GarethRDR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Where you see a problem, I see an opportunity. If you're not gonna get your freak on with her, having her admire your cable-laying ability is surely the next best thing; think of it as an expansion on the Dutch Oven concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 oooh pub toilets! they cannot be better, surely. We have cubicles at work. I cannot go on the throne if I have a 'wing man' alongside me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I don't think I could 'go' at work if I tried. Never have at any place I've worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I don't think I could 'go' at work if I tried. Never have at any place I've worked. You should try it Laura! It saves a lot of money on bog roll over the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Where you see a problem, I see an opportunity. If you're not gonna get your freak on with her, having her admire your cable-laying ability is surely the next best thing; think of it as an expansion on the Dutch Oven concept. Hadnt thought of it that way, i must admit. In fairness though, Im still not thinking of it that way! Think I'm going to risk the Out of Order toilets. Though this does have the air of a Peep Show type fall from grace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 There is something quite liberating and satisfying about have a poo in works time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 There really is. We have a trick called the "Tactical Dump" whereby time on the throne can be used to bypass likely encounters with the boss, final minutes of the day etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 If I'm going for a work shit, I always go to the bogs on another floor. That way, if I need a piss later, I can go to the bogs on our floor without having stunk them out myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 *hangs head in shame* Does anyone else use the disabled bog for a bit of luxurious privacy? You can also text or play mobile games a lot easier in the disabled bog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Only when very very drunk, at which point I think I'm entitled to use the extra support on offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Being made redundant just before Christmas Sorry to hear that Laura :-( Cheers fella, could be better but could be a whole lot worse. Nice little kick up the backside to find a better job which I probably should have done a while back. I get paid well to do not a lot, time to actually develop my skills / career. Back OT, I am on a diet but have had a cheeseburger and a pot noodle for lunch... I feel dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 *hangs head in shame* Does anyone else use the disabled bog for a bit of luxurious privacy? You can also text or play mobile games a lot easier in the disabled bog! All the time. I like the extra space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2011 Pretty sure you'd feel dirty even if you WEREN'T on a diet and you had a burger AND a pot noodle for lunch! Did you dip the burger in the pot noodle juice? #thatiswhatiwouldhavedone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 So you should! I have a pot noodle about once or twice a year, basically whenever the time comes that I forget how bad the last one was. The only acceptable Pot Noodle is a Bombay Badboy, but only because the hot sauce zaps your taste buds into submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Haha you're right, I would feel dirty eating that even if I was trying to put weight on There was no dipping. That WOULD have been dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Which pot noodle, laura? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2011 *hangs head in shame* Does anyone else use the disabled bog for a bit of luxurious privacy? You can also text or play mobile games a lot easier in the disabled bog! All the time. I like the extra space. Beware of karma. When I was at college doing my Accountancy exams, one day I was feeling pretty rough. Something I ate. You get the picture. Anyway, because of this, I decided it would be in everyone's best interests if I used the disabled toilet. You know, to avoid smell based embarrassment. Anyway, in the process of sitting down, I snagged my coat on the emergency pullstring alarm thing in there. I froze, but couldn't hear any noise so thought I'd gotten away with it. So away I went into full on number 2 mode, when there was a knock at the door and a shout of "Are you alright in there?" I couldn't stop halfway through, so I had to declare sheepishly that "I'm fine. I'm not disabled...It was an accident. sorry!" When I finished I exited and to my horror the woman who'd come running was still stood there, so I had to apologise profusely, all with the highly toxic smells slowly spreading around us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 One thing that pisses me off is going to work and forgetting my wallet so I cannot have lunch......2 days in a row!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Which pot noodle, laura? Curry. I don't even like Pot Noodles, haven't had one in about 6 years. Why God, Why? (Oops, wrong thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 *hangs head in shame* Does anyone else use the disabled bog for a bit of luxurious privacy? You can also text or play mobile games a lot easier in the disabled bog! All the time. I like the extra space. Beware of karma. When I was at college doing my Accountancy exams, one day I was feeling pretty rough. Something I ate. You get the picture. Anyway, because of this, I decided it would be in everyone's best interests if I used the disabled toilet. You know, to avoid smell based embarrassment. Anyway, in the process of sitting down, I snagged my coat on the emergency pullstring alarm thing in there. I froze, but couldn't hear any noise so thought I'd gotten away with it. So away I went into full on number 2 mode, when there was a knock at the door and a shout of "Are you alright in there?" I couldn't stop halfway through, so I had to declare sheepishly that "I'm fine. I'm not disabled...It was an accident. sorry!" When I finished I exited and to my horror the woman who'd come running was still stood there, so I had to apologise profusely, all with the highly toxic smells slowly spreading around us. Fantastic. Did she enjoy your perfume shower? Why did you not just say that you were ok. That was sparing the apology as she would not have had the cheek to ask you " in what way are you disabled?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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