villaajax Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Apparently the reason my cousin barely ever wants to meet up with me is because I don't drink. You do drink. You suppeth the nectar of the Gods, sir. True, and on December 5th of all days, I should drink a carton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 True, and on December 5th of all days, I should drink a carton! The prophecy will be fulfilled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I used to hate GErvais, even though I liked the Office and Extras. But now I like him, and my liking of him grows the more other people hate him Same here, without the original hate. Was a bit on the fence infact, although the more I've heard of him through podcasts etc. the more I think his views are spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2011 Yeah the podcasts definitely help. I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 A long time ago, having no paper around, I scratched 'WH' into the corner of my keyboard to remind me of something. What that something is, I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 On the plus side I found my old graphic tablet so you get to enjoy my awful handwriting. It hasn't improved since I left primary school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Apparently the reason my cousin barely ever wants to meet up with me is because I don't drink. You do drink. You suppeth the nectar of the Gods, sir. True, and on December 5th of all days, I should drink a carton! I think the 5th of December thing is dying a death in Holland. Used to be a massive thing 10 years ago, hardly hear anything about it these days. Maybe it's films etc, if all the films and characters do everything on the 25th, the 5th (No matter right or wrong day) is getting slowly deleted from the Dutch way of life IMO. (The 5th is banned in my house anyway along with Dutch TV) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Having to spend £30 on an "all-house sonic & electromagnetic spider repellant plug-in". I don't even know if the damn things actually work, but I suppose I can look at it as £30 spent on never having to see the missus get in the state she was in last night; it was as if she'd seen the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 6, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2011 Having to spend £30 on an "all-house sonic & electromagnetic spider repellant plug-in". I don't even know if the damn things actually work, but I suppose I can look at it as £30 spent on never having to see the missus get in the state she was in last night; it was as if she'd seen the devil.Be cheaper to give her a slap and tell her to man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Having to spend £30 on an "all-house sonic & electromagnetic spider repellant plug-in". I don't even know if the damn things actually work, but I suppose I can look at it as £30 spent on never having to see the missus get in the state she was in last night; it was as if she'd seen the devil.Be cheaper to give her a slap and tell her to man up. Wise words Mike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I just wrote a nice report in SQL and output this into Excel. Sent it to a co-worker who reports the report does not work. (On inspection the report is fine (Works on my PC and everyone else's, he thinks it fine to go against the world and simple logic by using commas to display a decimal. So I send him 20.5655563, he displays it in his Excel as 20,5655563. Oh yes it's the reports fault that excel can't add up what are essentially text lines) It's now Excel and Microsoft's fault. I suggest it's regional settings but ho hum. :x How hard is it to understand the following simple life rules DD/MM/YYYY and 20,56 is not the same as 20.56 and never will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 6, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2011 I just wrote a nice report in SQL and output this into Excel. Sent it to a co-worker who reports the report does not work. (On inspection the report is fine (Works on my PC and everyone else's, he thinks it fine to go against the world and simple logic by using commas to display a decimal. So I send him 20.5655563, he displays it in his Excel as 20,5655563. Oh yes it's the reports fault that excel can't add up what are essentially text lines) It's now Excel and Microsoft's fault. I suggest it's regional settings but ho hum. :x How hard is it to understand the following simple life rules DD/MM/YYYY and 20,56 is not the same as 20.56 and never will be.We get fuckwits like that occasionally. Need their arses kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Be cheaper to give her a slap and tell her to man up. Good idea, but I like my testicles just the way they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuck Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Having to spend £30 on an "all-house sonic & electromagnetic spider repellant plug-in". I don't even know if the damn things actually work, but I suppose I can look at it as £30 spent on never having to see the missus get in the state she was in last night; it was as if she'd seen the devil. I tried one of those sonic things for mice when we had a problem with them a while back, it was about as useful as a chocolate fireplace. We're also enduring a spider infestation - next door are rebuilding, so it seems all their spiders have moved in with us. And Australian spiders are scary. Me no like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 A guy at work said that a conker in each corner of the room repels spiders, no idea if its true but another chap did join in the conversation and agreed that he believed it work too. Something to do with the faint smell they give off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuck Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 A guy at work said that a conker in each corner of the room repels spiders, no idea if its true but another chap did join in the conversation and agreed that he believed it work too. Something to do with the faint smell they give off. Spiders vs Conkers - the Definitive Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Having to spend £30 on an "all-house sonic & electromagnetic spider repellant plug-in". I don't even know if the damn things actually work, but I suppose I can look at it as £30 spent on never having to see the missus get in the state she was in last night; it was as if she'd seen the devil. sounds like a tiger repelling rock to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 the absolute non story about englands training base that the red tops were trying to push yesterday shock horror a building site with 6 months left to go looks like a building site with 6 months left to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 ...he thinks it fine to go against the world and simple logic by using commas to display a decimal... Isn't that normal for continentals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Having to spend £30 on an "all-house sonic & electromagnetic spider repellant plug-in". I don't even know if the damn things actually work, but I suppose I can look at it as £30 spent on never having to see the missus get in the state she was in last night; it was as if she'd seen the devil. Let us know if they work. I'm terrified of spi...erm...spending time with my girlfriend when she's see one aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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