theunderstudy Posted July 12, 2011 Author Share Posted July 12, 2011 There's a blue light that flashes at a house about 5 miles from where I live. So when i'm driving back late on a Friday night, I see it flashing and quickly put pedal to the metal, before realising its the same bloody house, every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Being told by a mechanic that my engine problem (spark plugs getting filled with water) should cost 70/80 quid to fix, inc VAT then him calling me back saying 'pick it up when you're ready, it'll be £150.80' and me barely being able to afford it.. :cry: is there a specific reason why the price has increased? if he says £70-80, then thats what you pay him. Any extra cost, he needs to ring you before the work is done, and you need to authorise the extra cost. Otherwise he doesn't get paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Waiting for delivery of my new computer. It's like Christmas morning today, but Santa didn't come. They couldn't access the building but didn't manage to ring the bell or me either, so that was no real surprise. I want to play with my new computer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Whoever is writing the headlines on Skysports.com today. Prem appeals to Mertesacker. Reading this as if the premiership is asking Mertesacker for something Then 'Corinthians appeal to Tevez'. This is worse again When in fact it's the players who like the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Whoever is writing the headlines on Skysports.com today. Prem appeals to Mertesacker. Reading this as if the premiership is asking Mertesacker for something Then 'Corinthians appeal to Tevez'. This is worse again When in fact it's the players who like the club Cheese & Pickle sandwich appeals to Jon. :nod: It is a very articulate sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 My forehead is ****. I'm 23 and I've a forehead like a 50 year old. It'll be Botox for me. And I just keep creasing it up. the way I talk is all forehead movement. Also if i'm playing fifa I'll move my forehead up and down like a mental patient. It's a nervous tick I think. It's rare I don't have my eyebrows raised in a photo. People say wrinkles give a face character, but that is probably one of those things to make someone feel better about something bad. Like getting shat on by a bird is good luck. I'm like Mark bloody Wahlberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Actually my father says I'm like a klingon from star trek. Which is nice of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Actually my father says I'm like a klingon from star trek. Which is nice of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morkery Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 women in mens clothing areas - **** OFF - do I go looking for clothes for my wife? Really pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 This should piss me off... but I'll post it in here anyway.. My ankles!! I was meant to be playing football Tomorrow, for the first time in over a month. Now I''m not because on my way to work I felt my ankle go again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 P*U*S*S*Y My ankles are cool 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Cliff Richard. He's just so ****...wholesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 13, 2011 Cliff Richard. He's just so ****...wholesome.I've heard a rumour that he sticks his willy in other mens' bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 13, 2011 Moderator Share Posted July 13, 2011 Which would make him holesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndunse Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Some festival goers...... I went to the Sonisphere festival this weekend which was truly brilliant. However, the people at the spot next to us were playing Slayer at top volume until around 6am, every night. Just Slayer. 2 Slayer albums over and over and over again. Absolute bastards. You don't go to festivals to sleep, but surely there's a limit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Cliff Richard. He's just so ****...wholesome.I've heard a rumour that he sticks his willy in other mens' bottoms. That's complete unsubstantiated rubbish, you should be ashamed of yourself for posting it. Everyone knows he prefers to take it, not give it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf_stewart Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 The fan on my laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Some festival goers...... I went to the Sonisphere festival this weekend which was truly brilliant. However, the people at the spot next to us were playing Slayer at top volume until around 6am, every night. Just Slayer. 2 Slayer albums over and over and over again. Absolute bastards. You don't go to festivals to sleep, but surely there's a limit! 6am is a pretty early time to withdraw to bed at a festival tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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