google him. Never seen or heard him, so couldn't comment. You don't have joys of internation television living in the UK Mike. He's the CNN business reporter and his whole spiel is to shout at people really loudly. "WHAT NOW FOR EUROPEAN ECONOMY!" He was caught in Central Park with rope around his nob 3 years ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 When a couple of guys who are up to no good start making trouble in your neighbourhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Got into one little fight and your mom got scared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Someone tried to steal my bike for the second time in two weeks. Wing mirror smashed again and indicator stalk busted. And I just went for a run in my brand new running shoes and came home with them covered in dog shit. 2012 worst year ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Someone tried to steal my bike for the second time in two weeks. Wing mirror smashed again and indicator stalk busted. And I just went for a run in my brand new running shoes and came home with them covered in dog shit. 2012 worst year ever. Is it weird that i read this in will smiths' moms voice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Medication meaning no booze for 6 weeks. Take no notice of that amigo. Doctors? What do they know? All they ever say is a combination of: Lose some weight I'm prescribing a course of antibiotics Stop smoking Here's a referral for the specialist (kaChing) To be fair on this occasion I think they're right. Chronic heartburn/indigestion for about 2 weeks. Now enough tablets to make me rattle. Booze doesn't help at all. I've had the same for a while .. Tablets helped but it always came back I started cutting out various foods to see if it went away .. Surprisingly it was coffee causing it for me and since giving it up I'm heartburn and indigestion free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 The more i see the following happen, the more i think it should be in the "things that QUITE RIGHTLY piss you off" thread, if one existed.... At my gym/health club there is an indoor pool, very nice it is too. Also there is a steam room and a sauna roon in the same arena. As I am plodding up n down doing my best, I often see blokes come straight out of the said steam/sauna rooms & go straight in to the pool without using the separate shower cubicle to rinse off all their greasy sweat. Does my fckin head in !! I even told the surly lifeguard yoofs this & they shrug and continue to look disinterested. Must be a job criteria to look so, unless a fit bird in a bikini wiggles in. I am at the point of the next fcker to do this I'm gonna square up to em & tell em in plain, loud words how trampish they are. Knowing my luck, they're probably bodybuilder types & a ruck would soon break out with me coming off worst i guess. But come on, for fcks sake....I know there's chlorine in the pool but jeez !! And dont get me started on those who dont wash their hands after a slash/number 2..... total and utter pikeys !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I hate it when people leave a used teabag on the side of the sink... put it in the f**king bin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 And dont get me started on those who dont wash their hands after a slash/number 2..... total and utter pikeys !!! bwahaha where I sit at work you can hear the hand dryer so if someone goes the bog and comes back without me hearing it going in the background I know not to shake there hands or borrow a pen off them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 The more i see the following happen, the more i think it should be in the "things that QUITE RIGHTLY piss you off" thread, if one existed.... At my gym/health club there is an indoor pool, very nice it is too. Also there is a steam room and a sauna roon in the same arena. As I am plodding up n down doing my best, I often see blokes come straight out of the said steam/sauna rooms & go straight in to the pool without using the separate shower cubicle to rinse off all their greasy sweat. Does my fckin head in !! I even told the surly lifeguard yoofs this & they shrug and continue to look disinterested. Must be a job criteria to look so, unless a fit bird in a bikini wiggles in. I am at the point of the next fcker to do this I'm gonna square up to em & tell em in plain, loud words how trampish they are. Knowing my luck, they're probably bodybuilder types & a ruck would soon break out with me coming off worst i guess. But come on, for fcks sake....I know there's chlorine in the pool but jeez !! And dont get me started on those who dont wash their hands after a slash/number 2..... total and utter pikeys !!! As a kid it was a revelation to me whilst in Germany that people would have a shower before getting in a swimming pool! I was soon educated in the ways of hygene and the fact that we Brits turned out, on the whole, to be the stinky feckers of europe that need to crank up the chlorine because we treat swimming pools as....public baths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Medication meaning no booze for 6 weeks. Take no notice of that amigo. Doctors? What do they know? All they ever say is a combination of: Lose some weight I'm prescribing a course of antibiotics Stop smoking Here's a referral for the specialist (kaChing) To be fair on this occasion I think they're right. Chronic heartburn/indigestion for about 2 weeks. Now enough tablets to make me rattle. Booze doesn't help at all. I've had the same for a while .. Tablets helped but it always came back I started cutting out various foods to see if it went away .. Surprisingly it was coffee causing it for me and since giving it up I'm heartburn and indigestion free Cheers Tony. Will try it - I al partial to an espresso or 3. In an Eames' Digestive System update, the heartburn is gone in a half time substitution for the brown rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 "Match of the Day is starting but I need to clean my shoes... oh well, they never show Villa first" *Cleaning* Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 A woman at work who always asks me for help with her computer issues. I wouldn't mind but; - "My screens are black, they're not showing anything" - Computer wasn't on. "My mouse is working" - Moving the mouse of the computer next to her. "This program won't let me login" - Typing her password in the address bar of IE. "I'm clicking the print button but nothings happening" - Pressing the save button. Then, she doesn't recognise that she's being dopey, she blames the PCs and as a result of helping her, I'm a 'computer whiz-kid'. Bless her. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Ask her why she isn't at home dusting and scrubbing pots Sit back and wait for the call from HR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 lol I'm sure I could, she wouldn't understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 A woman at work who always asks me for help with her computer issues. I wouldn't mind but; - "My screens are black, they're not showing anything" - Computer wasn't on. "My mouse is working" - Moving the mouse of the computer next to her. "This program won't let me login" - Typing her password in the address bar of IE. "I'm clicking the print button but nothings happening" - Pressing the save button. Then, she doesn't recognise that she's being dopey, she blames the PCs and as a result of helping her, I'm a 'computer whiz-kid'. Bless her. Idiot. but is she fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Tell you what, you know it's bad when someone out of IT takes the piss out of you ! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dappadan Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I hate it when people say Lol. Someone actually wrote this as a status the other day about someone who had passed away rip tony palmer we will all miss a very good friend. thoughts are with you dawn and family lol xx Then this again today we will be thinking of you babes, you know if you need us, you where we are. lol xx That to me is absolutely ridiculous and she is in her fifties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dappadan Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Also the amount of money stag do companies charge as we are going to Brighton and I am to share a room with 4 mates the company wanted £75 each for one night, rang the hotel and they said we can have the same room for £30 each so instead of £300 for the room it is £120. The only benefit would be queue jump nightclub entry so effectively paying £45 for the privelege. Robbing bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I think some people think it means 'lots of love' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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