Ponky Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I hate the fact that I have to walk past the reception desk at work to go to the toilet, so the receptionist knows how long I take to have a shit (give of take a few turns of word feud on my phone). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Putting a pair of socks in the wash to see one single sock return. Bloody sock ninjas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 TWO zombie apocalypse survival threads. Whatever happened to merging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 TWO zombie apocalypse survival threads. Whatever happened to merging? Put them both in the wash...you'll only get one back . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 TWO zombie apocalypse survival threads. Whatever happened to merging? I agree, mine was created first and Gareth RDR jumped on the zomb wagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I was typing mine waaaay before yours. I just like to spell properly, so I took my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I was typing mine waaaay before yours. I just like to spell properly, so I took my time. if you're worried about spelling when talking about zombies then you have no hope of surviving the horrrrrrrrdes. spell check comes once we have the first draft of the VT survival masterplan. anyway mooney can be the official checker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 I was typing mine waaaay before yours. I just like to spell properly, so I took my time. if you're worried about spelling when talking about zombies then you have no hope of surviving the horrrrrrrrdes. spell check comes once we have the first draft of the VT survival masterplan. anyway mooney can be the official checker! **** that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Feeling sick after eating too many jelly beans :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 football fans that think they are better than you because they support their local team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 football fans that think they are better than you because they support their local teamThey kind of are, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 football fans that think they are better than you because they support their local teamThey kind of are, though. unless you're unlucky enough to live right next door to the Derby or Coventry ground or some such can you not go truly ultra local local and support Villa too? if you feel a bit vulnerable, a bit plastic just answer the support question with: oh yes, I support The King's Dick XI because that's the most local pub to me and they are doing really well in the Jamal Kebab's League. Oh, and my other team is the mighty mighty Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 That's a real pisser. Hope she's OK. Just seen this. A bit deflated after getting all psyched, otherwise fine mate, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 if you've got a story/reason behind it then fairy muff but if you support utd just because you do then IMO you're rightly going to get some grief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 if you've got a story/reason behind it then fairy muff but if you support utd just because you do then IMO you're rightly going to get some griefExactly. If you don't support your 'local' team but the team you do support isn't particularly successful or not ultra-successfull then fair enough - I can never understand the mentality of those who simply choose to support Manchester United or Liverpool other than to simply fit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 TV shows (documentaries mostly) that manage to fill an hour of telly by repeatedly summarizing everything you've just seen. Started with channel 5 shows like ice road truckers and trawlermen but I'm watching the C4 doc about the hippo in zambia. You know when an ad break is coming because they spend 4 minutes telling you what you've just spent 10 minutes watching. Then, when the ad break is over, the program starts again by showing it all again. Still fascinating though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I just had a shower and realised that it was the longest time I've spent standing up today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 Sites that sniff for Opera in the User-Agent header and use that to decide that they need to send you the mobile version of the site. This ignores that: a) Opera is also a desktop browser Opera Mini and Opera Mobile can both do **** great with the full desktop version of the site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2011 Maybe he even prefixes their names with the title "Mr"? For a long time the New York Times and (until very recently) the Wall Street Journal. have required their sports sections to adhere to the other sections' style guide, one of the requirements of which was that the second and subsequent reference to a man is surname prefixed with "Mr.", which I always found a bit surreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Joggers in the street who think/expect that passing traffic will stop for them as they run across busy roads. Bloody words removed. People who walk around with their gobs permanently hanging open. People who pronounce words such as "Baby" as "Vavy", without forming the letter "b" with their mouths. People who cannot be bothered to walk without dragging their heels. Knobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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